I Survived the Rapture Podcast

16/04/2022

Episode 28: "Stefananananavich” is now LIVE!!

Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture

24/02/2022

Just a little preview of this week’s “Off the Record”

07/02/2022

Hey guys! Due to some technical difficulties episode will be a bit late! We will get it out as soon as possible! Thank you for your patience, our beloved Global Podcast Community

21/01/2022

Episode 26: "Shut Up LEON" is now LIVE!!

Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!
https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/d6dcf8a2/26-shut-up-leon-

05/01/2022

At level 4 Evangelicals get the cantrip “Sense Evil” it’s like a Spidey Sense for Satan

Never leave home

25/12/2021

Merry Christmas from I Survived the Rapture! We hope you all are having a wonderful holiday with your family and tuning in to your favorite Christmas special, if you don’t have one we’ve gladly provided you with a GC approved one!

https://youtu.be/KaZN4EVVzRY

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10/12/2021

03/12/2021

Episode 25 is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!
https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/73e565f1/25-thanks-linda-

02/12/2021

Wow Jerry, very cool.

Since I mentioned the Rapture in the last post, I want to share with you a man who consistently makes my life better.

His name is Jerry B Jenkins and he's a pro hack. He cowrote the Christian revenge p**n Left Behind novels with Tim LaHaye.

He runs an online writer coaching business for Christian writers and it never cease to bring me some joy.

Today he's offering a steep discount on a notebook and pen set. Only $250.

I'm not kidding.

21/11/2021

If you haven't gotten a chance to check out our new side series check us out anywhere you get your podcasts

Anyone see the new Ghostbusters movie yet?

11/11/2021

Brothers and sisters!! This week, Gavin and Shane are excited bring you the first episode of a brand new companion series to I Survived the Rapture. "Neon Genesis Evangelicals" is a dive into the life and career of some of the most controversial and notable figures in the modern evangelical movement.

Today's pilot episode is on the christian arena rock performer "Carman" and you can listen on your favorite podcast app or at the link below.

The boys are really proud of this project and hope you all enjoy it as much as they did making it.

The boys take a step away from Tim and Jerry in a new companion series to ISTR. Neon Genesis Evangelicals takes a closer look at some of the most notable and controversial figures in the modern evangelical movement. Our pilot episode centers on the TBN tr

09/11/2021

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08/11/2021

Prostrats

05/11/2021

The new "Off the Record" for Book 8 is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/92dfc700/book-8-wrap-up-off-the-record

05/11/2021

Gosh darn it people are posting Left Behind prequel spoilers. Now Nicolae’s childhood is ruined for us!

I love doing crimes

14/10/2021

He spoke in tongues and got rid of rex’s heartworms I tell you what

One by the great Will Mack!!

08/10/2021

Episode 24 is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app, or at the link below!

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/28318e94/24-gonna-be-some-chopping-tonight

08/10/2021

Please stand for the World Anthem

07/10/2021

BE CAREFUL THIS MONTH OUT THERE GUYS

Good.

02/10/2021

New book information dropped 👀
(Discord Submission)

24/09/2021

Episode 23: "Do It For Annie" is now LIVE!!! Listen now on your favorite podcast app or at the link below.

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/24640d0e/23-do-it-for-annie

13/09/2021

We’ve been lots of memes and laughs on this page lately but we want to take a step back and show you that the very real impact the ideologies adjacent to Left Behind’s core message are still raging strong in the zeitgeist of culture all around the world.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-speaks-at-moonies-911-event-praises-unification-church-2021-9%3Famp

The Unification Church, whose followers are often called Moonies, has attracted criticism for its cultlike behavior.

06/09/2021

Show of Hands.

How many people snickered about this verse when you were younger?

Damn girl! Them ti***es remind me of twin baby gazelles!

04/09/2021

I fear Tribulation Force took such a toll on her that she might be dead and lost 😓

03/09/2021

Episode 22: "Ba-da-believe" is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below. Like, comment, and subscribe or my mom won't let me play Wisdom Tree games on Game Boy.

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/8c57a075/22-ba-da-believe

03/09/2021

Verna, please come home.
We all miss you.
I’m sorry Jerry put you in his books.

EW GROSS! Straight kids!

03/09/2021

What other weird Evangelical animation knock offs have y’all seen?

01/09/2021

Taylor Ransom’s videos send me astral projecting straight back to Awana Class

31/08/2021

(Found on a Left Behind Fan Page)

Let's hear it for....NICOLAE CARPATHIA!

Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast.

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no mere man
‘Cause I can do things that nobody can
I can shoot people in all the right places
Make everyone forget all the right faces

My birth was engineered in a genetic way
My mom was a teacher, and my two dads were gay.
They thought they could rule me, I don’t know why.
But when they got inconvenient I decided they must die!

Yeah, Lord Lucifer told me “Don't worry about the Jews
For two thousand years old Jehovah’s been taking a snooze
Jesus is so weak you’ll knock him right out of the park
Folks will worship your image and bear your own numbered mark.”

Because you know I'm all about that beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.

I'm bringing demons back
Go ‘head and tell them angel bi***es that
Yeah, swordsmen killed me, but when I’m on my back
Lucifer raised me
Every inch of me is Satan from the bottom to the top

Yeah, I told Fortunato “Don’t worry about the Bowls,
Young Jesus is so weak he got stuck all full of holes.
Now Viv Ivins will reassure all of my subjects, you see.
We’ve got all their backs in the Global Community.”

Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.

28/08/2021

If this isn’t Buck William’s drip in Glorious Appearing then the entire podcast will be for nothing

YOU LEAVE THEM SWEET BOYS ALONE

28/08/2021

We will now be exclusively referring to “The Rapture” as “The Great Snatch”. We thank you for understanding this change.

27/08/2021

We could have had this…but Jerry B. Playin 😔

I'm interested.

26/08/2021

The Buck Williams combat manual 🙏

24/08/2021

Our seventh "Off the Record" episode covering "The Indwelling" is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture

07/08/2021

Episode 21: "It's Not Religion, It's DiGiorno is now LIVE!! Check us out on your favorite podcast app or at the link below!"

https://pnc.st/s/i-survived-the-rapture/fb23eda4/21-it-s-not-religion-it-s-digiorno

29/07/2021

So like if I was 14 and this was all the music I was allowed to listen to it wouldn't be all bad. Carman has a few legit bops.

-Ecumenical Fanboy

https://youtu.be/QKb5U8LHRZI

Provided to YouTube by Curb RecordsLazarus Come Forth · CarmanComing On Strong℗ Word Entertainment LLC, A Curb Company%Released on: 1987-10-20Artist: CarmanA...

24/07/2021

*checks parent’s room to make sure they're still there*