Or should I say “taking a trip”
The other week Foster came out to tattle, and I said “I’m not interested.” He went back into the playroom yelling “MOM SAID SHE’S NOT INTERESTED!”
Please excuse me while I go down this rabbit hole
#momhumor
Need to work on my mean voice
They know me too well
#parenting
When they just hand you the baby and let you walk out of the hospital with it
#parenting
Anyone with a tried and true early rising child knows there will be no sleeping in
#morningperson #earlyriser #parentlife
I wanna thank me because I DGAF.
#millennials #eldermillennial #genz #skinnyjeans #anklesocks
Who us? We’re great.
#marriagehumor
Ahhhhh the joy.
#momlife #parenthumor
Sport sibling life is probably the best life
#youthsports #baseballmom
Flattered but annoyed
#momlife #momhumor
Work, sports, school, activities, rinse and repeat every week
#familytime
Wow you figured out how tongs open and close, that is really cool!
#parenthumor #parentlife
I’m not the suggestor.
#parenting
From Eric Northman to The Northman
#alexanderskarsgård #ericnorthman #trueblood #thenorthman
Oh, me? Aligned.
#corporatelife #corporatehumor
In car “my legs are too tired” Inside “can we go play baseball”