09/08/2023
Specially for my people ❤📌😂
Oh Lord, the rib you took out from US are telling us we are not their type 😩
1..the benefits of marrying short girl is dat u can put your phone on top of cupboard without password 😂😂😂
2..u dey inside bus🚍
And the driver begin dey scratch Em hand for head dey spead up dey say.. "This world don tire me"!!
🙆♂️u get time dey reply am with.. " As in eehn😏😂😂
3..after eating your BREAD alone in the bus 😏
U are turning to ask.. "What's the time??
😡it is 48:76pm..nonsense🥺🥺
4.. Men beware!!
Never date a lady with a screen cracked phone..
😏if she can break her own phone and feel normal, what about your heart?? 🙆♂️🙆♂️😂😂
5..on my wedding day, if u cannot explain how water enter inside coconut🥥..
No food for you 😂😂
6.. Boldness is when you enter a football viewing centre, switch off the tv and shout.. "I want to preach the word of God😂😂
7..AMERICAN: "OH, he's gone!! 🥺
AFRICAN: "when I saw him licking oranges and groundnuts yesterday.. I didn't know he was saying goodbye🙁🙁 😂😂
8.. U will stand one place and drink 2 sachets water, or when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from the market to my house.. Why?? 🙆♂️😂😂
9..thats how some pastors will quote a verse in the Bible.. Baaam, u will search the whole Bible but couldn't find it 🙆♂️😂😂
10..Everything is not Village people, how will u go for job interview and be fighting over sockets to charge your phone?? 🙆♂️😂😂
11..we can't find our secondary school friends on Facebook again, because .."Joseph blessing" Is now.. "La candy La crush" 😂😂
12..the pain of having grandmother that' doesn't do witch craft..😩😩people will take your post for granted.. Knowing fully well that you don't have back up😏
Are you liking the post 🙄or I should call my grandmother?? 😡😂😂
13. Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.