The GAZette

08/08/2023

Hello 👋

10/01/2023

Right, Who’s going 😳

22/12/2022

The best Christmas song EVER is ????

20/12/2022

This year for Christmas I’m hoping to get a……..

19/12/2022

Some classics for the Blackpool fans 👏

14/10/2022

We are 1 year old today.
We actually forgot we existed.
Blame the boss.

04/08/2022

The Gaffers back from his Facebook majesty's, the gayzette still smells, hope everyone is grand

20/06/2022

01/06/2022

You had one job 🙄

20/05/2022

Hi all again, have a great weekend apart from that £3 picture stealing no newsed paper

01/04/2022

Did anyone get you today 🤷‍♂️, here’s some of our favourites

31/03/2022

Good job Will smith used paper on rock as he would have lost with scissors

19/03/2022

Boris Johnson went for a run on the beach, erm, oh, ok, great. On a serious note where have all the “beggars” gone 🤷‍♂️

17/03/2022

A tram went up the street in Blackpool lastnight and everyone is losing their sh . Suppose it’s a big headline for an expensive newspaper with googled pics 🤷‍♂️.
A tram in Blackpool, crazy 🚊

10/03/2022

Slightly tubby Blackpool lad paying tribute to the best snide shades seller in the world.

04/03/2022

Apparently kids were struggling to reach the crossing button so a kind driver helped out.

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21/02/2022

Sorry it’s been a minute, our admin was forced to take a month off 🙄

18/01/2022

Imagine charging £1.10 a day for a newspaper with no news and asking people if they are worried about rising energy costs 🤦🏻‍♂️

14/01/2022

That’s 5 and a half bags of space raiders mate

12/01/2022

Boris Johnson said he thought the party was a “work event” 🤣

Just waiting for our rivals to put a Google street pic up of Downing St asking who our favourite prime minister’s pet was

08/01/2022

Gazette 👍
or
GAZette ❤️
You decide 🤷‍♂️

31/12/2021

So the fireworks have been cancelled due to them finding high winds that aren’t on any other weather apps except their made up one, probably just lost the lighter. Anyway, have a good and safe night tonight 🍻🥂

27/12/2021

Hope everyone had a class Christmas, big shout to Boris for allowing us to kiss random people at midnight December 31st

19/12/2021

Sorry we haven’t posted for a few days, just too much fake news floating about

15/12/2021

Hearing the real reason Bozza didn’t want anyone to know about “that” party is because Rishi teabagged him whilst they played naked twister

10/12/2021

We got a reply from the House of Commons, look out for us at the next polls.

10/12/2021

Us here at the GAZette have decided to enter the running to take the reigns of this country.

We think we’ll do a great job as we listen to the people.

Our vaccines would be any drink of your choice to be taken 4 times a month.

Do we have your vote 🤷‍♂️

10/12/2021

Sorry but Faceblah furloughed us AGAIN but we are back now and working from home 🙄

01/12/2021

Happy Father Christmas month
🎅🏻
What’s the worst present you’ve ever opened apart from an overpriced newspaper

30/11/2021

Sorry we haven’t brought you any groundbreaking news for 3 days but Zuckerberg furloughed us