The Rewriter's Room

13/07/2023

Too hot to go outside? Pretend you’re a middle aged divorcee trying to “just get out there” in our new game OUR PARK, a parkour RPG.

Take a run with the bulls while you vault, roll, jump, and swing your way to safety. Free your inner beast with your friends and swing through the jungles. Or just hang out at the local park with your new best friends (that guy named hammer, handles, hankle? We’re not sure but he has a banjo).

​Our Park is a dice based cooperative Parkour game.

25/05/2023

Public shame to us for not getting another episode done.

Instead Graham has gotten distracted with making mini RPG games for smoothyoda.com

Currently out is ”Fey Arnold”
In the works is Our Park a parkour rpg.

Potential future games: hamster breeder, sea monkeys: city of dreams, Angry Beavers with Cleavers.

Don’t give up on us. Or do. That’s fair

(or else)

05/04/2023

Are we still making stuff. Yes. Is it behind schedule and clearly delayed. Yes.

Clearly this means we all want more taint no game show episodes.

26/12/2022

Remember kiddos. The ReWriters room is not sponsored and has no ads.

Not because of ethics, mostly because we like being able to drop the f bomb at our leisure.

20/12/2022

Watch Jessica and Alex struggle to drive around town and hit people on our video of our “test drive” of crash pandas.

Is it a lemon or a Lexus?

Wowsers, is this another episode completely unrelated to rewriting movies? YEAH! You're welcome.Today we're going to play Crash Pandas! What's that? Like I'd...

18/11/2022

Apparently Graham is fighting back against the pressure to complete the final episode journey. In the meantime, the gang decides to become CRASHPANDAS!

Check out this awesome one page role play game we randomly decided was more fun than actually doing rewrites.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

07/11/2022

It’s been a while friends. The pod is taking on some changes for 2023 but while we get there we still had time to generate some killer content. This moment we sat down with old friends (Jessica Mystery), new friends (Coker), and long time enemy of the pod (Garrison Davis) for a friendly game of Coyote and Crow.

17/08/2022

We are all very excited to start creating content of the HIGHEST quality.

21/06/2022

19/06/2022

Clearly no one delivered, and no one ever will if we can help it.

04/05/2022

Hey friends, 2 years ago our podcast dropped on May the 4th.

Given the current situation in the US, I thought it would be fun to read this old article on womens health care and how the lack of it ruined Anakin.

Or check out our podcast and see what we decided would be better.

Why didn’t they just go to a goddamned obstetrician-gynecologist?

28/04/2022

Welcome to T'ain't No Game Show, the only game show that ain't no game show. Don't miss tonight's episode where our contestants (Alex, Jessica, Brett and Leah) battle to understand the rules while their host, graham mendez, does everything he can to sabotage them.

Don't expect graham to pull any punches and, though its easy to excuse the mistake, don't underestimate our contestants. They're smarter than they sound.

So tune in whenever you please for new episodes of T'ain't No Game Show.

Find this episode at https://rewritepod.buzzsprout.com/1047844/10521010, and check out out other content at smoothyoda.com. Thanks for listening and have a tight night.

(If you're a fan of Star Trek then there's a special, never before digitized surprise just for you)

05/04/2022

I’m just a sucker for some number 5 fan art.

26/02/2022

Oh look a new episode!

Is it over? No. But we did talk a lot about Short Circut.

https://smoothyoda.com/podcast/

10/02/2022

Did graham give up? Is Alex a new dad? Where are the guys these days? Have you heard the news?

So many questions. We promise the answer is there if you paid attention to our last season.

24/01/2022

What will the crew do after the Star Wars finale?

Find out in the upcoming BONUS EPISODE!!

With special guest. Tune in to find out what the next adventure in the rewriter’s room with be!

25/12/2021

Chewy is sad because the star wars leg of this podcast is almost over or because it took 3 hours to figure out how to use a cricut maker to make this.

01/11/2021

Listen to the 2021 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL on the places you like to listen to podcasts. Join in on the unwanted adventure of a pod racing team as they foil a one armed weirdo and solve the mystery of the Jedi Force ghost, all while chugging blue milk.

Get ready for another SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STAR WARS ROLE PLAYING GAME with a SPECIAL GUEST!!!!!Find The Rewriter's Room on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter - 's Band - our website smoothyoda.com

13/08/2021

Hey! We need your help to caption this!

12/08/2021

11/08/2021

Lash extensions. The answer is lash extensions.

A classic song from "Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album."

06/08/2021

Bam sucka

Credit: hardbodies on deviant art

03/08/2021

Micheal Keaton stops by the rewriter’s room to help us work out some technical issues.

03/08/2021

New episode. Micheal Keaton comes by to show Alex that there are consequences for saying “Beetlegeuse” too many times. https://rewritepod.buzzsprout.com/

Just a couple of friends, and one other guy pretending like they can write better than professionals... BECAUSE THEY CAN! So join them as they turn highly anticipated box office flops into hit movies that will never, ever get made. Because they're...

31/07/2021

Graham Mendez chose the other one, so of course….

30/07/2021

Everyone loves a good a ca****la.

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29/07/2021

Something about this really hits my feels today.

28/07/2021

Mashed potato ups

28/07/2021

Mashups

27/07/2021

Advice for teens