04/06/2023
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1. Broke people are so cute.. Just take a wonderful look at you! π
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2. Mom I'm sorry I love you but I can't accept your friend request π€§
3. The ability to hold tears when food no reach you for party na another talent on its own
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4. Being ugly is hard, people will always think youβre wicked πππ’
5. Girls even if it's recharge card, send for him on his birthday.. Not every year "may you, may you"
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6. No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a lady's number in public.*
*He will just be sounding low like a new generator*ππππ
7. You're a very wasteful and miserable person if you request for receipts at the ATM.
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8. Nothing hurts like after downloading a 2.5gb file and you see unsupported file.. Don't worry just off your phone and go and cry.
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9. I have told my shadows to stop following me, and go and hustle outside Nigeria, we cant be suffering together* .ππ€²
10. I want to marry a beautiful sexy fair lady. That's how some men left their real wife and ended up with problem as wife.ππ
11. I still don't know why dem go born pikin finish name am Evidence π
12. Why you dey call me boss?π
Your papa give me company?
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13. β½+π= ππ
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Only bro's would understand π
14. Some girls won't realise that they need a new pantiΓ«s until they are in New relationship
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15. Whenever a girl is broke..and she see's a guy with money she will be like your hand looks familiar.. ππππππππππππ
16. Just saw the auto mechanic and his whole family going to church in my carβΌοΈ
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17. Girls who were born in 1990, I'm reminding u dat in 2022 you'll be 32yrs.continue wit ur stupid question like βwho gave u my number
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18. People born in August are Talkative
They are products of August Meeting
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19. My girlfriend dumped me today
I want to commit shoe size
Nobody should stop me this time
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17. Once again...S
