Idrial corvid

22/09/2021

22/09/2021

16/09/2021

Another small change while employees and activists wait for more meaningful shifts.

01/09/2021

01/09/2021

Version 2.1 of Genshin Impact continues to add new islands, stories, and diverse characters of Inazuma.

Great rewards also await you at the Moonchase Festival! 😍

01/09/2021

30/08/2021

30/08/2021

🤔

30/08/2021

30/08/2021

I dig it

29/08/2021

"Where the Creek Stood Still," acrylic & colored pencil on paper, 2016. Print available on Patreon for everyone in the "Pathfinder" reward tier. Sign up by the end of July -- patreon.com/mynameistran.

29/08/2021

23/08/2021

Can’t recommend this store enough

23/08/2021

Get a first-hand look at Windows 11's interface without installing any betas or upgrading your hardware.

23/08/2021

This Stardew Valley lore iceberg is stacked.

23/08/2021

26/07/2021

Be sure to check out my brother’s channel

Twitch.tv/TheDudeAxolotl

26/07/2021

09/07/2021

Nintendo announces the Nintendo Switch OLED Model, while releasing new details such as the estimated battery life and screen resolution.

09/07/2021

Mass Effect details continue to emerge with the renewed interest from Mass Effect Legendary Edition, including a pre-release design for FemShep.

09/07/2021

Sony's July 2021 State of Play livestream focuses largely around third-party games, but includes Death Stranding: Director's Cut and Deathloop.

26/06/2021

Looks interesting

https://www.pcgamesn.com/sun-haven/steam

Sun Haven brings some more D&D to the Stardew Valley formula

02/06/2021

Hire fans!!

15/05/2021

https://www.facebook.com/1830665590513511/posts/3086671348246256/?d=n

07/05/2021

hey all I’m not dead... just having a spine flair up

you all should keep going to my bro’s channel in the meantime

I still show up in chat when I’m feeling like a head in a jar

twitch.tv/TheDudeAxolotl

28/04/2021

“I kept seeing this tiny little detective everywhere I went. At night he would hide under my bed. At work he would hide under my chair. And at school he would hide inside my backpack. The school nurse would always ask: ‘Is the child eating?’ And I would do one of those really exaggerated winks. I didn’t want to admit it, but there was no escaping him. I really loved that tiny detective.”

26/04/2021

These always crack me up

“One night we were watching a scary movie, and in the reflection of the screen I saw my father huffing a gourd filled with syrup, and a ghost appeared and bit him on the solar plexus. I was so weak from popcorn butt that I could not even help him. I just watched the whole thing happen. My father climbed inside that gourd, with the copstache pulled back, the copstache pulled up, the soul patch pulled back, the chin curtains open, all terminating in the taint of a wispy mini man bun. The ghost was taunting him. Taunting me. Taunting the generations of gourd-huffing acolytes. ‘I’m here on behalf of The Steve Guttenberg Foundation to wipe my ass with your dignity,’ said the ghost. And my father said: ‘Alexa, play the Doctor Who theme song by Tom Petty.’ And Alexa said: ‘Playing the Doctor Who theme song, by Tom Petty, on Amazon Music.’ And my father looked at the ghost and said: ‘Very nice. So nice. So rare. You just can’t stop it. Nothing can stop it. Until your very core is disintegrated. Until your very soul is no more. Now let’s get significant.’ And before the ghost could even reply, my father deployed Queen Mary’s Pokémon and backflipped over the ghost, who disappeared suddenly leaving nothing behind but a hovering dollop of high fructose corn syrup. Yet somehow it would be another three years before my father was finally diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.”

24/04/2021

“I was diving off the side of a cliff when I got hit by a car. At first I was super stressed out. I got all teary and sad and said: ‘Bro, I got A LOT in my life!’ But then I looked down and realized that I had the entire fall to finish my epitaph. I started to relax. I crushed some jpegs in between swigs of Natty Light. And I relaxed so hard that before I knew it, I was almost at the waterline. And now I’m super stressed out again. But then I looked down and realized that I had the entire bottle of adderall in my speedo. I started to relax. I crushed some addys in between rails of Natty Light. And by the time I hit the water, I was pretty satisfied with my work. I shouted so the monumental mason could hear me: ‘Retired tonsil hockey all star, sorcerer to the moon, geologist to the earth, paragon of transhumanist alchemy, and *_fu**er extraordinaire… all that stuff. Act Natural with Natty Light Beer.’ And the last thing I heard as I made my entry was the mason. He said: ‘Solid C▲ bro.’”

21/04/2021

“My name is Bliss; I’m from the town of Killingfield, and I’m three-quarters human. I’m at the mercy of my husband’s epic zen diatribes: ‘Get off my lawn!’, ‘You’re wasting your breath!’, ‘You’re wasting my time!’ I have to remind myself that it’s not time to be overwhelmed or panicked. It’s time to zen. And maybe it’s time to quit saving people. It’s time to put on your goth clothes.”

21/04/2021

“A lot of people still think that nothing happened with Y2K. Like everything was just fine. We overreacted. But that’s a load of s**t. Y2K was already up in your chakras before the clock struck twelve. Y2K all up in your chakras like a big scary truck. Word. Y2K all up in your chakras like it was Big in Japan. Wasabi par excellence. Y2K all up in your chakras like Icarus on Mercury. For real. I’m not speaking metaphorically. Ever wonder why your friends’ mates don’t want to sleepover with you anymore? Because the s**t that happened with Y2K would happen again. Because the beans that you pulled over your eyes grew into a whole new set of problems. Mark Zuckerbeej was forced to step down, because he was losing the battle of ideas. And the internet did not go down. But the world did change. The idea of a corporation was invented. And deep packet inspection became mainstream. But they never found the cure. Only the executioner.”

21/04/2021

“I used to play bass guitar in The Mail Order Romance Club. At this one show we were jamming Pink Floyd when the whole band burst into flames. The crowd went absolutely crazy. They love that kind of s**t. I’m not sure what happened to the other guys. But I’ve been strictly data entry for the last twenty years.”

19/04/2021

“I’m not trying to be a superhero. Just a hassle. A nuisance. A huge mess of a person. My power is codependency. Without this, I have nothing left. People always have a look on my face that says: ‘What’s wrong?’ Without that, I have nothing left either.”