Imagine having to buy a funny 60th card when you don't have a sense of humour.
A silly blog post with some of my fave 60th birthday cards. Link in bio.
Thanks to @objectables @boldandbrightcards @thetypecastgallery @oflifeandlemons @moderntoss @bethgarnett_illustration
#funnygreetingcards #funnybirthdaycards #funny60thbirthdaydcards #60th
#rustypencil #rustypencilcards #rudecards
#bees #hollyhocks #nectar #northlondon #northlondonwildlife
#fairemarketjuly2024 #funnycards #rustypencil #funnygreetingcards #fairemarket
#fairemarketjuly2024 #funnycards #funnybirthdaycards #smallbusinesss
#smallbusinessuk #funnygreetingcards
#coot #londonwildlife #northlondonwildlife #bigfeet
They were out in force last night. Male stag beetles sniffing out a mate.
#stagbeetle #malestagbeetle #stagbeetles #matingseason #beetle #beetles #londonwildlife #northlondon #northlondonwildlife
Today is beige dog day. I see this dog walker often and he has the most well-behaved dogs. He clearly has the knack.
#doglife #dogwalking #dogwalker #beige #beigedogs #wellbehaveddogs
#browndogs #dogbehaviour
Storm in north London
I love electrical storms. It’s like God is moving his furniture and has a problem with this fuse box.
It reminds of a fantastic storm over the Sahara when we flew back from Zambia to the UK in the early 1960s.
My mother and I were passengers on an old prop plane like a Dakota. As night came we reached the Sahara and hit the storm, but the prop plane couldn’t fly above the weather only through it.
I was mesmerised by the lightning and what it exposed below. Dunes like ribbons of silken chocolate and silver. Tiny dark specks that were villages, and the occasional oasis. I was in awe of its vastness and beauty. We bumped our way for hours through the storm and reached Cairo unscathed.
It wasn’t until decades later that my mother said that it was the most terrifying flight of her life and thought that we were all going to die. I vaguely recall the cabin crew scampering around. My mother said that many large gin and tonics were downed, and hundreds of cigarettes smoked. White knuckles were clamped to seats and there was the occasional scream and crying. I can imagine married couples declaring their undying love for each other thinking it was their last moments together.
Kudos to the pilot. There he was at the steering wheel trying to keep the wings level and the passengers from jumping off. He earned his money that night. And there was me thinking it was a jolly fun ride.
It's interesting how a child’s view of the world is always different to an adult’s.
#thunderstorm #electricalstorm #storms #badweather #saharadesert #sahara #fearofflying #oldplane #dakotaplane #propplanes #flyingacrossafrica
Cute coots having a punch-up.
I can't wait. For it to be over.
#christmascards #christmasfun #christmasspirit #funnygreetingcards #rudecards
Is it only me but was Santa f**king weird and scary when you first saw him?
Any hairy freak with a ridiculous beard is bound to scare the living daylights out of any kid. Maybe this is why I can't be bothered with Christmas.
#scary #scarysanta #santa #santaclausiscomingtotown #santaclaus #beard
Credit: Santa photo by Tim Mossholder @unsplash
Looking for an honest Christmas card?
#FunnyChristmasCards #funnycards #christmascards #sarcastichumor #sarcasm #merrychristmas
Poor little stag beetle. He's flown off looking for a mate. He won't live for much longer. All the best, my little chum. My shooting a moving target skills would see me dead in no time in Top Gun: Maverick. That said, these male beetles are tricky fellas to follow. I've logged this fella in the very useful website that is the @ptes_org. Sadly, I've found six dead males in my garden. Magpies and foxes had 'em. I suppose they've got families to feed. Stag beetles need all the help they can get. So if you're clearing logs from your garden, don't. The larvae live up to seven years munching merrily away until it's time to head for the sun. So let sleeping logs lie, leave your lawn unmown and leave those leaves. A messy world is the best world for our little insect chums.
#stagbeetle #topgunmaverick #endangeredspecies #wildlifegarden #londonwildlife #insects #messygarden #nomowmay #naturalgarden #ukwildlife
Kids eh? Mucking about in my garden. At least the mother has them under control.
#foxesoflondon
#londonfox
#northlondon
#spring
#foxes
#parents
#parenting
#cubs
Apparently, there's some annoying event going on soon. #christmascards #ChristmasCards2021
There are some very strange and unpleasant people out there. Recently I watched England female cricketer Tammy Beaumont thwack 97 off 65 balls to beat New Zealand. It was a fab performance. I went onto The Guardian's sports page to read the review of the match and saw this so-called comment left by someone who clearly doesn't like women. I was saddened and flabbergasted by this. To suggest that women's sport is f**king sh*t is to not understand sport, and in fact, women. Now we have Emma Raducanu storming to great heights in fine style. I just wonder what women have to do to be respected and taken seriously by some daft ignorant minority. I'm gobsmacked by this nonsense and still f**cking fuming.
#womensports
#sportswomen
#womenscricket
#cricketstars
#cricket
#womenstennis
#tennisstar
#tennis
#misogyny
I've been growing a friend in the garden. He's nearly 9 foot tall. Those are big shoes.
#sunflower
#sunflowers
#yellowflowers
#summer
#helianthusannus
#tallthings
#sunnyafternoon
It's all go @pglivelondon. The beauty of having a stand the size of a toilet is that it's done and dusted in no time. Bish, bosh, bash, done. Looking forward to tomorrow. Well, the party afterwards at least.
#tradeshow #tradeshows #pglive2021
#funnygreetingcards #funnycards #rudecards #christmascards #birthdaycards #businessdesigncentre
#drinksparty