Grim Noir

07/05/2023

For all our friends I promise we will be back soon. There have been cross country moves, tales of harrowing adventure, and a lot of text books and chemistry. And let us not forget, we have been so busy we hav3 literally all maybe spoken a total of 5 sentences to even eachother. Let alone had time for a show. But it's coming Grimlins, it's coming!

16/04/2023

16/04/2023

One of my most favorite of horror queens.

Happy birthday to Anya Taylor-Joy. The Menu, Split, The Witch, Morgan, Marrowbone, Last Night In Soho… horror galore.

08/04/2023

New Episode! "Bite To Break Skin: An Analysis of "Underworld 1-...um, 2?""

Another two parter! In this episode we go deep into Underworld and associated topics. Namely Kid Rock, Bible video games, and rule 34 of stuff that actually happened. Title reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OEnDly2G...

Another two parter! In this episode we go deep into Underworld and associated topics. Namely Kid Rock, Bible video games, and rule 34 of stuff that actua…

26/03/2023

New Episode! "Boofing: An Analysis of "The American Werewolf" Movies, PART 2"

We were two hours into recording and it shows.

We were two hours into recording and it shows.

17/03/2023

New Episode! "Breakin' The Laws: An Analysis of "M3GAN""

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEI

07/03/2023

New Episode! "The Diary Of Jane Doe: An Analysis of "The Autopsy of Jane Doe""

This episode is special because Beth gets to flex her funeral industry knowledge. If you listen for no other reason, make it that one. Also, we make quite a big announcement. Also Also, yes that's a Breaking Benjamin referenc...

This episode is special because Beth gets to flex her funeral industry knowledge. If you listen for no other reason, make it that one. Also, we make quit…

24/02/2023

New Episode! "Leche Fresca: An Analysis of "Pan's Labyrinth""

Man. Love the movie, but it's got problems. But the Glasgow Smile scene! Tore up from the floor up, we are.

Man. Love the movie, but it's got problems. But the Glasgow Smile scene! Tore up from the floor up, we are.

19/02/2023

New Episode! "Macabre Shorts - Which Stigmata?"

So, one thing about us is that we have spent HOURS just chatting about stuff other than the macabre. We're derps, and really silly when we're not trying to, you know, approach a situation seriously. So this idea, tentatively ...

So, one thing about us is that we have spent HOURS just chatting about stuff other than the macabre. We're derps, and really silly when we're not trying …

18/02/2023

New Episode! "Gorier Things Than Victorian England - An Analysis of Jack the Ripper"

Did I just borrow a line from ERB? Yes. Is this the second release that almost never saw the light of day die to tech? Yes. Listener beware, you're in for... distorted audio.

Did I just borrow a line from ERB? Yes. Is this the second release that almost never saw the light of day die to tech? Yes. Listener beware, you're in fo…

17/01/2023

5 Star Review: "What he said.: Read the previous." via

What he said.: Read the previous.

16/01/2023

New Episode! "Serial Screw Up - The Legend of H.H. Holmes"

Holmes is so boring that he made us want to talk about Jack the Ripper. This dude was under suspicion of BEING Jack the Ripper. Funny stuff.

Holmes is so boring that he made us want to talk about Jack the Ripper. This dude was under suspicion of BEING Jack the Ripper. Funny stuff.

15/01/2023

5 Star Review: "A Show That Goes Deep: The biggest reason I enjoy Macabre Masters is how in depth the show goes. A good chunk of podcasts are people sitting around regurgitating inform…" via

A Show That Goes Deep: The biggest reason I enjoy Macabre Masters is how in depth the show goes. A good chunk of podcasts are people sitting around regurgitating information, it gets repetitive. When the cast gets deep on the meaning of things, it set Macabre Masters apart! Keep up the good work! By...

08/01/2023

New Episode! "Aspirational Kinkonometry - An Analysis of "Hellraiser""

We go in just about as deep as Pinhead's hooks to flay you alive with sensually painful content. We will show you such things... about this franchise.

We go in just about as deep as Pinhead's hooks to flay you alive with sensually painful content. We will show you such things... about this franchise.

31/12/2022

New Episode! "End of Year Review - 2022"

What a year it's been! In this episode, we look back on the last year, but more importantly speculate on the next year. Thank you to everyone who listened, and we look forward to bringing the thunder in 2023. This episode als...

What a year it's been! In this episode, we look back on the last year, but more importantly speculate on the next year. Thank you to everyone who listene…

25/12/2022

New Episode! "Merry Chrysler Feat. Devil's Milk"

We'll be back in 2023. Until then, enjoy a conversation I had with Devil's Milk (who happens to be my wife).

We'll be back in 2023. Until then, enjoy a conversation I had with Devil's Milk (who happens to be my wife).

23/10/2022

New Episode! "Quick Lit - Johannes Cabal, Necromancer"

Please don't ask me to pronounce Johannes. I'm not even sure I spelled it right. Macabre Masters: www.macabremasters.com Email: [email protected] Anchor.fm: Macabre Masters • A podcast on Anchor ’ Leave us a message ab...

Please don't ask me to pronounce Johannes. I'm not even sure I spelled it right. Macabre Masters: www.macabremasters.com Email: [email protected] …

15/10/2022

New Episode! "Ju-OFF?!?!: An Analysis of "The Grudge""

I've been doing this podcast for like a year now and here I am again, talking about a pale woman with her hair in her face. It's the circle of podcasting. Macabre Masters: www.macabremasters.com Email: [email protected]...

I've been doing this podcast for like a year now and here I am again, talking about a pale woman with her hair in her face. It's the circle of podcasting…

11/10/2022

New Episode! "Quick Lit: Fairy Tale, by Stephen King"

The only semi-negative review of this book on the internet? Stephen King is a weird phenomena, because bibliophiles are supposed to just fawn over every book he makes. To his credit, even his sh*tty books are at least readabl...

The only semi-negative review of this book on the internet? Stephen King is a weird phenomena, because bibliophiles are supposed to just fawn over every …

03/10/2022

New Episode! "Pope's Books (Or something, still working on it): The Postman"

I read it so you don't have to... wait, that sounds kinda familiar. Noah Caldwell Gervais: https://www.youtube.com/user/broadcaststsatic The Salt Factory: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSaltFactory Macabre Masters: www.macabrem...

I read it so you don't have to... wait, that sounds kinda familiar. Noah Caldwell Gervais: https://www.youtube.com/user/broadcaststsatic The Salt Factory…

05/09/2022

New Episode! "Where Do We Go Now?: An Analysis of the "Final Destination" Series"

These kids think they do everything better, but they can't even dodge death, much less a wrench. Macabre Masters: www.macabremasters.com Email: [email protected] Anchor.fm: Macabre Masters • A podcast on Anchor ’ Leave...

These kids think they do everything better, but they can't even dodge death, much less a wrench. Macabre Masters: www.macabremasters.com Email: macabrema…