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08/10/2022

Time to laugh again😃
Laugh out ur sorrow 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
1.When I was a kid👶pussy means cat s*x means Gender Dick was a name and Bang was a sound whats happing 2 this Generation.🤕
2.just because u met him in a bus and bought u gala u cm store his name bros gala tank u sister😆😆
3.if u were ask 2 collect 1000k from your EX how much wil u get.🤔🤣🤣
4.Condoms are 4 weak ass men real f**k quickly&pull out be4 HIV notice😂😂
5.True love is when u wear your girlfriends 2 show other girls dat u are already taken😹😹6.Cigarettes and w**d are 4 small boys real men like us smoke mosquito coil😹😹😹
7. A friend of mine told me his father
bought an Android car 
I told him our swimming pool got
burnt yesteday 😂😂he blocked me... What nah? I thought it was lying
competition... 😂😂😂😂😂
8.The reason why I hate sharing my soap is the hair strand find it in it. You won't know if they are from the head, armpit or downstairs😂😂😂😂😂
9.I paid 22k just to enter Zoo
and you're telling me I can't go inside the lion cage to play with the lion, are You ok😂😂😂😂
10.To those sharing "I AM JESUS, SHARE THIS
TO 10 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL DIE" on
facebook,
I want to remind you... I am still alive... I hate
temptations..😂😂😂😂
11.Two weeks of dating, she
already wants to see your
parents, my sister, it took me nine months to see my own
parents... Girls be serious and
realistic...😂😂😂😂😂
12.someone ask me can I leave my teeth unbrushed 3 weeks for just 30billion naira I told the person back to calculate 4 years for me
13.You will be thinking you have sense until you fall in love and start acting like mumu😂😂😂
14.No matter how beautiful your wedding decorations appear to be,it will still make no sense to people who did not eat*😂😂😂😂
15.Women can't stop to be funny...
Imagine, just a Drop, very small drop ooh, she will make noise for 9months, what of we the guys that carry the Full Tank of it everywhere 🚶 🚶 🚶 😂😂😂
16.Message from frustrated Mtn
Dear Customer, This Is A Me

08/10/2022

⛔Bella shmurda--if not because of Olamide,I would have been in the street smoking.
⛔Zlatan ibile--what Olamide did for me ,no person has done it for me .
⛔portable --God bless Olamide forever
⛔T.i blaze--thank you Olamide for giving me a verse
⛔Adekunle Gold-- Olamide is my boss forever

The list is long.
still remain the most celebrated artiste in nigeria.

08/10/2022

Make we buga small nau😂
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08/10/2022

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04/10/2022

"Obidient with my full chest." - Paul Okoye.

Singer Paul Okoye is Psquare steps out fully kitted for the Obidient Rally in Lagos state.

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18/09/2022

18/09/2022

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18/09/2022

Politics
Politics
According to reports, Peter
Obi has petitioned the EFCC
against Reno Omokri.
BY ADMIN x SEPTEMBER 18, 2022
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The Labour Party’s (LP) presidential candidate,
Peter Obi, is said to have written to the Economic
and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) about a
former aide to ex-President Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan, Pastor Reno Omokri.
Reno Omokri, who has been a vocal opponent of
Peter Obi and his ardent supporters, appears to
have strained his relationship with Peter Obi, whom
he described as a man who exemplified good
governance in Anambra State and his idol before
Peter Obi switched from the People’s Democratic
Party (PDP) to the Labour Party (LP).
Reno Omokri has since become notorious for his
hate-filled, malicious campaign against Mr. Peter
Obi, including linking him to a proscribed
secessionist group in Nigeria, the Indigenous
People of Biafra (IPOB); a propaganda he used to
de-market Peter Obi, particularly in the eyes of
northern Nigerians. He had previously accused Mr.
Peter Obi of “Haram” religious offenses.
Reno Omokri, who claims to be a pastor, revealed
on Facebook that Mr. Peter Obi has petitioned the
anti-graft agency against him. According to him,
Mr. Peter Obi requested that the EFCC launch an
investigation into him after releasing his pay slip as
a presidential aide in Goodluck Ebele Jonathan’s
administration.
Reno Omokri had publicly published his pay slip as
special assistant to President Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan, eliciting outrage over the amount that
mere aides to the Nigerian president earn.
statement he released reads:
“ Dear Mr. Peter Obi,Thank you again for petitioning
the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission Efcc
against me. Please find attached the payslip of
Bashir Ahmad after he was promoted to Special
Assistant to the Pr

18/09/2022

16/09/2022

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16/09/2022

2023: Atiku appoints Wike, others into Presidential Campaign Council

P.M. News Nigeria



The presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Atiku Abubakar, and other leaders of the party has appointed Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike into the 2023 Presidential Election Campaign Council of the party.

However, Wike was not given any juicy or influential position in the council.

While Sokoto State Governor, Aminu Tambuwal, was appointed as Director General of the council, Wike who has been demanding the resignation of the National Chairman Dr. Iyorchia Ayu, is just a member of the council.

Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom state was appointed as the Chairman Presidential Campaign Council (PCC).

Others are Governor Bala Mohammed (Bauchi) PCC Vice Chairman North and Governor Seyi Makinde (Oyo), Vice Chairman South.

Among members of the 326-member Campaign Team are Senator Liyel Imoke, Deputy Director General operations, Prof Adewale Oladipo, Deputy Director General Administration, Chief Raymond Dokpehsi, Deputy Director General Technical and Systems and Chief Okwesilieze Nwodo, Deputy Director General Research and Strategy.

The list consists of the names of former Vice President Namadi Sambo, serving as well as former State Governors of the party, former Ministers who are still members of the PDP, and members of the Board of Trustees among others.

Senators David Mark, Bukola Saraki, Pius Ayim; former Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekwerenmadu also made the list.

All the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Governors are also members of the committee.

According to the National Organizing Secretary of the party, Umar Mohammed Bature, all the members will be inaugurated on September 28, 2022.

However, the spotlight is now on what will be the reaction of Wike who missed out on the presidential and vice-presidential slots of the PDP and is now appointed as just a member of the presidential council, a position he got because he is a governor on the platform of

16/09/2022

Hope for Nigerian students as ASUU president makes fresh announcement

mynigeria.com

ASUU strike file image

The national president of the Academic Staff Universities Union (ASUU), Emmanuel Osodeke, on Thursday, September 15, said that the union is willing to end its call off its seven-month-old strike action.

Vanguard reports warned that calling off the ASUU strike said this could only be achieved if all the concrete agreements were reached with the Federal Government.

Speaking at a National Town Hall Meeting on Tertiary Education tagged: ‘The Locked Gates of our Citadels - A National Emergency.’

A change of heart from the Federal Government Osodeke also urged the Nigerian government to have a change of heart for the sake of Nigerian students who have remained at home for the past seven months.

His words: “If the government loves this country, these children and their parents, then they should come to the table and let us resolve these issues in one day.

“Just as we did in 2014, they should come and ensure that we do that, we can even have the meeting openly so that Nigeria will see what we are discussing."





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