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11/02/2025

jokes 🤣🤣 Time

1. Do you have a stúbbørn sister or daughter who always go clúbbíng and don't líke slēeping at home? If yes,
Then contact us
We imprègnäte such girls to avoïd them going out... Just call our admin number 🤣🤣🤣 no disappøintment 🤣🤣🚶

2. If you don't want to visit him tell him staright forward.. which one is I don't know if I can come again oooo,,, my father is ângry with my mother 😏🤣😜

3. Those of you that use to bräg about easily how you bloçk people on social media,,,, how many house have you built with the bloçk 🙄😏😎

4. Pls is it a crïme to stop a commercial taxi,,,,, greet all the passengers and work away🙄🤣😜

5. Stop slēeping in a public transports... A lady who was sleeping next to me just shøuted *use cøndom* now all the passengers are looking at me 😏😥😅

6. 😎 I stópped reciting Nigeria pledge since a cup of rice become #700.
Serve Nigeria with which strëngth 🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😜

7. In Lagos no one is more focus than a lady who is selecting okirika cloths in the market🤙🤘😜🤣

8. When they wan give us drúgs
American mum: open your mouth
Nigerian mum: Do Aaaah
abi I lïe??🤣🤣

9. You will ask some ladies what are your hobbiēs?? She will be líke travelling and shopping!
Don't you have any other hōbby that doesn't cøst môney??🙄 Líke twerking, slēeping and çryíng 😏😅🤣

10. Dear môney, pls come and sedüçe me, if I refúsë r@pe me merçílessly 😜🤘🙏
😂 😂

11. What shall you gain from this after reading this post without giving a líke and

03/12/2024

"Wizkid, Davido and other Nigerian artist aren't my colleagues, I don't see them anywhere close to my level cuz I'm way too big." Burna Boy

"In this industry, I see everybody as an artist and not my colleagues cuz I don't see them have any impact in my career. We're not good together cuz we aren't even on the same level. Though I have connections like Phyno, he's my best industry friend. That's different but if we can't work together you're not my colleague cuz I'm way too big."

--Burna Boy

People come and go but the friendship between Burna Boy and his pál Phyno is unshakable.

25/05/2024

Which one will you choose

25/05/2024

Ronaldo's whole career hasn't been genuine like those of Pele, Maradona, Ronaldo the phenomenon, Ronaldinho, Zidan, Messi, and all other football greats.

Ronaldo's career changed its purpose the moment Messi beat him in the 2009 UCL final. It became a career driven by the desire and obsession to be better than Messi. Here are some of the many proofs of Ronaldo's obsession to be better than Messi.

1: Ronaldo has reacted with laughing emojis on posts that troll Messi in social media 3 times. Messi has never done that to Ronaldo. Doesn't even bother.
2: Ronaldo has emphatically claimed himself to be better than Messi multiple times live on TV.
3: In 2019, Ronaldo said: " If Messi wins the balon Dor, I'll retire from football."
4: Ronaldo told Piers Morgan he wanted to have more balon Dor than Messi with the famous "I will love it"
5: Of all the leagues in Europe, he chose League 1, where Messi played at claiming that the Saudi league is better than League 1.
6: When fans give him the Messi chants, he is always angry. You will never see that from Messi.
7: He claimed the Saudi league is better than MLS.
8: Even though he is 39 years old and has not won any major trophies in the past 4 years, he is still motivated to keep playing. He doesn't want Messi to catch up to his records of total goals in football.
9: When Ronaldo went to Juventus, he challenged Messi to come to accept the challenge and come to Juventus aswel.
10: "We shared the stage for 15 years."

I could go on and give more and more proofs of Ronaldo's obsessions of Messi.

BY NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL REALIZE THAT ALL ALONG, MESSI HAS BEEN RONALDO'S BIGGEST IDOL.

12/05/2024

What's wrong with this face

10/05/2024

When you see them crossing the road, do the following -
1 Don't hit or hurt them.
2 Just reduce your speed.
3 Remember they are going somewhere just like you.
4 Remember they are looking for food to take back home to their families just like you.
5 Remember they feel pain when hurt just like you.
Conclusion
Let's respect them.

08/05/2024

When PSG lost their league match at the beginning of the season Messi would tag me and laugh and PSG, even when PSG lost 4-1 to Newcastle Messi fans make so much noise and where laughing at me saying that I said PSG would do better without Messi. I came out that day and I told them that PSG would qualify and if any of them would dare bet me 100k, PSG will pass round off 16. Now PSG is in semi finals and they are acting like Saints. See them pretending like they didn't know the amount of noise they were making at the start of the season

Messi couldn't pass round off 16 twice, with Neymar and Mbappe.

Mbappe went to semi finals with dembele and unknown gun men

14/04/2024

South Africa boys are more beautiful than Nigeria girls 🤩 see this one🤣 where is she running to 🤩
What a sexy baby?
South Africa why now.

14/04/2024

14/04/2024

🚨🚨🚨Urgent 🚨🚨🚨

Joao Ronaldinho, “son of the legend Ronaldinho,” will be called up for the Las Palmas match after the international break ✅✅

The son of the legend Ronaldinho is now playing in La Masia and in the same position as his father, a fast and skilled winger ❤️

Despite the offers made to the legend Ronaldinho regarding his son, he rejected any offer and preferred to enroll him in the La Masia Academy because he realizes that it is the best academy for developing youth ✨👑

Ronaldinho's son Joao currently has a high dribbles rate with Barcelona Youth, as the fixed rate is two dribbles per match 🤯🤯

Barcelona scouts expect Joao Ronaldinho to have a great future in Barcelona because he has a special touch in his foot, and what distinguishes him most is his shots. Some even liken his shots to Valverde’s shots ⚠️⚠️

Xavi decided to call him up for the Las Palmas match because the international players will be very tired after returning from the break and they have the Paris match✅

The player has special abilities that qualify him to play for Barcelona, ​​and he has demonstrated this on more than one occasion with Barcelona Youth 💙❤️

For those who would like to watch the skills, dribbles and passes of the son of the legend Ronaldinho, Joao Ronaldinho, with Barcelona Youth, in the first comment 💞💞

14/04/2024

A man married his 1st wife traditionally, his 2nd wife Tru white wedding, and 3rd wife Tru court, pls who is the Real/ LEGAL WIFE
Happy Sunday my people

14/04/2024

Do you know? 🤔

Samson was so strong that while soldiers were waiting to shoot at unarmed protesters, he would have uprooted the whole Lekki toll gate on his shoulders and jogged with it to Okrika.

Strong man. The soldiers would come and start arguing among themselves if they missed their way.

So strong that while others went hunting for rabbits and antelopes with guns, he'd casually stroll into a forest in Mbaise and walk out with a lion on his shoulders.

The people were happy. Finally, a man had come to deliver them from this wicked government.

Then Oga Samson met Aunty Delilah the Instagram Slay queen from Kalabari with 2 million followers.

The government in power-who had been looking for a way to capture Samson after he single handedly overpowered and flogged fifty armed soldiers and seized their uniforms-had struck a deal with Delilah.

'We can see that Samson is so into you, we don't know his weak points, he's always loving and commenting on your pictures. Get him for us.'

After spending the weekend at his place, Delilah invited him over for movie night at hers. 'Let's Netflix and chill' she said. 🤗

Samson tied his dreads neatly and wore his favorite shoe from Nobs HuB to her place. Ten minutes later, his head had found a place of rest on her laps. 😋

'So Samsonny darling, why are you this strong, I watch your gym videos on tiktok and it's just wow. What's the secret?.'

Samson laughed and said it's hard work. 😏

'So what can one do to overpower you like this. This your power no be here oh. Odogwu!' 🙄

Samson blushed and lied.

'If you feed me with quality doughnuts and snacks, and wash it down with Hollandia, I will be a goner.' Hollandia wey be 2k now? Abeg Hollamdia, replied Delilah as they both laughed hard.

Delilah rushed to tell the government. They gave her enough money to prepare the meal and bring him down, but as a Slay queen, she couldn't cook. Pure Vine Confectionery vendor came to her rescue.

Samson ate, cleaned mouth and as the soldiers came to arrest him, he gave them the beating of their lives and their minds touch ground.

The next weekend, he told her his weak point was being treated to a full bowl of Ibigo's fisherman soup and fufu that has never been tasted by any customer.

He ate well and this time, the soldiers were stripped naked and sent back crying.

Over and over again, he kept lying and using style to enjoy himself maximally. 😁

On her birthday, as he laid on her thigh, she gave him a kiss on his ear lobes and Oga Samson lost control. 🤦🏾‍♂

'Samson, so this time, are you going to tell me the truth?' She gave him another kiss on his ear lobe.

Mumu button was activated and he began to spill.

'Didi love, you see this my dada, the day clipper touch am, I don be ordinary man.' She could see the sincerity in his eyes and as he fell asleep, she gave him a perfect gorimakpa shave.

Then she flashed the people waiting outside.

'Are you sure this time it's real, we are allergic to beating o.' 😏

She assured them it was real.

The full battalion broke into the room and woke Samson up. Oga woke up and wanted to start dealing with soldiers as usual but one heavy slap sent him to the ground.

They beat him like a thief in Mile 1 (Diobu) and disfigured his face.

Delilah smiled as the credit alert hit her phone. She would wait patiently for the next 'strong man' to neutralize. She always delivered.

One man down! 🤦🏾‍♂

Inspired by: Judges 16:1-20 ❤
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03/04/2024

🚨📅 Man City facing a busy April as Pep Guardiola continues to push for another treble 🏆🏆🏆

23/03/2024

Argentina Legend ' Hugo Gatti' 🎙️: TCS✍
"Lionel Messi is not the best player in the world yet.
To claim that status Messi needs to leave Camp Nou and prove himself in a different team.
Cristiano Ronaldo is better player than Messi because he is always up to a new challenge."

"Messi plays when they let him play. It's very easy to play with everything in your favour at home."

"He has to have balls to go to Real Madrid and prove everything there like Cristiano Ronaldo did. Otherwise he will be just one more player." Argentine Legend added.

" Messi is Last on my list of the Greatest Player of All Time ".

©️ Troll With Common Sense
Hugo Gatti knows that Messi is the Most Overrated Footballer.

⭐ Media will never show you his Statement because he is not Cristiano Ronaldo. Media give publicity to those who hates Cristiano Ronaldo..