King of vibez

09/12/2023

Holy Ghost By Omah Lay🔥

Holy Ghost Lyrics
[Intro]
Get up, get up and dance
Oh, oh
(Lekaa Beat )
[Chorus]
Holy Ghost fire
Supernatural
Boost my confidence
My co***ne
My heart desire
Give me nothing else
I no dey tire
'Cause you give me ginger
For the die minute
You're my true lover
My mami water
Give me happiness
[Refrain]
Oya, I go get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and—
[Chorus]
Holy Ghost fire
Supernatural
Boost my confidence
My co***ne
My heart desire
Give me nothing else
I no dey tire
'Cause you give me ginger
For the die minute
You're my true lover
My mami water
Give me happiness
[Verse]
Symptoms don dey show for my knicker
I'lI stop drinking, baby
Tequila don dey hit me for liver
It's either indica or it's a sativa
Anytime that I smoke, these girls be looking like wife materials
Is it this or that?
If I seek, I'll find
How I feel inside
I'll let you know
I am super high
I can't feel my eyes
They say love is blind
But I can see you
[Refrain]
Oya, get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance
Get up and dance, dance
Get up and dance
Get up and—
[Chorus]
Holy Ghost fire
Supernatural
Boost my confidence
My co***ne
My heart desire
Give me nothing else
I no dey tire
'Cause you give me ginger
For the die minute
You're my true lover
My mami water
Give me happiness

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06/12/2023

FUNNY JOKES
1. Deep down, I want to Barb my hair & spray it gold colour, but the problem is; I don't have another house to stay 🤧😭

2. Who says what a man can do, a woman can do better?...ok, a man can use his boxers as rag, women can u use... uhm eh... u know....as rag? 🥴🤒😹😹

3. African Dad can be so annoying.. they will go outside buy bread 🍞, come house & still send u to go & buy milk & Milo😹😹

4. I pity women who's husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, they would be seeing chalk, marker & d list of noise makers 😹😂🤣

5. Dear ladies, sometimes u have to kiss ur boyfriend in front of that bitch he calls bestie for verification.. don't thank me..I mean; what are friends for 😹😂🤣
Real entertainmReal entertainment gistbraking someone's he*art, why not look for that small Calabash where ur village ppl tied ur des"tiny & break it...id*iot 🤒🚶🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😹

7. There's a place called "staff room" in high school.. u see dat place? All the wit*ches are just there 😹😂🤣

8. My mum asked my girlfriend if she can cook & she replied boldly "Mama I cook the tea we drank this morning" I fainted 😩😹😹

9. Plz I have a girlfriend, u girls should stop disturbing me nah🤡😹🙈

10. Instead of joining cu*lt in school, dyin*g like fowl, why not tell ur parents to use u for Money ritu*al...simple arithmetic 🥴😂🤣

11. U might have money More than me, but u are not the owner of that N420 in my account 🤒🥴😂🤣

12. Imagine my parents gave birth to me without my permission, what if I want to be a👇👇👇 croco*dile nko? 🤡😹😂🤣
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06/12/2023

* if you have done any of these things before step forward we have a meeting😂😂️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around
😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, 🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back to pick it🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but refused to react...🤷🏼‍♀️😏
😂😂😂
Please foll* if you have done any of these things before step forward we have a meeting😂😂️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around
😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, 🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back to pick it🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but refused to react...🤷🏼‍♀️😏
😂😂😂

27/11/2023

Hello guys 🔱👍
Good morning guys

26/11/2023

“…I needed a collabo with Tems and her team charged me 500 million naira. I couldn’t resist the urge to ask ‘Una dey whine me?’ ! Even Davido won’t charge me that much”

-Nigerian rapper, Odumodublvck speaks

26/11/2023

😉😉😋😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌟🌟

👇 👇

👇

0. Dangote did it, Adeleke did it, Ronaldo did it
I will did it, you will did it.... Nothing will stop us from diding it😎😎

1. This is the 4th time am doing monthly sub this month, seriously I'm confused, biko how many months do we have in a month?.....😾🙈🙉🙊😹😹😹🙊🙉🙉🙉

2 . See I don't have money but my girlfriend loves me so much
If you need the formula am using, come to my inbox with N5, 000 only.....😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

3 . Even if i walk in the valley of low likes, I will never tag 99 people in my photo.
NEVER!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

4 . My girlfriend dumped me for a guy she was dating online not knowing i am the one.
Who else thinks am intelligent??😉😉

5 . Don't kill yourself for a woman, because if u die she will come to your funeral with another Guy..it happened to me twice 🙄🚶😒
just saying 😑😑

6 . That moment he unclipped your bra and suddenly the N200 you hid from him for transportation fell on the bed.
Hmm, sorry dear😉😉😛😛😛😝😝😝

7 . Chaiii after WEDDING your wife stops sending LOVE TEXTS, the only message u receive now is , honey the pampers is 4500,Now that's what we call CHANGE!
Chai, who said APC?......🧐🧐🧐🧐🙄🙄🙄🙄

8 . Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you.
Now that's true love.....😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

9 . Cousin is a term used in Nigeria to avoid the explanation of how you are related to someone.
Thank You...🤔🤔☹️

10 . No body keeps in touched than the girl you promised to send her money, she can even appear in your dream.👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁

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11 . Nothing hurts more than when the invigilator in an exam removes the person you are copying from.
Chai all hope have been lost.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😲😲

12 . Eversince i created this page, i have never seen a post of someone complaining about condom prices, are you guys not using them?......🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

13 . Those days, try kissing a girl, she'll be shy and be like, you sure I won't get pregnant if you kiss me?"
But this days, try kissing a girl, just 5 seconds kiss, her hand is already in ur trouser searching for uncle moses' rod.🥒🥒🥒🥒

14 . I nearly died when I watched Nollywood movie and saw Tonto D**e and kanayo kanayo used as angels of God....
Really??🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

15 . I was shocked the day I saw my uncle wearing earrings & I asked him "Uncle are you gay?" Then he answered me and said "I started wearing them the day my wife found it in my car, I told her they are mine,
This my uncle sef.🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

16 . One kidney in Malaysia is now N 65m. And you think I won't make it in life?
Stay there......🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏿‍♂️

17 . When you were born your father named you Jennifer, your mother called you Omalicha, and now you have changed your name on Facebook to mhiz sexzy bae.
Now tell me who is stupid?.....
If you have a "Mhiz" or "Itz" in ur name, pls don't text me until you change it.
I'm serious, I don't like it.
I can give you reasons too when you come to my inbox.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

18 . Today was the day I decided to be serious about life, I took a step that many of my friends can't take. I went for HIV test and I came back very HAPPY because I found the clinic closed. Hehehehehehe😋😅😅😅😅😃😃😃

19 . I don't understand why It's always "Mama, I've Made It" So what about "Daddy" that paid your 150k?
Mtcheew Ungrateful children......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

20 . So I heard dangote started his business with N30, 000 his uncle gave him.
My own problem is my uncle, If I flash him, he will flash me back.....🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

21 . In naija when a rich man dies on his obituary poster you will see "WE GIVE GRATITUDE TO GOD FOR A LIFE WELL SPENT" they are happy that he is finally gone so they can flex his money .
But if poor man dies you will see "GONE TOO SOON " they were expecting him to blow but he didn't deliver.
What a pity......😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

22 . I just laugh when ladies shout "WHAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER" be sincere girls, can u wear one boxer for one week or more without washing it?😝😝😜😜😜😜😜

23 . How can somebody go to swimming pool with soap and sponge? If I mention the tribe's name now they will say I hate Owe**i people.
I can't let them to come and kill me🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

24 . Sometimes God allows ur Phone to fall so he can hear u shout; "Jesus!!" Since you've refused to Pray. Some do not even go to church on Sundays
Like you...😊

25 . If you fail to understand that there're some truthability in the jokes I post, then am sorry, the capability of ur brainablity to comprehendabilty simple humorability is of great lowlability.🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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26/11/2023

Laugh away your paīn 🤣😂...................................☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️.............
1.Its my first time in court, and I heard the judge saying "order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escørting me outside I think we are going to the restaurant. 😂😂😂🚶🚶🚶

2. I can take a būllet for my babe as long as its chilled, other energy drinks give me headāche.......... what are you thinking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. i was in a plane going to England when two pilots started fightīng, i just came down and entered okada.............. i hāt£ roūgh play jhoor🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

4.A fulani man took his radio for repairs, When the radio was opened, a rat jumped out and the fulani man ran away. The fulani man shouted " ku tanimata mai bada labaru zai gudu" ( help! help! help! The newscaster is escāping ).😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5.wife saw her husband reading newspaper
Wife: I wish i was a newspaper so i would always be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a new one everyday. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emmanuel: Mum you līed to me
Mum: How?
Emmanuel:you said my brother is a little angel
Mum: Yes he is!
Emmanuel: How come he didn't fly when i threw him from the balcony........
MUM FAĪNTED.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

©️ EBUBE ✍️

7.A seven year old boy after returning from school one afternoon told his mother.
son: mum, i heard that grandma has dīed.
Mum: you dey mād, na your mama go dīe first.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8. Comedian , why did you stēal the church clock????
Emmanuel:I støle it because God's time is the best...🏃🏃🏃🏃

9.Since I børrowed #500 from mtn last month they keep sending me messages like "recharge #500 and stand a chance of winning 4 houses in lekki". They think I don't have sense Mtcheeew.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

10. What will you gain from this after reading this post with at like and comment on it 🙄
Follow 👉 Criksy big geng

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25/11/2023

Laugh with

1. If a woman wants to revenge for hurting her soul, 😌my brother, even the devil will sit down and learn wickedness from her.. ☺Guys, be careful.. This gender is becoming something else 🤣🤣

2. My future wife is somewhere right now 😌thinking she will marry a handsome😍, tall and fair guys with six packs.. 🙈please you guys should join me let us laugh at her together 😂😂

3. Obama's wife is comfortable with two daughters and no son.. 😌but poor man in Nigeria will born 20 children while he's looking for male child 😂😂🙋‍♂️

4. Nowadays, am even scared to post pic with my mum cuz Nigerians will still comment "Nice couples" 🤦‍♂️

5. Doctor asked me in front of my mom.. "🙄When last did you had a kiss💋??
I face my mum and asked.. " What kind of food is that? 😏😂😂

6. I am very kind hearted person, I helped my four years old nephew to finish his ice cream🍦.. ☺now, he is shedding tears of joy😊😂

7. Short girls will wear
red and white clothes
and be looking like Airtel sim card🙈🤣

8. 🙈Not all marriage started with "Chioma, will U marry me? ".. Some started with.. " David, I'm pregnant🤰 for you 😂😂

9. You will be cooking jollof rice for him and he will be inside texting a girl who can't even fry an egg🥚.. 😄
Stupid boy!! 😂😂
👉
10. He is tall and handsome.. Wow😲!!
I think I like him 🥰
🙄Na so some girls take marry who no get sense 😂😂

11. Ask a Yoruba person for his/her number
And you will hear.. "Sero hate sero, sis hate sis, tiri hate tiri, sefun sis.. () ☺Na my empty-hen 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 be that 😂😂

12. I am proud to have you all because you guys are
Creative,
Obedient,
Nice,
Diligent,
Organized,
Matured,
Significant..
In short, you are all ☺C. O. N. D. O. M.

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25/11/2023

Nigeria 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 ...............
My country the one that am proud of 😊
The giant of Africa, the best place to be 😇
She is black she is fair 🌈 she is beautiful 💃
Nigeria 🇳🇬 the funny place to be 😋

The only country where Nepa use generator to do promo 🙆😥

The only country where a car will hit someone, ambulance 🚑 will run 😂

The only country where there are vibes like 💟

The only country where buying Bread while traveling is the law 😇

The only country that has slangs (m**o, mad oo, HELLO, etc) 😂

The only country where a man will be hāwking a book titled 100 ways to get rich (I wonder why e no read am🤣🙆😂

A country where dodging your mother slap means you have join cult (Nsogbu)🙆

A country where garri is afternoon food (who made that law)😼

A country where moi moi and pap are meant for Saturday (it's in their constitution) 🚶🚶

The only country where discipline is very important 😋 when your mum rolls her eyes 👀, you should understand 😂

A country where people will read all this but they won't Like or Comment 😼

Lemme stop here jhoor🚶🚶

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25/11/2023

🍆🍑🍑💦
Girl:- I was scared Because it was my first time doing it, I just heard people say it's painful, and he said to me that I will open slowly and that he will be careful and won't hurt me.
Then I opened, he puts it slowly (ouch) I felt like I could cry, but I was too shy that people will hear me in the other rooms.
Tears was rolling down my eyes while closed. He then removed it and said " I told you that I will not hurt you" and I smiled and said " thank you doctor for removing this teeth, it really trouble me.

I like the way you think
See how you concentrate dey read
Corrupt mind 😂
🌹🌹

I hope I made you smile. 🥰🥰

25/11/2023

Laugh with big geng

1)U.S.A🇦🇽 and Nigeria🇳🇬country wedding👩‍❤️‍👨be like
U.S.A🇦🇽
Invitation card: 50
Number of people that turn up👩‍👩‍👧‍👦;40
Stolen items📱:0
Number of return stolen items: 0

Nigeria🇳🇬
Invitation card:30
Number of people who turn out👩‍👩‍👧‍👦:150
Stolen items📱📲:100
Number of return of stolen item :0🏃‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

2)Just because you're slim doesn't mean you're a Model. Find something to eat 🤣

3. "Pregnant 🤰🏾 lady in bus 🚌 will be looking 👀 at you to give up your seat 💺 for them. Was I there when you were screaming 😱 go deeper"🙄

4. Today, I went to deposit🏛️ a fake note
Cashier : Mr man, this money is fake

Me : The money is mine and the account is mine. What is your problem Oga .. Just put it in my account for me

Wisdom will not kill me😂😂😂

5. Never chase it let it come to u, naso Jellof rice and Malt take pass me for wedding 😔
Motivational Speakers avoid me oo
🙄🙄😳😷

6. My friend you have mouth odour and you're using nose mask😷do you want to kill yourself🙍🙆🙆

7. Don't be a boring friend
Transfer me 6k 😋😋 lemme transfer back😥

8. All the ladies praying for oversea husband, are you still praying or I should mind my own business*😳😳🙄

9. I hate it when am singing a song and someone corrects me
What if am doing a remix.
😫😷

10. I open biscuit
And you are throwing your chewing gum away🙄😏..
You beta pick it
😒😂

11. Please ladies, upload your sugar daddy photo, my Friend is missing😄😃

12. Some girls ehhn...ever since I told BRIDGET that her dress👗is beautiful...she now wears it everyday😅

13. Fine girl fine girl👩‍🦰 but your shoe size is 47 why are you Goliath's wife
😂💔

14. When I make my first billion I'll not buy a fan or an air conditioner in my house,I'll buy an helicopter to fan me😂

15. This Country is hard oooooooo_
Even Mami water dey come outside kon buy fish
😂

16. Reacting on Post why not cost you anything 🙏🏿🥰
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18/11/2023

Untouchable Comedies

08/11/2023

Abeg if you get girl friend wey you want sell give me

20/10/2023

Like post

18/09/2023

_pls comment, share and like

16/09/2023

U shall be count among the billionaire 2morow

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15/09/2023

Madoo instant RIP

15/09/2023

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22/04/2023