2 Dumb Babies

14/08/2023

15/02/2023

New episode is OUT NOW on all platforms

This week: Give airpods to the homeless, Train Derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, UFO coverup, Betting on the Super Bowl, Super Mario Brothers Simulation Th...

06/12/2022

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New episode OUT NOW!

This week: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Co***ne Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways ...

10/11/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 139. How Many Polish Police Does It Take To Protect A Border?

THIS WEEK: Pessimist Vs Realist, Religion and Science agree the world is ending, Even less habitable planets, Underdog sports movies vs participation trophies, Movies fueled by co***ne, Willie's bleach elevator, Pokemon card flipping, Adult films on airplanes, The Poland Border Crisis, Flee / Flea'd...

08/11/2021

2 Dumb Babies : [PATREON PREVIEW] 138. Door To Door Mormon Vacuum Salesmen

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: This week: A very sensual intro, The first time Willie watched Tom Segura, What Silence of The Lambs was really about, Customer service and the Lord, Staying....

05/11/2021

2 Dumb Babies : [PATREON PREVIEW] 136. H***y Artists

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: This week: The most punctual podcast, Electronics used to be much more sturdy, It fell off the truck, People still doing Zoom comedy, Pandemic comedy, Hating....

02/11/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 137. Lumberjacking Accident

THIS WEEK: Chores are for people who care about living in a nice place, Willie could be a Lumberjack, Nepotism is only for desired jobs, He**in vs Opioids, Drug Museum, Tax havens, Willie hates Naples Florida, Halloween, Larston is high, and more!

20/10/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 135. Mechanic Shop & Kennel

THIS WEEK: Willie ate too much candy, Mechanic shop and Kennel, Eric doesn't know anything about cars, Getting trapped in a car pit, Mechanics would make bad doctors, What a kid wants to be when they grow up, Threatening your friends with a champagne bottle, Willie's headed to Florida, We should mak...

13/10/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 133. What's That Smell?

THIS WEEK: Larston smells Willie's crotch, Sheep make childbirth look easy, Bi-Sexual Superman, The man who could only smell dog p***y, Eric going to the Sublime With Rome & Dirty Heads show, Making food at a house party, What animals should we fear an uprising from, Should we kill the land or the s...

06/10/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 131. Police Evidence Locker Party

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric are tired and are even more off with what they're saying than usual. And that's saying a lot

29/09/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 129. Truck Driver Simulator

THIS WEEK: Willie's doesn't remember anything, Swimming to Catalina or across the English Channel, People explaining cities, Having your phone number on your truck, Truck Driver Simulator, You should remember if you've been to court, R. Kelly in prison, and more!

22/09/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 127. Jockey Or**es and Great Fires

THIS WEEK: Distracted driving, T-Pain can actually sing, Getting good at fingerboarding in your 30's, Trains and train conductors, Why are horses girlie, Jockeys and horse racing, Fireman trampolines, We need a new great fire, Not wanting to be an uncle yet, Fighting fires with axes, and more!

15/09/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 125. Methhead Jewel Heist

THIS WEEK: Airplane technology and the Malaysian government, Afghan war Vs Afghanistan war, Almost always bad to be an extremist, RIP Norm MacDonald, Melissa Etheridge's song about 9/11 and why Willie knows it, The world has never had a good year, Being able to move one town away and start over, Doi...

07/09/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 123. Bums On A Plane

THIS WEEK: Audio Only Twitch Stream, Why this podcast is not more successful, Radio interviews, Homeless People On A Plane, New Jackass movie, Fake Judges, Eric calls Willie sexist so Willie calls Eric racist, Who is allowed to be concerned about vaccines, Will we make it to space?, Texas abortion b...

01/09/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 122. R. Kelly Killed Santa Claus

THIS WEEK: Pro 9/11 Coffee Mugs, Eric's failed project spills Willie's drink, People who do Halloween too long, Going out as a Furry, Greenland's 400-year-old shark, Being a P.O.W., R. Kelly killed Santa Claus and other lies we'd tell our kids, Golfing to impress your dad, Drinking doesn't make you....

10/08/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 121. Adult Jelly Beans

THIS WEEK: Mean Willie, Larston has no more survival instincts, The Heisenberg uncertainty principle, Using Wikipedia for school papers, Leaving babies at the fire department, orphanages aren't real, adult flavored jelly beans, Getting branded, Willie taps out early, and more!

03/08/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 119. Malik B and The Legend Of The Westdale Tiddy Lady

THIS WEEK: We're joined by Malik B to discuss the triangle and conductors, South Park's Mr Hankey, creeks, the need for a dope black supervillain, Ms Cleo, texting on a number pad, DaBaby at Lollapalooza, What three white people would make up a white Lil Nas X name, Kids names, Malik losing his virg...

29/07/2021

When getting your dog high goes wrong

28/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 117 - Murder Su***de Podcast

This week: ESL vs ASL, It's impossible to learn Japanese, No one is actually German, My Favorite Murder Su***de Podcast, Making the bad fake movie movies, Armchair Terrorism, Correctional Officer vs Cop, Giving your dog hallucinogens, Steal from successful artists, Roadie vs Groupie, Willie and Eric...

21/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies #115 is OUT NOW!

21/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 115 - The Olympics 2020

2 Dumb Babies talk about The Olympics in general, and this year's 2020 / 2021 Tokyo Pandemic Olympics.

14/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 113 - Jake Paul Fights Bill Cosby

This week: Making eye contact, More on 9/11, Robots are replacing the wrong people, Oompa Loompa's can only sing, Doing drugs to make or not make good music, James Brown's CNN interview, Bill Cosby beating charges and next up beating Jake Paul, Willie got new shoes, Are they called Slippers or Sanda...

13/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 1 - Climate Change

Welcome to the first episode of 2 Dumb Babies with Willie Simon and Eric Freedman. 2 Dumb Babies is an animated current events podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. They can't even walk yet and they're already running their mouths. For fans of "The Jim Jefferies Show", "South Park", "L...

09/07/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 112 - Gasoline

2 Dumb Babies talk about the oil industry, our dependency on gasoline, rising gas prices, gas shortages, the pipeline bursting in the Gulf of Mexico, and more!

30/06/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 111 - Willie's Good At Drowning

THIS WEEK: Are ants better than Burger King, Willie's freak show friend, How does anyone flunk high school, Eight-year-olds running class, Willie went to Richland, WA and Eric went to Phoenix, AZ, The Heatwave, Pistol whipped for her phone, The end of Gran Torino was a bad plan, New episode numbers,...

22/06/2021

2 Dumb Babies : #51 - Hackers

2 Dumb Babies talk about Hackers.

11/06/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 2DB Secret Podcast #57 - American Royal Baby

SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Umlauts and other language stuff, Why are Italians are always so greasy, potatoes as a drug, Judge Producer, Small Claims Court, Who judges judges, The American Royal Baby, and more!

28/05/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 2DB Secret Podcast #55 - Two Blind Dentists

SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Lying about being stoned, Blind from birth Dentist Vs Newly blind Dentist, Drug Dealer Dentist, Willie and Eric haven't done enough acid, War for drugs, Friendly Fire is not murder, Getting bad tattoos to survive prison, Mobs a...

14/05/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 2DB Secret Podcast #53 - H***y 4 Gold

SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Stand up when the lights are too bright, How to make toast cum, Gandhi and Mandela, Willie is a bad wallet mom, Cults vs Religions, Cop laws, H***y Gold the Pirate, and more!

04/05/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 2DB Secret Podcast #51 - Hookering and Hepatitis

SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Dogs can get away with anything, laying in grass, So much Hepatitis, Dumb sounding diseases, Willie doesn't speak Latin, Hookering, Bill Gates and Melinda Gates getting a divorce, and more!

16/04/2021

2 Dumb Babies : 2DB Secret Podcast #49 - 9/11 Returns!

SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Busking in an Airport, A small dose of drug talk, Dinosaurs and Jews, God's a h***y teenager, Pulling out of Afghanistan on 9/11, Purdue Pharma made some good s**t, and more!