All Fart No Poop

07/05/2021

NEW EPISODE! 👏🏻

This week Nick was “too busy” to record our usual show, so the mantle hath fallen UPON I, STEWART WILSON to deliver the goods. And BOY did I try just that. Join me for just under an hour of questionable comedy and discussion!

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04/05/2021

Well we did it folks, we found the objective worst way to introduce an award ever 👀 (from this week’s Oscar cringe special)

26/04/2021

Yooooo 😱🤯 absolutely unreal to be recognised by the ACADEMY last night, big love 🙏🏻 started from the bottom, look where we are now mum 😤 only hustle pays off 💪🏻💪🏻😜 lets goooo

16/04/2021

NEW EPISODE TIME! 👏🏻

Today we’re rolling through the best (and worst) things we’ve been watching through Lockdown! Come join the party! Please!

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08/04/2021

Tomorrow... everything changes.

01/04/2021

Hey royals - sort your names out huh? F**k outta here with that s**t.

Catch up on our royal rinse wherever you get your podcasts! 👑

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25/03/2021

The rumours are true, there is no new episode of the show tomorrow 😔 and also Prince Phillip defeated Godzilla 😔

16/03/2021

Some absolute rogue decisions in this week’s ranking of every single Tom Cruise run in film - like Nick putting The Last Samurai THAT high up his list. Do you agree?

Catch up on our rankings wherever you get your podcasts!

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12/03/2021

Well... someone had to do it. This week we took on the frankly heroic task of ranking every single time Tom Cruise ran in a film. And boy, that man runs. 🏃‍♂️

Listen now, wherever you get your podcasts 🎙
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25/02/2021

This week on the podcast we had a very special guest in the form of legendary documentary filmmaker, Werner Herzog, who had some exciting news on his latest project, airing on BBC Two next month. Well, we’re now thrilled to be able to exclusively share the first look at his next, sure-to-be classic documentary series with our listeners! Catch ‘How Warwick Davis is a Mad Mad Lunatic with a Gun and He Was on a Hill in LA and Shot Werner Herzog’ only on BBC Two next month 🙌🏻

23/02/2021

Apparently the only way to truly start any episode is with an 80s banger. Or something. Look, we don’t make the rules.

Catch latest episode, wherever you get your podcasts 🎙
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19/02/2021

It’s time to put this to rest, once and for all. Did Phil Collins have the right to go that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack?

Streaming now, wherever you get your podcasts 🎙
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12/02/2021

Season two is here. It’s basically like the first one, except this time we called it season two.

Stream that s**t now wherever you get your podcasts! (Here’s a helping hand, though)
APPLE: apple.co/3demjPA
SPOTIFY: spoti.fi/3tL8xKe
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22/01/2021

If you like mustard sweaters and updated facial hair then BOY do we have a treat for you. Season Two kicks off Friday 12th Feb and to help you remember we put these words on a picture 🥰

19/01/2021

23/12/2020

Our Christmas special is NOW STREAMING on Apple, Spotify & wherever you get your podcasts!🎄Featuring a healthy dose of Santa scepticism, alternative Christmas movie choices AND a full analysis of Kevin McCallister’s various murder attempts! 🎅🏼

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22/12/2020

Set your alarms tomorrow for the single biggest event of this week. Nothing else in the calendars.

27/11/2020

We talked about things ending, to see in the ending of this thing! Our groundbreaking season 1 finale is NOW STREAMING wherever you get your podcasts! Critics are calling it “too long”!!

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24/11/2020

Catch up on the latest current affairs news in this week’s episode - including topical film discussion like this!

Episode 26 is now streaming wherever you get your podcasts!
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17/11/2020

Hands up who else has to sing Ave Maria every time they enter a new room? 🙈😂😂🥰😔

Episode 25 is now streaming wherever you get your podcasts!
APPLE: apple.co/3lysWxG
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BUZZSPROUT: bit.ly/362Tz97

13/11/2020

We are back baby! And this week things get dreamy as we dive into the world of... dreams... it’s a dream episode.

Episode 25 is now streaming wherever you get your podcasts!
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03/11/2020

Today may be a stressful one for many reasons. Not least because an orange racist chimp might get another term as president. So here’s your PSA to remember to crack open a tinnie if things feel tough, and enjoy some you time this fine Tuesday 🥰

(Also catch up on this week’s spooky edition of the podcast but mainly the first thing)
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30/10/2020

✔️ Naked haunted house escapes
✔️ Zombie Apocalypse betrayals
✔️ Actual ghost interviews

Our Halloween special really does have it all. Now screaming wherever you get your podcasts 👻

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27/10/2020

THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS IF YOU SEE HIM IN THE STREET DO NOT APPROACH JUST RUN.

Catch up wherever you get your podcasts!🥰💩
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26/10/2020

We hit another milestone! Big thanks to everyone who has listened to the show - what’s weird is that even though we’ve only hit 1500 downloads we’re actually number 1 on the spotify charts?! This is crazy 😂😂 so humbled 🥰 please don’t chec

23/10/2020

Hope you’re feeling hungry... hungry for good times!!1!11!! 🍔 We’re talking all things silly food on today’s brand SPANKING new episode!

Streaming wherever you get your podcasts!💩
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20/10/2020

Theres only one beverage for podcasting. Lets all raise a tinnie this Tuesday 🙌🏻

16/10/2020

Sound the gosh darn ALARMS baby - we are BACK 🚨 Join us as we dive into the toughest questions the internet has to offer 👀

Streaming wherever you get your podcasts!💩
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08/10/2020

One presidential debate. 2 hosts that didn’t watch it. One hour of nail biting political commentary.

Catch up on our debate night special wherever you get your podcasts 🇺🇸💩

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06/10/2020

So like, are we just not gonna talk about that Davey Attenborough pic or what? We the only ones who saw that?

More absolutely earth shattering headlines on this week’s episode 💩
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