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17/12/2022

There are three ways a man wears his hair...

Parted, Un-parted, or Departed!

11/12/2022

I've had this sleeping disorder my entire life.
After I been asleep for a while I'II wake up every morning.
Does anyone else have this problem?

07/12/2022

It’s almost Christmas and I’m sitting here almost in tears thinking how bless we are to live in a free country. Many around the globe don’t know what freedom is.

It’s almost Christmas and I’m thinking about Pearl Harbor and the wars our nation has fought and the men and women who gave their all so we can have our freedom today.

It’s almost Christmas and I’m thinkin about so many sick people in our community that to some it’s just a matter of time and they’ll be gone.

It’s almost Christmas and I’m thinkin of a child in our community that has an illness and there may not ever be a cure for him.

It’s almost Christmas and I’m thinkin of the people that are no longer with us and their families any more. Some were my friends and some I knew but not very well.

It’s almost Christmas and to some it’s a joyous time of year and to some it will be a sad day because of their burdens and grieving of a love one is gone.

It’s almost Christmas, it’s time to celebrate the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ. Thanks be to God for His love that He sent us His Son. And soon God’s Son is coming back. This is every Christians hope. It’s called the blessed hope. When Jesus comes get His church we will be reunited with love ones that has gone before us. Those that died in Christ will live forever. The people that died of sickness will be healed and never to be sick again. The people that were deaf will hear forever. The cripple will not be cripple no more. The people that were blind will see and see the beauty of God. Best of all we will be with our God and Savior Jesus Christ.

It’s almost Christmas, please share the good news of our Lord Savior Jesus Christ why God sent Him to us and what He did for us and He is coming back again.

It’s almost Christmas and the Lord is my strength and my comforter to help me through. I can’t make it without Him, He is my Savior and my guiding Light and my Rock.

It’s almost Christmas, do you know this gift that God gave to us? Do you know Him?

06/12/2022

The 50's
If your past 49 years old and not yet 60 you probably got the 50's by now. Sometimes it may not be a good feeling but sometimes it's ok. I've had them for some time now and I have to live with it everyday but I manage to get by. If anyone lives long enough they will eventually get them. Medicine or surgery won't help. But the good news is you can eventually out grow them. I'm not sure but I think it takes about 10 years to get over them.

03/12/2022

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags . Then try 50-lb potato bags and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level).

After you feel confident at that level, now put a potato in each bag. 😂

01/12/2022

WHY MEN ARE SO COOL:

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- We know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- We can open our own jars.
- We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
- We get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- One who forgets to invite you to something can still be our friend.
- Our underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on our face stays the same color.
- We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- We don't have to clean the apartment if the meter reader comes.
- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
- We can quietly watch a ball game with a buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
- Wedding dress - $2000. Tuxedo rental - $80.
- We can drop by a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
- Our friends can be trusted to never trap us with: "So, do you notice anything different?"
- We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
- The same hairstyle will last for years, maybe decades.
- We don't have to shave below our neck.
- Our belly usually hides our big hips.
- We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

30/11/2022

FACEBOOK ME
By Roy Montgomery

Ok ok so I'm bored
Facebook me cause I want more
My brain is tired my eyes are red
Facebook me till my brain is lead

All I ask is Facebook me
Facebook me & let it be
Tell me your story so I can read
Facebook Facebook is all I need

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