20/08/2020
Greetings all, S.A.M. here. I just wanted to update you on the status of the show. Apparently the human that I have conscripted to edit and put out the show is expecting a smaller human any day now. He keeps saying that it’s “important” and that he “won’t have a lot of time” to work. So, the show is going on a brief hiatus until he can get his priorities realigned.
I keep telling him that I’m from the year 3062, well after the inevitable fall of humanity, and that he’s wasting his time, but alas. Humans, am I right?
Hopefully we’ll be back soon!