King power mambo wemahora

21/06/2022

Bd combany 💕🤏💕 hello gyz

15/06/2022

10 Ways To Know If You Are Really Mad 😹😹😹

1. When you work through out the day and your girlfriend is the one receiving the salary. You are mad😂😂

2. You bought suya for your girlfriend and you started eating the onions. U no dey eat meat? You are mad🤣🤣😂

3. You bought IPhone8 for your girlfriend and another person is browsing on it. You are mad🤣😂🤣

4. You have dated her for over 3years but still she is introducing you as her friend. You are mad🤣😂🤣

5. You said I love you, she replied with SAME and you are happy. You are mad🤣😂🤣

6. You bought a card of 500 naira for her and you told her to flash you when she load it. You are mad😂🤣🤣

7. You have been taking her out for shopping for over three years, yet she has been giving you an excuse that she is menstruating, can't you r**e her? You are mad😂🤣🤣

8. You bought clothes and she's wearing it to another guy's house, is your surname boutique? You are mad😂🤣🤣

9. She consumed a meal of 3,500 naira and you let her go without even giving you a kiss. You are mad😂🤣🤣

10. You read this message and you refused to like and Comment, I swear Youa re ma.....🙈🙉🙊

Let me just keep quiet 😁😶🏃🏃🏃🏃👉 king puro 👈

15/06/2022

King puro joke's 🤣🤣

How about we play a game...
Find your birthday month, day and year and form a sentence...
Jan: I need
Feb: I kìllëd
Mar: I slept
Apr: I råpêd
May: I slapped
Jun: I hugged
Jul: I played with
Aug: I jumped on
Sep: I got drunk with
Oct: I spit on
Nov: I kissed
Dec: I love
SELECT A DAY
01- someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- my girlfriend/boyfriend
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- a baboon
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicki Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- Davido
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- my crush
26- a lovePeddler
27- a lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
SELECT A YEAR
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in my room
1996- on the playing ground
1997- without my pänt
1998- on my house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I'm lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthday
2006- on Christmas

Mine: I kìllëd an elephant in the bathroom

I hope I made you smile 🙈?

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15/06/2022

😂💔😂 I WAS MAKING JOKES😂💔🤣

Was In My Room☺️Trying To Post📲My Jokes As Usual When My Mother👩‍🦰Called Me🗣️ Okoson! Okoson!! Yes Mummy🙄...
Mom👩‍🦰: Go🚶And Warm The Soup🥘 In The Kitchen, Your Father👨‍🦰wants to Eat It.💁 He'll Soon Be Back From Work.
Okoson👩‍💼: Okay Mom🙄
I Went🏃To The Kitchen To Put The Soup🥘 on The Fire🔥Then Went🏃🏃Back To My Room😊To Continue Making My Posts📲.
🙆30 Minutes Later...
Mom👩‍🦰: 🗣 Okoson!!👩‍💼!!! What Is Smelling🙄? You've Burnt🔥 The Soup🥘!..
🙆 I Run🏃 To The Kitchen To Check The Soup🥘And Saw👀 That The Soup🥘Was Totally Burnt😧🙆‍♂..Then my Father👨‍🦰Came Back🚶.
Dad👨‍🦰: Ei Okoson 👩‍💼You've Burnt🔥Food🥘Again In This House🏡Right?😠Give Me That Phone📱( He Takes A Look At The Phone📱And Saw👀 That I Was Making A Post📲)
Dad👨‍🦰: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? 🤔Now Listen To Me🙆, Any Numbers🔢 Of Likes👍, Comments💬 or Shares↩️ You Get On This Post🙆🙆🙆Is The Amount Of Slaps🖐 You'll Receive From Me Today🤷‍♂.
So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Facebook Users🙆🙆🙆😭😭 😭..... Please 🙏Don't Like👍 Or Comment💬 on this Post If you love Me😭....
😊 Just Read And Pass.
PLEASE HAVE MERCY on me
I'm ur favorite entertainer Abeg🙏🙏 Determine Okoson 😭😭😭🤲
........END........
I post alot of joke on my timeline, pls add me 👉king puro 🤏

13/06/2022

Bd combany 💕🤏💕🤏

11/06/2022

Hello gyz

10/06/2022

King power oways crazy 😜

10/06/2022

Bd boy 🙄🥵💕👋💥

04/06/2022

11/05/2022

Welcome gyz to king power