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Finally, after years of threatening to do so, last month I visited the home of ,  in Hood River, Oregon. I did all the t...
25/08/2023

Finally, after years of threatening to do so, last month I visited the home of , in Hood River, Oregon. I did all the things one does when one visits a place like this. I sipped my way through dozens of spirits. I tasted newmake of my favorite whiskey in the world as it dripped fresh from the still. I walked the rickhouse. I raided the merchandise. I don't need to go into much more detail for you to imagine what the skeleton of the day was like.

But how do I explain what it was like meeting up with and in person for the first time? Am I able to put that into words? Do I even want to share that with you?

I'll bet there's a Japanese word to properly describe what it's like to bring your internet friendships to life. Or a German one to properly express what it felt like to intrude on a deeply cathartic time in someone's life and be welcomed to share in it. I'm not sure there is a language that can capture the moment of someone spitting pizza out of their nose when you remind them in front of their wife that you photoshopped a picture of them as a bald shoeless hippy and that it's long past time she sees it. It's possible there's an emoji for that, but I don't know it.

Together, Caitlin & Joe cultivated something deeply special at Clear Creek and their fantastic spirits are the least of it. I am deeply grateful to have experienced a small slice of it before it was too late.

YOU would have hated it.

Listen to your fairy bourbon godmother folks. She is wise beyond even her years.
11/08/2023

Listen to your fairy bourbon godmother folks. She is wise beyond even her years.

"Very good, students... If you were trying to disappoint me."
10/08/2023

"Very good, students... If you were trying to disappoint me."

"Well then I guess this is a catch-22, although I don't know for sure because I refuse to read literature that questions...
09/08/2023

"Well then I guess this is a catch-22, although I don't know for sure because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of premiumization."

$250 store picks by 2030
09/05/2023

$250 store picks by 2030

Weller?! I hardly know her!
08/05/2023

Weller?! I hardly know her!

If you can't keep em satisfied, keep em guessing!
06/05/2023

If you can't keep em satisfied, keep em guessing!

"Yeah. Man, you're insane right now. Russell's the whole package."
05/05/2023

"Yeah. Man, you're insane right now. Russell's the whole package."

"Get in loser, we're going to Ohio!"
19/04/2023

"Get in loser, we're going to Ohio!"

That's why I always take a shot of Cooperstown Distillery Bourbon and puke before I walk into the liquor store.
17/04/2023

That's why I always take a shot of Cooperstown Distillery Bourbon and puke before I walk into the liquor store.

Who is your favorite fearless herooooooo?
15/04/2023

Who is your favorite fearless herooooooo?

Mistakes were made. And continue to be made, constantly.
14/04/2023

Mistakes were made. And continue to be made, constantly.

Are there any celebrities who aren't getting into whiskey at this point?
13/04/2023

Are there any celebrities who aren't getting into whiskey at this point?

If there was room for a fifth panel, the guy would've slipped into a coma.
12/04/2023

If there was room for a fifth panel, the guy would've slipped into a coma.

"hey bud, be nice to Jimmy. His dad works at a national distributor, I gotta get in there."
11/04/2023

"hey bud, be nice to Jimmy. His dad works at a national distributor, I gotta get in there."

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way bourbon bros look at hazmat whiskey 😍😍
10/04/2023

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way bourbon bros look at hazmat whiskey 😍😍

Fortune favors the bonded.
09/04/2023

Fortune favors the bonded.

GLWS, kid.
08/04/2023

GLWS, kid.

Live Mellow, Die Mellow.
07/04/2023

Live Mellow, Die Mellow.

New Barbie trailer just dropped and personally, I'm pretty excited to see this one. I gotta know how she got that haul!!...
06/04/2023

New Barbie trailer just dropped and personally, I'm pretty excited to see this one. I gotta know how she got that haul!!

Plus, I'd obviously see anything featuring the great , whose performance in this one is truly sublime. What a hunk.

Wheaters never prosper.
05/04/2023

Wheaters never prosper.

Tough love.
04/04/2023

Tough love.

Dreams are dangerous. Knock it off.
03/04/2023

Dreams are dangerous. Knock it off.

No one should be forced to endure such horrors.
02/04/2023

No one should be forced to endure such horrors.

These days, every day is April Fool's as a whiskey drinker.
01/04/2023

These days, every day is April Fool's as a whiskey drinker.

What the world needs now, is distilleries, sweet distilleries.
01/04/2023

What the world needs now, is distilleries, sweet distilleries.

Sometimes the best ideas are the simplest ones. Only the Nike marketing team could've hatched this one.
31/03/2023

Sometimes the best ideas are the simplest ones. Only the Nike marketing team could've hatched this one.

I consulted the Elder Gods and they declared that I must post a meme about this every day this week.
29/03/2023

I consulted the Elder Gods and they declared that I must post a meme about this every day this week.

"There is no real going back. Though I may come to Kentucky, it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same."   ...
28/03/2023

"There is no real going back. Though I may come to Kentucky, it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same."

Not since Lucky Strike have we seen a smoothness such as this.
19/01/2023

Not since Lucky Strike have we seen a smoothness such as this.

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