The Daily Cornteen

12/05/2023

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Like share and subscribe pls. Just kidding have them build you a house pls.

01/05/2023

10/08/2022

Not to brag or anything but I can flip an Omelette without turning it into scrambled egg.

27/07/2022

I have seen some of the things you people post on your profiles and I would have paid for your therapy if I weren't so broke either.

22/07/2022

This CM Punjab election can have as many surprises as it wants but it can never beat my math teacher calling my name first in 8th Grade while distributing test results back and it was not for failing this time.

19/07/2022

Aight people stop worrying about Netflix putting payment on password sharing, your friend of friend should worry about it whose Netflix account you are using.

19/07/2022

If drug abuse is your only coping mechanism then I need the contact of your dealer bruh. Cause same?

12/07/2022

Your mental health matters bro but if you only want to discuss it with opposite gender and not the people who already know you, then you kinda have another problem you should address.

09/07/2022

Why the f**k this kid from our extended family who is 2.5 years old has a Facebook account to begin with?

09/07/2022

Sto-lend.

07/07/2022

Few months ago did a detailed Comparison on Oreo vs Rite, to settle the long debate on which is better, here you go:

Price:

* For 6 packs of Oreo = Rs. 138/-
* For 6 packs of Rite = Rs. 120/-

Packing:

-If you look at Packing I think, Oreo has better packing, plus the colors and the box also features textured outlines.

Number of Biscuits:

-Both the boxes had 6 packs with 6 biscuits inside.

Serving and Size:

-Oreo had bigger serving plus heavier net weight. Besides, its energy content was also around 1945 kcal/100g then Rite’s 2205Kcal/100g; maybe rite has more refined sugars?

Texture:

Oreo has better texture right? I mean one could argue the Rite is as simple as it can be but then again Oreo looks more pleasing to the eyes.

Width:

-Oreo is not only wider but also like the cream on the inside is spread evenly.

Crisp-Ness

One simple try revealed that it is difficult to break Oreo in 3 pieces than it is to do with Rite; thus Oreo seems crispier.

Dunk Test:

-Oreo and Rite both claimed to be dunked before consumption however, Rite breaks/gets comparatively soggier at 36 seconds than Oreo’s 42 seconds.

Shelf Life:

-Rite fares better when it comes to shelf Life but let's be honest you are not gonna wait this long to have them.

Conclusion:

***Oreo is better than Rite; besides at the end of this comparison I was left with more Rite cookies than Oreos.***

16/06/2022

In today's episode of "things which aged like milk".

‏اب مہنگائی کے کپتان سے نجات ضروری بھی ہے اور انشاءاللہ جلد بھی ہے

14/06/2022

NGL I still get panic attacks thinking that I have some unfinshed maths homework lying around just to realise I have a job now.

14/06/2022

I don't know who needs to hear it but there's no use going through every available option on Foodpanda whenyou are eventually going to order the same thing you always do.

12/06/2022

All the fruits and vegetables I buy as part of my healthy eating practices end up dying before I get a chance to eat them after 2 months.

12/06/2022

Wtf if the crypto market went down any further I might end up extra homeless.

11/06/2022

This right here is the reason why Pakistan can never compete in Basket Ball on international level.

10/06/2022

Desies be having iPhone 6 and going on like:

"Bhai yeh iPhone k agay android wandroid koi cheez ni."

09/06/2022

Defending Aamir Liaquat after his demise won't change the fact that you have been a horrible person towards him when he was alive. Accept the fact and keep being the self-righteous hypocrite that you are.

09/06/2022

Pakistani dads have this weird obsession with not paying professionals for fixing stuff around the house. I mean why pay someone else (a therapist) to fix their dysfunctional marriage when they can't do it themselves.

09/06/2022

I'd like the Prime Minister to do what I have done for the country

^Says the person who has done absolutely nothing for the country