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Death by 1000 Crits Actual play DnD podcast for those who want to enjoy a great story, action, and DEATH! https://allmy

New episode on Friday!Will Captain Riveda kill the guys???Art:
24/06/2024

New episode on Friday!

Will Captain Riveda kill the guys???

Art:

Listen to our podcast!Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll find themselves caught in a mysterious plot in the country of Oret...
11/12/2023

Listen to our podcast!

Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll find themselves caught in a mysterious plot in the country of Orethane as something dark and unsettling seems to be working in the shadows.

Get caught up now!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Happy Thanksgiving from our crew to yours!We truly love making this podcast and are so grateful for everybody that had e...
23/11/2023

Happy Thanksgiving from our crew to yours!

We truly love making this podcast and are so grateful for everybody that had enjoyed it with us 😊❤️

Episode 31 coming out this week!The end of Arc 2 is near! Are you caught up?!Listen anywhere where you get your pods!   ...
14/11/2023

Episode 31 coming out this week!

The end of Arc 2 is near!

Are you caught up?!

Listen anywhere where you get your pods!

“Wizards of the Land: Master Mage” or as Mork affectionately calls it WotLMaMa. These are the very special cards that Mo...
27/10/2023

“Wizards of the Land: Master Mage” or as Mork affectionately calls it WotLMaMa.

These are the very special cards that Mork uses to not only play the game, but to cast his spells; making them his spell book and spell casting focus all in one!

The cards he uses reflect his personality and defensive play style which often results in creative uses of his magic to help out his crew from dicey situations.

Whether it is Hypnotic Pattern in the form of a sexy bird or the middle school “S” that we all drew at some point, or the Blink spell card simply named “182” there is never a dull moment when it comes to his wide selection of WotLMaMa cards.

But will his play style be enough to protect his friends and family?

Listen and find out!

New Orethane episodes are released every other week with special extras sprinkled in throughout!

Thank you for all the support! Please continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show! That’s the best way to support and help our little podcast!

Artwork by: who plays Mork Bazgard!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Don’t worry… he won’t bite… much…Listen to the Real Boat Crews of Orethane in our latest Critical Thinking SegmentAvaila...
18/09/2023

Don’t worry… he won’t bite… much…

Listen to the Real Boat Crews of Orethane in our latest Critical Thinking Segment

Available now wherever you listen to podcasts!

Artwork by:


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⚡️New Critical Thinking⚡️Have you ever wondered what it would be like if D&D Adventurers were in a reality TV show?Well ...
14/09/2023

⚡️New Critical Thinking⚡️

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if D&D Adventurers were in a reality TV show?

Well you're in luck!

Welcome to The Real Boatcrews of Orethane where the only things more important than adventure are rumors, drama, and more drama!

Captain Riveda is throwing the biggest event of the year, but the crew of the Wanderer has a nasty rumor making it’s way through the grapevine. Will they be able to get past it to even enjoy the party?!

Are you ready for it?

Take a listen ⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
 

I mean… I wouldn’t make Bryll upset…If you like homebrewed D&D, laughing, crying, and a good story the you should go lis...
05/09/2023

I mean… I wouldn’t make Bryll upset…

If you like homebrewed D&D, laughing, crying, and a good story the you should go listen to the podcast that he’s in 🤷‍♂️

Especially because Arc 2 is coming to an end very soon! No better time to catch up before next week’s release!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
 

Listen to our actual play, story driven, comedy inspired, strong characters podcast! 😆Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll fi...
29/08/2023

Listen to our actual play, story driven, comedy inspired, strong characters podcast! 😆

Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll find themselves caught in a mysterious plot in the country of Orethane as something dark and unsettling seems to be working in the shadows.

Get caught up now!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

One of Bryll’s trusty knives. Rudimentary, unpolished, raw, and effective. Much like the warforged himself. Bryll is an ...
21/08/2023

One of Bryll’s trusty knives. Rudimentary, unpolished, raw, and effective. Much like the warforged himself.

Bryll is an extraordinary little warforged created by the Necromancer Vaughn Ulrich for reasons not yet fully known.

What exactly does the mysterious Vaugh Ulrich want from Bryll?

What’s the price to use his power?

Listen and find out!

New Orethane episodes are released every other week, and Rolling it Back or Critical Thinking episodes are released in the weeks between!

Thank you for all the support! Please continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show! That’s the best way to support and help our little podcast!

Here’s the score card from our latest segment: Critical Thinking “Thinking Time Let’s Roll”I don’t know about you all, b...
15/08/2023

Here’s the score card from our latest segment: Critical Thinking “Thinking Time Let’s Roll”

I don’t know about you all, but I feel like Jafar Genie and large zipper points are pretty good 🤷‍♂️😂

What was your favorite part of the episode?

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
   

Want an actual play DnD podcast that’s fresh, upbeat, and constantly pushing the boundaries of DnD?Then listen to Death ...
08/08/2023

Want an actual play DnD podcast that’s fresh, upbeat, and constantly pushing the boundaries of DnD?

Then listen to Death by a Thousand Crits!

Follow four unlikely friends, Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll as they make their way across Orethane looking for the pieces of the the all powerful Obnitivum.

Will they be able to complete their mission in a place where unregistered magic users are hunted and something dark and sinister lurks?

Listen and find out!

Available wherever you listen to podcasts!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       

This is one of Bertram’s Athelnaby’s trusty wrenches. Hailing from the esteemed Athelnabys, a family full of talented ar...
01/08/2023

This is one of Bertram’s Athelnaby’s trusty wrenches.

Hailing from the esteemed Athelnabys, a family full of talented artificers, Bertram still manages to stand apart.

Both as the black sheep of the family and the fact that he is leagues above anybody else when it comes to his aptitude as an artificer. Just ask his trusty construct, Kreiger.

Also, it’s a good thing that everything on The Wanderer is 5/16! It’s almost as if it were meant to be 😉😂

Where will Bertram’s skill take him?

What are they going to be needed for?

Listen and find out!

New Orethane episodes are released every other week, and Rolling it Back episodes are released in the weeks between!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
   

These set of recordings proved to be trickier than normal, and quality is too important for us to rush an episode out. I...
27/07/2023

These set of recordings proved to be trickier than normal, and quality is too important for us to rush an episode out.

In the meantime, catch up on our show or listen to any other number of wonderful shows out in Podcast Land!

If you have a good one tag them below!

The joys of recording a podcast remotely ❤️A TON of creative editing to get around delayed reactions, double checking, t...
25/07/2023

The joys of recording a podcast remotely ❤️

A TON of creative editing to get around delayed reactions, double checking, talking over each other, and weird audio

🔥I love it 🔥

Always improving and always learning to bring you all the very best show possible!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

I’ve been wanting to show you all this battle map for so long! worked with us to bring the Colleseum’s Battle Arena to l...
20/07/2023

I’ve been wanting to show you all this battle map for so long!

worked with us to bring the Colleseum’s Battle Arena to life!

🔥This is where The Final Quench takes place. The event where the top artificers in Orethane prove themselves by pitting their constructs against each other in heated combat!

And more recently where Orren, Mork, Bryll, and Bertram battled The Kraghand Syndicate!

Listen to hear all the exciting action that takes place in this arena!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Want an actual play DnD podcast that’s fresh, upbeat, and constantly pushing the boundaries of DnD?Then listen to Death ...
21/06/2023

Want an actual play DnD podcast that’s fresh, upbeat, and constantly pushing the boundaries of DnD?

Then listen to Death by a Thousand Crits!

Follow four unlikely friends, Orren, Bertram, Mork, and Bryll as they make their way across Orethane looking for the pieces of the the all powerful Obnitivum.

Will they be able to complete their mission in a place where unregistered magic users are hunted and something dark and sinister lurks?

Listen and find out!

Available wherever you listen to podcasts!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

I LOVE making this podcast. Whether it’s playing the game, creating the encounters and story, editing, mastering, and ye...
17/06/2023

I LOVE making this podcast.

Whether it’s playing the game, creating the encounters and story, editing, mastering, and yes even the dreaded scheduling

-I just absolutely love it all-

We’re constantly working on improving our respective crafts and if you’ve heard our last few episodes then you know what I mean.

If you haven’t listened to Death by a Thousand Crits then take a listen!

Start wherever you want then go back and listen to what you’ve missed 😊

We have a wonderful story full of passion and joy from everybody involved that I hope brings a little entertainment to your lives.

If you’ve already listened then please leave us a review! Help spread the show 🙏🏽

Thank you for joining us on this wild ride, Crit Crew 🏴‍☠️

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Arc 2 is absolutely wild and things are just getting crazier!Haven’t listened yet? Don’t worry, we got you. Take a look ...
14/06/2023

Arc 2 is absolutely wild and things are just getting crazier!

Haven’t listened yet?

Don’t worry, we got you.

Take a look at these memes and then get ready for Episode 23 coming out tomorrow!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Simple way to level up your combat!This can be used by DMs and PCsThe more descriptive combat is the less of a chore it ...
26/05/2023

Simple way to level up your combat!

This can be used by DMs and PCs

The more descriptive combat is the less of a chore it feels like

And we’ve all been there

So, help each other out and make combat stunning at your table!

If you are interested to see this in action then listen to Episodes 19 and 20 of our podcast!

The guys battle each other in artificer construct battles and the descriptions are amazing!

One of the best moments I’ve ever had as a DM 🥹

Let us know how you make your descriptions awesome in combat and add any other tips that you may have in the comments!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

World’s okayest DMAs I was finishing up the next Rolling it Back episode I noticed my mug that  gifted me a couple years...
26/04/2023

World’s okayest DM

As I was finishing up the next Rolling it Back episode I noticed my mug that gifted me a couple years ago, and it got me thinking.

What started out as a joke has become a sort of mantra for me. A reminder that not everything has to be spectacular. You’re going to have some dud sessions, you’re going to be uninspired at times, and you’re definitely not going to be perfect every single session and second of the game.

It’s okay to be an okay DM.

And what’s even crazier is that even when I’M feeling my okayest my players are still having fun.

This game is funny like that 😊

Anyway, that’s what the Rolling it Back episodes are about. My attempt to showcase the okayness of DMing and having a laugh.

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Stuck in a DMing rut?Feel uninspired or flat?Burnt out?Put some limitations on yourself. Find a fun module. Focus on the...
07/04/2023

Stuck in a DMing rut?

Feel uninspired or flat?

Burnt out?

Put some limitations on yourself.

Find a fun module.

Focus on the fun.

Enjoy your time with your friends and players.

😊

Read about my experience and decide if maybe you need it, too.

We had a blast! I hope this helps 😊

Share with DMs you think need to be reminded of how much fun this game is 😊

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

What a CLASSIC Dungeons and Dragons podcast! Everything from the very first introduction in a tavern, to the homebrewed ...
24/03/2023

What a CLASSIC Dungeons and Dragons podcast!

Everything from the very first introduction in a tavern, to the homebrewed world of Gaiyel, to the phenomenal DMing and role-play by the wonderful cast will leave you wanting for more as soon as the episodes are over.

But it doesn’t stop there! The production is TOP NOTCH. The listener can tell how much thought and energy is put into immersing the listener in their world with the small details of background noise, sound effects, and music that fit the world absolutely perfectly.

Thank you, 🙏🏽

Don’t ever stop making your show. 😊

Leave them a review and rating wherever you listen to podcasts! Spread the word and give this show a listen!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

You are not an imposter.You are a good DM.NO! A GREAT DM!Be kind to yourself. Just ask your table 😊This was a hurdle tha...
07/03/2023

You are not an imposter.

You are a good DM.

NO! A GREAT DM!

Be kind to yourself.

Just ask your table 😊

This was a hurdle that I had to get over when we were thinking of making this podcast.

I’m not Mercer, Mulligan, or Iyengar and I was worried. But after seeing how much my players were enjoying the world I made and the story we were weaving together I realized.

I’m NOT Mercer, Mulligan, or Iyengar! I’m Dante Longoria. I’m good enough to have a podcast and even more I’m good enough to be a good DM.

So be kind to yourself friends.

Your DMing and the world/story you are creating is amazing.

Share and tag for the DMs that you love and let them know how good they are

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

Absolutely no introduction needed for this Fanguy Friday Classic.  is THE D&D podcast for me. It’s the one that showed m...
03/03/2023

Absolutely no introduction needed for this Fanguy Friday Classic.

is THE D&D podcast for me. It’s the one that showed me what an actual play podcast could be and how imperfection is beautiful.

The players are chaotic, the characters are deep and thoughtful, and the DMing is relatable.

The most important lesson that I’ve taken from and his DMing style is that the mechanics are there to enhance the experience and the game that YOU want to play and create. There’s no “right” way to play because if your players are enjoying the game and more importantly if you as the DM are enjoying the game then you’re doing a great job.

Let us know in the comments if you’ve listened and if you’ve learned anything!

⭐️Thank you so much for your continued support! Please, continue to subscribe, rate, and review the show on your podcasting apps! That’s the best way to support and help the podcast out!

       
     
       
     
     
   
     

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