Red Herring TV

06/06/2024

04/06/2024

Monaco midfielder Mohamed Camara has been handed a four-match ban by the French football league after covering up an anti-homophobia message on his shirt in a Ligue 1 match.

The punishment includes;
●Reduction of 6 points on the license
●No more dessert in the canteen for 1 year
●Suspension of matches
●Fine of €50,000
●Mandatory participation in Gay Pride 2025

03/06/2024

02/06/2024

31/05/2024

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet: "Well f ' stop doin' it then ya evil b !"

22/05/2024

My mind is blown 🤯

22/05/2024

The perfect breakfast doesn’t exi-

17/05/2024

Tom true story:
It is a breed of cat known as the “Russian Blue.” The first recorded appearance of this breed was in 1875, which is characterized by its slate or bluish-silver color, and it is one of the
most expensive cat breeds in the world.

The first reason for choosing this particular type to embody the character of Tom is that Joseph Barbera was raising a cat in his house of the Russian Blue breed and his name was Tom.

Tom died while chasing a mouse inside a photo processing room, To commemorate his memory, he created the most famous cartoon character in history.. ❤️

10/05/2024

25/04/2024

When the Titanic sank, it carried millionaire John Jacob Astor IV. The money in his bank account was enough to build 30 Titanics. However, faced with mortal danger, he chose what he deemed morally right and gave up his spot in a lifeboat to save two frightened children.
Millionaire Isidor Straus, co-owner of the largest American chain of department stores, "Macy's," who was also on the Titanic, said:
"I will never enter a lifeboat before other men."
His wife, Ida Straus, also refused to board the lifeboat, giving her spot to her newly appointed maid, Ellen Bird. She decided to spend her last moments of life with her husband.
These wealthy individuals preferred to part with their wealth, and even their lives, rather than compromise their moral principles. Their choice in favor of moral values ​​highlighted the brilliance of human civilization and human nature.(unknown)

22/04/2024

22/04/2024

❤️

12/03/2024

These go to eleven...

09/03/2024

08/03/2024

Genius! 🍺🌯😄

28/02/2024

what's up hun? you haven't touched your Pizza Griffin

13/12/2023

A group of aeronautical engineering professors were invited to fly for free on a new aircraft that was just being introduced.

As the door was closing and the plane was about to take off, a voice over the intercom said, “Thank you for your confidence in taking the inaugural flight on this new aircraft. It was designed and built by all of your students over this past year.

All the professors began to unbuckle their seatbelts and make their way to the exit door of the plane, with the exception of one, who remained calmly seated with a smile on his face.

One of the professors who was standing in line to exit the plane asked him why he wasn't getting off of the plane, knowing that the plane was built by some of his recent students.

The Professor replied, “Because they are our students.”

Another professor who was standing close by asked, “So you are sure that you taught your students well enough to build this?

The sitting professor smiled and said, “No, I’m not sure, but I AM sure that it won't fly.”

29/11/2023

02/06/2023

15/05/2023

Did you know that if a Domino’s franchisee sustains a sales target for four consecutive weeks and excels in key operational assessments, they have the opportunity to win a Rolex watch?

It’s all part of the ‘Rolex Challenge’ - which was started by Domino’s Founder Mr Tom Monaghan in 1977, who used to gift hard-working store managers the Rolex watch off his own wrist for achieving a sales record!

Shout out to local Queensland Franchisee Cameron who I recently had the pleasure of awarding a Rolex watch to this past week. What an epic achievement, Cam!

07/05/2023

PUBLIC APOLOGY

LCPD would like to apologize to Brenda's Brunch Palace for accusations made this morning by our department.

Two patrolman and one sergeant ate breakfast at Brenda's Brunch Palace today and accused the waitress of serving them raccoon f***s. The officers each made Facebook posts criticizing the establishment.

The suspected f***s were analyzed at our lab and determined to be sausage.

We apologize for any defamation caused.