Just the Cheese Please

03/01/2023

It's WILLOW!
(Yes, we are totally using the recent Disney+ show release to entice you to listen!)
Listen as we discuss this horror show of a children's movie. I mean, it was the 80's so what did we know, really. 🤷🏼‍♀️
If you haven't seen the movie, you'll want to after this!
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep22-willow-1988-c_EuPwQl

A fantasy story where a queen tries to pre-emptively murder a baby, but a pretend wizard and a war criminal team up with some wood sprites and a goat lady to stop her. Ultimately, they get the queen's daughter to betray her mother for a hot guy with a ponytail. Nobody in this world has any blood or....

19/12/2022

So, Carrot Top... I mean Yahoo Serious stars in a movie that goes so beyond junk science that it's nearly impossible to follow.
Listen as we discuss kitten pie, the improper way to split an atom, ahem, bu****le tanning and what it has in common with Jason Takes Manhattan.
(Spoiler alert: Nothing 🙄)
As always, there's a little something for everyone.
You're welcome.
Click to listen to Young Einstein here!
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep21-young-einstein-3T1S5hDO

Albert Einstein is a young apple farmer from Tasmania who discovers how to split the atom in order to get bubbles into beer. He then travels to... you know what? It doesn't matter. This movie is ridiculous. It gets history so wrong its not even funny. Its insulting actually. At one point some guy tr...

28/11/2022

The big 2-0!!! Thanks for listening through 20 whole episodes even with our hiccups and technical difficulties. You never strayed and for that we gift you with Short Circut!
3 legged dogs?
Fart Kitties?
Intelligent alien life or bumbling robot?
One must listen to find out...
Click it
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep20-short-circuit-tqXx48Om

A deranged cat lady and a living war machine hide out from a robotics lab in a food truck. The robot has an existential crisis about its own mortality and the woman goes from thinking it's an alien, to a jerk, to maybe a romantic interest? In fact, multiple people in this movie reference the robot i...

24/10/2022

Happy Monday, Cheesebags!
We have just the thing to get you through those Monday blues...
Hot To Trot featuring everyone's favorite weird voice guy, Bob(cat) Goldthwait, John Candy and of course, a talking horse because it was, after all, the 80s and we know anything went in the 80s!
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep19-hot-to-trot-UXyqHWPe

Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse and half a brokerage firm. The talking horse convinces Bobcat to participate in insider trading which makes him money, but then loses it when the horse tells him to invest in oats, which he does. Then they get the money back plus girlfriends by winning a ho...

08/10/2022

What's up cheesebags??
We are joined by a very special guest this week from Rat Salad Review , to discuss a very special movie, (which we surprisingly all actually liked) P*E WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE!
And let me tell you, it's a BIG adventure all right!
Join us as we navigate Tim Burton's first leap into the world of features chock full of crazy contraptions, over sized everything, creepy clowns and why that *damn* Large Marge scene got us every.single.time.
👇👇
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep18-pee-wees-big-adventure-w-wayne-noon-wGbCdR5b

A coming of age story about a man who embarks on a road trip to get back his one true love from the clutches of Hollywood. Along the way he is beset on all sides by the forces of evil but in the end neither the police, Godzilla, or Santa Claus can stop Pee-wee from getting back his lover and ridin'....

16/07/2022

S'up cheesebags? We are stoked to introduce a collection we like to call Aged in the Cheese Cave!
We will be sprinkling these in once in awhile just to keep you on your toes! This weeks aged cheese is the indelible Howard the Duck.
Click the link to hear what Adam *really* thinks of this film and the people that like it and learn an interesting fact about a duck's anatomy! 🦆👇👇
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep17-from-the-cheese-cave-1-howard-the-duck-e9TvHz1v

A h***y duck from another planet or maybe another dimension lands in Cleveland and tries to return home with the help of his furry-loving girlfriend and some scientists. Along the way he has to battle rednecks who want to eat him and some kind of demon monster. Perhaps giving George Lucas full contr...

06/07/2022

Check out the rad ass promo video featuring the likes of our dysfunctional podcast family members! (Tara even makes a brief appearance!) Rat Salad Review Music Is Life Podcast
https://ratsaladreview.com/f/kiss-unholy-cover-rat-salad-review-and-friends

23/06/2022

Hey, cheese bags! Another fresh episode has dropped! We are joined by my sister, for most of the episode anyway. Click it to follow along with the misfits of Summer School and the antics of a *slightly* inappropriate gym teacher turned English teacher.

https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep16-summer-school-OTBzKX2m

Mark Harmon is a high-school gym teacher who is forced to teach English but doesn't know how to do it, so he bribes the students to study. Most of them fail anyway. The kids include a stripper, an dyslexic who can't drive, a nerd who isn't smart, a pair of horror-loving alcoholics, a preggo, and an....

19/05/2022

Just had an amazing time with the boys from Rat Salad Review who were kind enough to have us Cheesers on to discuss the new(ish) Netflix movie, Metal Lords! As always, you can find the entire dysfunctional family on all of your favorite streaming and music sites!

31/03/2022

It's time for another exciting episode!!
This week, Adam and Tara J discuss Xanadu.(more like, Xanadon't, amirite?)
Lots of stuff happens, but I don't think anyone's quite sure what...🤔
Click it to hear Tara J's favorite episode to date! 👇👇
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep15-xanadu-HQVH6G7v

A struggling painter falls in love with a muse who convinces him to abandon his dream and instead help her clarinet-playing ex-boyfriend who's old now. Then when she tries to go home, he gets upset and tries to bash his head into a brick wall while wearing short shorts and roller skates, but ends up...

17/03/2022

Yo! It's a very special episode on JtCP! We were lucky enough to have Lou Mavs from on with us to discuss this very odd and very cult favorite from the 80s, The Toxic Avenger!
Listen to him drop some knowledge on our asses!! 👇👇
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep14-the-toxic-avenger-wXUfIhVf

Melvin the mop boy works at a wacky health club and transforms into a disgusting monster who tries to save a disgusting town full of disgusting people. The best character in this movie is a blind woman who is quietly eating tacos before she is interrupted by robbery, sexual assault, and the murder o...

17/02/2022

We're bringing the EXTRA CHEESE with this week's episode!
Join Tara J and Adam as they journey to a place where the fate of the world rests in the hands of pr***en David Gardner and the school nurse. (Who is actually his mom, irl)
It'll have you asking to see the backs of people's necks for the rest of your days! 😳
Click it ⬇️⬇️
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep13-invaders-from-mars-3hxGJlE4

26/01/2022

Tonight, live on Rat Salad Review, us Cheesers will be discussing the very confusing, seldom spoken about Motorama.
It's a from a little later than what we normally do here on JTCP, but believe me, the content is there!
Tune in at 8pm tonight!

26/01/2022

New Episode right off the hotplate!
Music! 🎶Terrorists in drag! Camels!🐫 And maybe the real reason Adam wanted to do a podcast in the first place. Listen as we discuss Ishtar and why it really maybe wasn't the worst movie ever made...🤔
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep12-ishtar-HN2cg2YL

Two terrible lounge singers end up aiding communist terrorists against the US... and these are the heroes of the movie. It seems wearing a headwrap makes your b***s invisible. The only thing worse than Dustin Hoffman's music is his cringe-worthy parodying of the Arabic language. Tara thinks the blin...

12/01/2022

Adventures in Babysitting? More like Adventures in BRENDAsitting! 🙄
Im not sure what's worse, parades or being friends with Brenda...
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep11-adventures-in-babysitting-WB9YHCrK

A girl babysits some kids after getting stood up by her do*****ag boyfriend. Her idiot friend Brenda freaks out and runs away to the bus station where she tries to get some weiner. The babysitter attempts to rescue her friend but is thwarted by a hook man, Loony Toons James Cagney, and Thor himself....

29/12/2021

Check out this exciting news!
We're gonna be a group of funny ass people and you DON'T want to miss out!!
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2794111627549249&id=2101223296838089

Starting in 2022 we will be adding some new shows on the network. One of them being Just the Cheese Please with Tara and Adam. Please give them a follow on facebook
https://www.facebook.com/justthecheeseplease
or
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/?fbclid=IwAR0hlvlOYaAOa7ZSIYFsaAmP7hqpuRAZETCUiFPi-kNuxsT7-N0D0NyKrms
Also check out their latest episode here about the movie
https://open.spotify.com/show/4RfTiMJUs3fJ9dfhYejSW3?si=rFT0zgRMTFC6CMY1bmXJLQ&nd=1

29/12/2021

Missed us? Yeah, we missed you too, As a gift for you all, take a listen as we discuss the movie that made it totally acceptable to prop up a co**se for a weekend! Didn't it?
Episode 10: Weekend at Bernie's!
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep10-weekend-at-bernies-45X6YfNR

A scumbag and a pathological liar try to con a bunch of rich people into believing that some guy isn't dead even though nobody cares and there's no point to anything that happens. Meanwhile a hitman slowly goes insane. Tara explains about washing hair and Adam reads a review from someone who think h...

19/10/2020

Charles was NOT in charge of his new found powers! Listen as we discuss navigating the tricky world of teenage telekinesis!
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep09-zapped

What a pervy movie! So many b***s. Anyway, Scott Baio gets superpowers and does nothing good with them. He also has serious anger issues and goes full Carrie on his school execept with nudity instead of blood. Meanwhile, Scatman Crothers just wants to eat salami and ride bikes with Einstein.

27/09/2020

Episode #8 - Over the Top! Ready for some good ol' truck-driving arm-wrestling terrible parenting?
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep08-over-the-top

A heartwarming story about a deadbeat dad who abandoned his child and maybe sold drugs, and how he comes back into his son's life to encourage toxic behavior and violence and also disrespect towards his grandfather who just wants the best for him. There's also lots of arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins...

20/09/2020

Don't be shy! Sing along!
Revisit your pr***en favorite movie with us cuz you know you wanted to be the most popular girl! 😉
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep07-teen-witch-cG0INtc4

Murder! Revenge! Voodoo! S*x perverts! Sounds like the makings of a good movie, no? Unfortunately nobody wants to take credit for having anything to do with this film. Tara and Adam investigate why that might be

20/09/2020

Don't fret because tomorrow a new episode is coming! I'll bet you can't Top That...🤔

14/09/2020

The wait is over!! Are you trembling with anticipation??
Take a listen as we discuss one of the strangest body switching movies ever made.
https://justthecheesepodcast.com/episodes/ep06-dream-a-little-dream-fE_93svv

A movie about teenage rebellion where we seem to like the old people better than the kids. Body switching, Tai Chi, mousse, wet hair, paper bag pants, sailor outfits, and dancing like Michael Jackson. Maybe its a good thing the 80s ended when it did.

10/08/2020

Tara and Adam discuss the window displays from Mannequin. Full Episode https://justthecheesepodcast.com

08/08/2020

We know it's been awhile but it's always worth waiting for!
Episode 5, the beloved Mannequin is discussed in all it's silly, cheesy glory.
Listen to Adam and Tara J as they discuss the nuances of mannequin-human love!

https://just-the-cheese-please.simplecast.com/episodes/ep05-mannequin

Found on Google from originalfilmart.com

30/07/2020

This heat wave has been gnarly so we havent gotten out of the pool yet...stay tuned for another cheese filled episode coming verrryyyy soon...

28/07/2020

So we're doing the Instagram thing. Follow us @ Just_the_cheese if you so desire.
We are working on it all the time to make it awesome for you!

24/07/2020

What are some of your favorite cheesy 80's flicks?
If we deem it worthy, your pick could be featured and we may even give you a shout out!
RAD!

24/07/2020

Click the link to hear Tara J badly explain the plot!!
https://just-the-cheese-please.simplecast.com/episodes/ep04-the-monster-squad
Ep. 4 The Monster Squad

Adam and Tara discuss cheesy movies from their 80's childhood

22/07/2020

So check it, we are a brand new, bare bones, newborn baby podcast. Things got pretty stale during the COVID-19 pandemic, we needed a way to keep sane and watching movies was one of the only things available. Products of the 80s, we decided what better way to revisit our beloved childhood movies than to honor them by immortalizing them with this silly and fun podcast! Hopefully they will stir the child in you and you will re watch some of these movies with fresh new eyes.
We didn't have much of a plan and we certainly didn't have the right equipment at first so yes, things are a bit rough. But like it says in the beginning, it just gets better.
But have a listen and enjoy! And remember, if you cant be kind, be quiet!
Stay fresh, Cheesebags!!

22/07/2020

https://just-the-cheese-please.simplecast.com/episodes/ep02-the-money-pit
https://just-the-cheese-please.simplecast.com/episodes/ep03-masters-of-the-universe
Episodes are dropping!!
Ep.2 The Money Pit
Ep.3 Masters of the Universe
Listen now!!

What do you cook on your first night in a new house? Are Russians just naturally hillarious? Are men in pink sweaters and scruffy beards problematic? Find out in this week's pick!