Vhee Greenz

09/12/2023

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15/06/2023

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09/03/2023

Me as a Doctor
Me: where should I keep ur bladder 😏 is lyk it need proper home training
Patient: Wat do you mean😢
Me: how will it cut itself and it's not crying
Patient: 😵😵😵



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I Am Simple but Complicating 😐
Don't try studying me🙅🏾‍♂️
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23/02/2023

Over to de Girls
As a Virgin
Between
Being used and dumbed by ur bf
OR
Being used and dumbed on ur wedding night
Which is more preferable
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23/02/2023

Just imagine say Dem ban
GARRI
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23/02/2023

POS Girl Wey Wan Gimme New Notes Say Make I Come Sleep Over
I see say God don answer my prayers
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22/02/2023

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.😶

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says:

"Dark in here."😒
The Man says:

"Yes, it is."😐

Boy:I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"😕

Man:No, thanks."😞

Boy:My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"😒

Man:OK,how much?"

Boy:2k."

A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy:Dark in here."😀

Man:Yes, it is."😐

Boy:I have soccer boots."😊

The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
"How much?"😢

The Boy says
"5k😁😁

The Man says:

"Fine, I will buy them."😨

A few days later, the Father says to the boy:

"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."

The Boy says:
"I can't, I sold them for seven thousand naira

The Father says:

"That's terrible to charge your friends like that... 7k is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your "SINS."😒

They got to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says:
"Dark in here."😁😁

The Priest says:
"Don't start that s**t again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !!!!😩😩
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21/02/2023

My neighbour invited a barber to his house to have his hair cut. Few mins later, i started hearing some strange conversation and i decided to go eavesdrop

Barber: This one you're doing your face like this, is it painful??

My neighbour: Somehow sha

Barber: Are you sure i shouldn't stop??

My neighbour: Just Continue, I will get use to the pain

Barber: Okay, let's finish fast so i can start barbing your hair

Me at his door: