01/04/2023
Ushawai potea tao mpaka unajiambia kimoyomoyo "uzuri sijatoka nje ya kenya" 😂😂??
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12/03/2023
Unasaidia mtu earphones anarudisha ikiwa na asali 😁😂😂😂💔
11/03/2023
Ukiona mwanamke amekaa Muda mferu bila kujipost jua tu,,, ako mimba ama hajapata nguo mpya 🤗🙈💔 sisi sio wajinga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
04/03/2023
GIRL: I have s!nned; I called my boyfriend a bāstārd.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He k!ssed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor k!ssed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bāstārd.
GIRL: But he touched my breãst
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breãst.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bāstārd.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had s£× with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had s£× with the girl.
GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bāstārd.
GIRL: Then he told me he has HIV
PASTOR: 😤U are a BĀSTĀĀĀĀRD!!!
😂😂🏃
04/03/2023
I was in the class teaching the children English,
Parts of speech,
when I asked a question "What is a Verb?"
Then, one little Joshua raised his hand.
He looks brilliant, happily I asked him to answer.
JOSHUA: A Verb is a valve found in
bicycle tyre.
ME: What are you saying?
JOSHUA: It is a complete sentence
sir.
ME: Are you mad?
JOSHUA: It is a question sir.
ME: Don't be stupid.
JOSHUA: It is an advice sir.
ME: Stop that nonsense.
JOSHUA: It is a command sir.
ME: You're an idiot.
JOSHUA: It is an insult sir.
ME: Get out of my class.
JOSHUA: It is an order sir.
ME: Oh! Goodness, What a
boy!
JOSHUA: It is an exclamation sir.
ME: May God have mercy on
you.
JOSH: It is a prayer sir.
ME: You need to see a
doctor.
JOSH: It is a suggestion sir.
ME: I rest my case.
JOSH: It is your choice sir.
He's currently receiving treatment in my office 😤 😡😡😡
😂😂😂🏃
03/03/2023
WHO IS THE FUNNIEST..?🤣🤣🤣
1). HAUSA man who removed his shoes👞👞 to enter taxi
2). IGBO man who went to the bank 🏬 with spanner to open a bank account 🤣🤣
3). YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept🤣
4). TIV man who watched news and waved at the newscaster
5). EFIK nurse who woke up the sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills 😂😂
6). IGALA man who lowered his TV volume just to read a text message
7). IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo graph.
8). ISOKO man who climbed a mango 🌲 tree to check is the mango was ripe enough and then came down and started stoning it.
9). GWARA man who saw something that look like s**t,touched it, tasted it and said "hmm na s**t ooo thank God I no match am" ,🤣🤣🤣
10). IDOMA man who put his radio inside a refrigerator because he wanted listening to cool fm
11). ADIM woman who applied perfume on her body to take a photo shoot
12). UGEP man who applied salt on his body to prevent himself from having ebola...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🏃
03/03/2023
Brayo👉 hey babe
Charity 👉 hey too darling
Brayo 👉 beb nakumiss nataka ukam Leo
Charity 👉 Sina fare ebu tuma nikuje
Brayo 👉 Niaje kevo
Kevo 👉 poa we mjinga niambie 😄
Brayo👉 Charity amekataa kukam kuniona aty hana fare
Kevo👉 haha iyo tu 😆 Ebu ngoja kiasi
Kevo 👉 hey charity mamboz
Charity 👉 poa sana kevo habari ya brayo wangu
Kevo👉 hehe aty brayo wako 😁c mliachana aty, hadi brayo sai ako na dem mwingine kwa keja, dem amebeba ako na haga alafu mrembo na ni mweupeee wee sema mtoto wa wenyewe kanaswa kweli
Charity 👉 Aty koo ako na dem mwingine kwa keja sai 😳
Kevo 👉 Eeh ww mwenyewe kuja ujionee Tu
Charity 👉 Nakuja Tu si dakika 5 nko apo
Kevo 👉 Sawa ww pita tu hadi kwa nyumba
Kevo 👉 We mjinga umeunda nyumba ama unangoja dem yako apate ikiwa chafu 😂
Brayo 👉 you mean anakuja 😂😂
HII IMEENDA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃
02/03/2023
Imagine running to see a fight
And saw it was ur babe fighting for another man 😂😂
02/03/2023
The day I will enter aeroplane, ✈️ I will open the window and jump into heaven, I want to surprise God .🙄🙄
02/03/2023
✍️🤣FEAR ALCOHOL(Okeke)🤣✍️
One Thursday night my best friend John took me to a club where we had different meals, john forced me to drink a new brand of alcohol I wanted to say No but since bills were on him I accepted😁🤝
When I got home, my kids were watching TV in the parlour, I moved to the bedroom and there my wife was with another man in bed, she was cheating on me🛌 she looked at me in shock😲; 🗣️"Get out of here". The man shouted🗣️ "how did he get in here, I have told you to always lock the doors"🚪🔒
I sat outside crying😭 for a while, i just wonder how long she's been doing this, in our matrimonial bed, I went back to the bar for consolation.🌃🍾
I came back home and the doors were already locked🔒, I kept banging at the door till the man my wife was flirting with came out, I threw a punch at him👊, by the time the punch landed on his face, it had lost momentum but the punch removed one of his week tooth🦷 .
He punched me back harder👊👊>>>>>>>>
I woke up in my room, that's when I realized i live in a self contain 🏘️ apartment and I am not married/ still single, just when everything was becoming clear👀, my roommate came looking really angry
🗣️"Dennis landlord furiously😠 for you, you got drunk last night and kept disturbing him, removed one of his tooth, calling his wife and his children yours, I told you to stop drinking.😒
Now m homless🤧🤧✍️
Okeke
02/03/2023
A female soldier was chatting with me yesterday...
She's now telling me nonsense..
I insulted the hell out of her..
I didn't know her husband is also a soldier becoz i told her to hell with her husband..
So her husband called me yesterday to apologize on behalf of his wife..
That she lacks attitude..
At first I didn't agree to his pleas...
I insulted the hell out of him also..
But after series of apologies..
I later forgive his wife
So he's inviting me to their Baracks today for dinner 🍽🍷🍾..
These are the type of pple we need in kenya..
I'll soon be there😂😂😃😃😄😄
Cutie, I've Just Made You Smilè Because you desérve to be Happy Always, it really Fit your Beâuty Face, But you Wálking Away From me is Quíte Unfâir🥺😔, Please I'm really Begging you, Let's Just be Amazing Friends
02/03/2023
REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DON'T GREET
ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE.....
Some village old women are too much.😌 Just
greet an old woman and she will tell u the
story of ur generations...😅
" good morning maaama"😊 Old woman: "good morning"
Is this not
John the son of Okeke 🤔the man who
r***d two girls before getting married to
Chioma the daughter of palm wine seller
😏who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Caro the village famous
pr******te who aborted sixteen pregnancies
before getting married to Brayo the musoga
from the neighbouring village....... 🤔is it not ur
grandfather mzee "Okeke the First" that died of
Madness!!!!..... eh😳😳.... so u have grown so big now😲.. very wonderful🏃😅🙆..
I've Just Made You Smilè Because you desérve to be Happy Always, it really Fit your Beâuty Face, But you Wálking Away From me is Quíte Unfâir🥺😔, Please I'm really Begging you, Let's Just be Amazing Friends together by sharing 🥰🥰😂 Repost itembee 👏🙏
01/03/2023
Samuel steal principal cap😱 principal vex call PTA meeting😎 Samuel father wear the cap come meeting😹
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