01/10/2026
This isnt anything major that I did, but my sister thinks I shouldnt have said anything. Anyway, on to what happened... My mom loves to abbreviate things, she thinks it is fun. She also loves to golf. She says things like 'You have a BO' (meaning birdie opportunity), 'FISA' (meaning F__ I'm Still Away), and a few others as well as a bunch that have nothing to do with 🙊 golf. For those of you who don't golf on a regular basis, knowing your distance from your target is important on every shot. I recently purchased a laser range finder which you can use to find the distance to any target. Well, in turn, my mom keeps saying to me 'Give me the D', 'I need the D', and various other versions of that which dont sound as salacious. My mom is in her 60's, she has no clue what 'the D' is in modern youth culture (it means 'the d__k'), but it was making me a little uncomfortable and was really awkward when she said it when we were playing with other people. The other day when I was playing with my mom and my sister I asked to to stop saying that and 🚀 informed her what it meant and 💙 sounded like. My mom was a bit embarassed and was fairly quiet for the next 20 or so minutes (she is NEVER quiet), but after a couple of holes everything was back to normal. After the round my sister came up to me and said I shouldnt have said anything and should have just left it alone. I thought I picked a good time because she wasnt around anyone but her own kids and was trying to prevent future awkwardness. AITA?