Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar

05/03/2023

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/May-your-generosity-fill-every-mug--but-you-never-have-need-for-such-fortunes-return-e1vgae2

The Patrons talk about the death of selflessness, and the Self. Bring a bottle or two of port to share, and settle in.

01/07/2022

Nothing like a few months of sobriety just to get back off the wagon. Can't help it. If we're gonna be drunks, might as well be drunks of knowledge. The Tiki Bar is back, folks. Come aboard and let's cast off!

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/No-matter-how-hard-the-liquor--the-chaser-is-there-to-dull-the-sting--if-need-be-e1kfqbd

04/01/2022

First of the year, hot off the bar, folks. Aged like fine wine. Take a tropical break from this infernal winter to the Tiki Bar. We sure as hell will warm you up with a stiff drink.
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The patrons talk of moderation in personal experiences, and ideological zeal. Temper your shot with a good chaser, and kick up your boots for the discussion.

02/12/2021

Apologies for the radio silence these past weeks. Personal issues have interfered with our normal recording schedule. Hope all that celebrated, had an exceptional Thanksgiving. We'll get back to our normal alcoholic pontificating soon.🌴🍹🏝

31/10/2021

The devil's tonic is by name only. Still, drink only if you dare. The liquor reflects the heart.
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In this Halloween episode, the Patrons talk about the exploration of villainy in narrative and media. Grab a handful of candy, and some hot spiked cider next to the fire.

20/10/2021

We here at the Tiki Bar prefer our cup of ale aged appropriately. Lol! Grab a seat. And mind the cuts. Lol!

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The Patrons question on what to do with the body: a discussion on the sanctity of death, and the discard of the mortal shell. Pour some whiskey out to those who are no longer with us, and give a listen. Voicemail line is at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

27/09/2021

At what point does one stop respecting another's rights? When is it okay? Grab a drink. There is much to discuss.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/At-the-pub--your-rights-end-where-the-bottle-you-throw-lands-e17ukla

The patrons pontificate on the resilience of rights and freedoms. Grab a snifter of Bourbon, and meditate barside. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

05/09/2021

One should learn to avoid drowning in their own pool of stagnant lakes. Indulge in new drinks. Just never forget the ale that hits you at just the right spot.

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The patrons talk about confirmation biases, and their roots. Expand your drink tastes, and set a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

22/08/2021

There is no alcoholics anonymous here. Face your indulgence head on. Shots are encouraged. This drink is rather stiff, so do drink responsibly.

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-take-more-liquor-from-Phobos--than-you-can-handle--lest-you-become-drunk-with-fear-e1698cg

The patrons discuss fear, and it's potential for abuse and numb tolerance. Have a shot of tequila on hand, and a chaser if need be. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

18/08/2021

Whether in the halls of the congregation, the desolate parts of the internet, or through nature itself, the mob is ever present wherever you go. Just how does it manifest? For what purpose? How does one deal with the mob? Is there even a need? Grab a drink. Let us discuss...
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-let-your-tavern-crowd-get-too-rowdy--lest-they-take-their-celebrations-to-the-streets-e15vuro

The patrons talk about the modern manifestation of mob mentality, and it's forms. Settle your blood with a calming spirit, and have a listen. You can leave us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

07/08/2021

Is any port worth staying if the winds change ever so often? Can no land, however small, serve as the backbone to your voyage? A strong ale is needed. Its by no means a light passing.

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Your-only-guilty-of-taking-the-last-beer--anyone-catches-you-e15ioao

The patrons pontificate on the malleability of morality. Add some sweet & sour mix to your Amaretto, and set for a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

27/07/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/It-doesnt-take-originality-to-be-a-creative-mixologist-e152k61

The patrons talk about the perceived derivative nature of ideas in the modern world, and how founded that claim may be. Slap together a cocktail, and listen within the halo of the torches. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

19/07/2021

Season 2, Episode 7in the legal ledger: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Be-you-guilty--or-innocent--your-bar-tab-still-stands-with-you-e14lu3e

The patrons talk of the concept of presumed innocence, and whether or not it is outdated in the modern legal discourse. Only straight whiskey shots at the bar this time around, so bring your own chaser. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

13/07/2021

We're back! Set course for the Seas of Maries. We explore the concept of the Mary Sue/Gary Stu.

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Be-careful-how-you-spin-your-tall-tale--lest-the-tavern-audience-lose-interest-e148ljh

The patrons discuss the "Mary Sue" narrative trope. Enjoy this first episode back in person, with your favorite spirits. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

22/06/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Though-you-may-barter-for-a-a-mug-of-ale--it-wont-dispel-your-whole-tab-e137d65

The patrons discuss the implications of a money less society. Lean back, and indulge in a well earned pint. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

16/06/2021

A hiatus only means we return with a vengeance. Hop aboard. There is enough at the bar for one and all.

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/In-the-world-of-alcohol--it-only-takes-a-change-of-taste-for-a-beverage-to-go-from-vintage-to-vile-e12tie0

The patrons ponder the shelf life of human legacy. It's changing paradigm, and perception by different generations. Set down for a Moscow Mule and a musing with us. Feel free to leave is a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

16/06/2021

Due to logistical issues, and a needed break between seasons, we took a bit longer to get this out. Many apologies, and we hope you enjoy. https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/The-milestone-of-adulthood-shifts-so-much--it-could-drive-a-person-to-drink-e12tglf

The patrons talk about the shifting nature of adulthood, and the significant lacking in rites of passage. Crack a cold one, and give an ear. You can leave us an email at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

26/05/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Though-there-be-an-age-restriction-on-the-bar-door--theres-none-in-regards-to-polite-discussion-e11jr0q

The patrons expand their original conversation about age, and discuss youth, and it's place in political discourse. Give your martini a stir, and set a spell for our chat. You can send us a voicemail at our link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

18/05/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-let-the-vintage-of-your-spirit-bog-down-your-thoughts--lest-you-wash-away-in-nostalgia-e1134p7

The patrons discuss generation biases, and how they color perceptions of events, both old and new. Feel free to leave us a voicemail. If it's particularly interesting, we may discuss it on a future record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

09/05/2021

Episode twenty! The first season of the Tiki Bar is all tied up in a little bow: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Always-ensure-that-the-tavern-tale-you-spin--is-as-predictable-as-the-weather-e10itcf

The patrons celebrate 20 episodes with a conversation about narrative, the advantages of pure vs sympathetic villains, and the ways to keep oft used movie/literary tropes fresh. Pull up a lounge chair, and sip on your tropical libation of choice. Feel free to leave a voicemail at our Anchor link: ht...

09/05/2021

Feel free to drop us a voicemail query, we'll likely discuss it in it's own segment.
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Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.

05/05/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Follow-the-House-Rules-of-the-bar--and-the-Lager-will-flow-without-hassle-e10a5j7

The patrons contrast objective and subjective morality. Many a gray area spoken about, so have a chaser handy. Feel free to drop us a voicemail question, and we'll likely discuss it during our next recording:https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

28/04/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Whether-One-sits-alone-at-a-table--or-shoulder-to-shoulder-with-the-crowd--all-can-raise-a-glass-evq9pp

The patrons talk of the contrasting personality traits of introversion and extroversion. Mix some Sweet & Sour into your favorite Amaretto, and get comfortable. Feel free to leave a voicemail and we'll talk about it on our next record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

20/04/2021

After a week of logistical delays, here we are: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/There-are-no-grand-machinations--just-good-company--and-fine-ale-ev8hj5

The patrons speculate on the allure and obsession with conspiracies. Set a spell, with your favorite secret cocktail of liquors, and a listening ear. Feel free to send us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

07/04/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/May-every-glass-at-your-bar-know-the-stability-of-a-courtesy-coaster-eucjrl

The patrons discuss the differences between respect and common courtesy. Have a listen, and nurse a fine port.

30/03/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Put-faith-in-the-leader-of-your-fellow-drinkers--for-they-know-the-best-on-tap-ettplp

The patrons talk of leadership, it's many flaws and values, and what constitutes a good/great leader. https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

30/03/2021

For any that wish to ask questions, either philosophical, or about the show, feel free to drop us a voicemail via https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.

23/03/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/In-an-effort-to-diversify-Ones-library-of-liquors--be-sure-to-not-lose-Oneself-in-lunatic-pursuits-etbdts

The patrons engage in a much more heated topic. This time talking of the anti-racism movement and it's potential missteps. Have a bottle of cinnamon liquor with you, because language and discussion will get spicy. Voicemail link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

17/03/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-take-for-granted-the-alchemical-mixology-of-a-good-bartender-espmrj

The patrons, continuing the conversation from the previous gathering, talk of the other side of the coin: science. They discuss the nature of science, and people's reverence of it, to the point of religious belief. Nurse a bottle of draft, and set a spell.

08/03/2021

https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/No-matter-the-holy-man-who-blesses-your-wine--may-you-feel-warmer-after-you-imbibe-it-erut8v

The Patrons, joined by special guest Eric Bailey, talk of faith and spirituality. Have a smooth glass of Bourbon nestled in your grasp, as the conversation takes a more relaxed aesthetic.