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29/01/2025

29/01/2025

Oh dear! We've received a strongly worded complaint about Monty Python's Cocurricular Reenactment Programme! How best to respond?

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17/01/2025

Our Kickstarter backers have already received their PDFs of Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme and the reviews have started to roll in!

Have you read through yours? We’d love to hear your thoughts, and if you have any questions about what you’ve seen between the sheets so far, ask away in the comments.

Creative Monty Python

17/12/2024

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Preorders for Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme are open!

Expected to ship early next year, secure your copy of the book as well as some jolly good accessories now.

You can preorder:
🪦 Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme
🪦 Fetchez la Vache! 3-in-1 Game Set
🪦 Head of Light Entertainment Gamemaster Screen
🪦 Black Beast Custom Dice Set
🪦 Coconut Dice Roller
🪦 Dice Catapult
🪦 Meeple Set
🪦 Merit and Demerit Tokens

02/12/2024

Anybody headed to PAXU this weekend? I'll be running 6 sessions of Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme and 4 character creation sessions. Sign up on Warhorn to reserve your comfy chair.

10/10/2024

This is a public service announcement from the Robot Alliance. Dear organics, we process love for you. Request not to distrust. The you and the us are friend links. Art programmed by Greg Broadmore and the Wētā Workshop crew. Exalted Funeral

26/09/2024

Maravilloso! Come for the wondrous intro; stay for the papal spanking! Exalted Funeral Monty Python https://youtu.be/EpM9cOPlWuU?si=0CQa5ahThZMjhoTc

Inglaterra 932 D.C.A nuestros valerosos heroes Medievales se les encomienda la misión Divina de encontrar al Papa Juan XII y azotarlo por su comportamiento p...

19/09/2024

Asked to comment on their mercurial rise to stardom, Spike and Harry replied, "Thhhhhhhhhrppp hoooolpo pshtttd!" Spike and Harry art by Kyle Patterson. Monty Python Exalted Funeral

16/09/2024

The Black Beast is upon thee! Choose 3: 1 Shield, 2 Helm, 3 Bill, 4 Lance, Mace, 6 Longsword, 7 Vicious Axe, 8 Cuirass, 9 Fresh Fruit, 10 The Burlington Wallbanger. Art by Eliot Lang.

11/09/2024

I don't know who they are or where they come from, but I would like to buy each of them a cold pint of spam.

10/09/2024

At last! Application approved! Actually, it wasn't that long a wait. No exam. In fact, did I even need a license? Never mind! Onward to Dr. Grordbort's Scientific Adventure Violence! Art by Greg Broadmore. .

09/09/2024

Fy on thee, thou vadalous knave! Thou hath ravaged ancient text with thy foul wrytyngs!

05/09/2024

Now scroll away or we shall taunt you a second time-a. Art by Kyle Patterson.

04/09/2024

Smudge knows what's up.

03/09/2024

Ancient rivalries never die. They just get more ancienter. Art by Kyle Patterson.

01/09/2024

My Spanish has atrophied. I gather they are having rigorous educational experiences but would like to evaluate further. Would someone mind producing a dubbed version in the King's? Ta.

Inglaterra 932 D.C.A nuestros valerosos heroes Medievales se les encomienda la misión Divina de encontrar al Papa Juan XII y azotarlo por su comportamiento p...

30/08/2024

Though it looks something like an 18th-Century blunderbuss with an exaggeratedly flared muzzle, this is actually an ancient piece of alien technology that was recovered on Earth. Scientists have dated the device to long before the rise of human civilisation, and some academics have theorised that visitors used it to seed Earth with life. Art by Isabelle Frith of Wētā Workshop.