01/05/2018
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In our 74th episode of nothingness we start off by admiring Bill Gates profit pirating of turning poo into water and making a return on it. Look at Shark Tank for our pitch on why you should own our podcast for free. Our Jersey Shore rant and their meaningful impact on what it was to be an early 2000's Italian in New Jersey. We converse politely about Pauly D being richer than all of his more famous than wealthy miserable roommates with kids we were wishing weren’t true. Mike the Situation is going to have GTL, T-Shirt time, gr***de dodge, and snort painkillers in minimum security prison for evading his taxes in true 1920’s Italian form on his s*xually aggressive jersey shore apps. We also discuss their cartoonish lives and what cartoon or fantasy character they resemble. You’d think a m**h lab blew up a trailer park with our hot takes on these new trailers. 1. Solo: A Star Wars Story where it seems young solo is the best dressed homeless man meandering around scumbaggery hoping to get paid to drive and fly in flying cars reminding us why have an Harrison Ford’s alcoholic presence is necessary . What an as***le. Childish Gamibino is in a glittered cat suit showing he is a quadruple threat of fruitiness. 2. Jewrassic World: Fallen Kingdom pretty much writes itself with Jeff Goldblum lecturing us about evolution 25 years after his disappearance and his equation to life. Steven Spielberg shoots some evolution on the camera lense everytime he creates a new dinosaur that “They” made on budget to keep the plot line of CGI destroying CGI. Raptors are now smart enough to scam credit cards and configure alarm codes to get in houses. 3. Deadpool 2 where trump supporter cable travels back in time to stop a latino from taking his job. 4. Venom where Tom Hardy continuously shows us he can do and say absolutely nothing and get praised for it. When he opens his mouth to say words it sounds like a bostonian italian baby with too big of a vocabulary. Some living flex seal attaches to Tom Hardy’s nothingness and make an interesting Trailer. 5. Avengers: Infinity War Thanos played by Josh Brolin is out to fist everyone in the marvel universe and change the landscape of Stan Lee’s mid-life dementia. Loki accepts the fi***ng with open arms, but cap will only be fi**ed by his beloved bucky. All that and more and maybe we are the first podcast to ever promise som**hing in the show and not do it. Whats not to like? Listen to our last episode on Black Panther(Ep.73) and to our previous series on Home Alone(Ep. 71) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Ep. 72) and listen to our other recent releases including our most recent Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70) and Justice League (Ep. 69). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31, Ep, 70), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up on facebook and twitter with how you feel or if you have a family member that is nothing more then a drunk guido who lives with his mom.