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Leane in Colour "It's all about sh!ts & giggles, until someone giggles & sh!ts!"
Hair, makeup & anything else I fancy

11/01/2024

Hi folks.
I just wanted to pop on here to express my deep sadness after hearing the news that the beautiful Salma has passed away after a nearly life long battle with her health.
Such a beautiful, bubbly, selfless, caring & generous young woman, she was an inspiration to the world.
Always positive, regardless of how ill she felt, she always carried a smile & she carried it well.
Sleep tight Slay With Salma, taken far too soon but no longer suffering with all the pain & uncertainty that your accident caused you.

My heart goes out to all of your family & friends at this incredibly sad time, I’m thinking of you all.

xx👑xx

07/05/2023

Right folks, executive decision made.

I'm giving up makeup.

I lost my mojo with it a long time ago and since Ant & I moved in with my Father-in-law last July I've not been able to go live due to space. That just put the final nail in it I suppose.

I did think about keeping this page and just posting regular stuff on it but I don't do anything apart from work, watch telly & play the Xbox.
I lead an incredibly monotonous life and no one wants to see that.
So I'll delete this page in a few days, I'll give you guys enough time to see this.

A huge thanks to every one of my followers. The old & the new....I appreciate you all and thank you for your support over the last nearly 3 years.

Please continue to look after yourselves & each other.

Love you long time.
Leane
😘

Well that's that then!
21/03/2023

Well that's that then!

I'm just going to sit here and eat this entire 600g strawberry trifle by myself!Why?Because I want to!
21/03/2023

I'm just going to sit here and eat this entire 600g strawberry trifle by myself!
Why?
Because I want to!

21/03/2023

Good lord, I've reached 800 followers!
Thank you all, old & new, it means so much.

I've not been as active as I used to be since Ant & I moved in with my Father-in-law back in July, purely because I don't have the space to do my make-up lives. I also don't do anything interesting enough to stream or update you on!
I lost my Dad at the beginning of February following a long term illness, so I've been spending a lot of time with my Mum along with getting my head straight.

Thanks again, to each & every one of you, for sticking with me and not disappearing due to my radio silence.
When I do something that I think you may find mildly interesting I'll update you all!

In the mean time take care of yourselves, take care of each other and I'll see you soon.
✌️

01/01/2023

First new year's eve back in West Sussex with The Man!

Not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips because I can't be arsed and I sat here doing what I do every other night, watch telly!

Hope you've all enjoyed your evening and that you get what you need in the year to come.

Peace out bi***es! 😜

25/12/2022

Happy Christmas peeps!

I hope you're having the best day that you can with whoever you choose to spend it with, even if you choose to be alone.

I'm spending today with Ant, our pets and my father-in-law.
Mentally it's a struggle, but we're making the best of it and tomorrow we'll be with my parents so that's something to look forward to.

My love to all of you.
😘😘

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American followers!Have an awesome day!🦃
24/11/2022

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American followers!
Have an awesome day!
🦃

Happy Halloween folks!Sorry for being so quiet but if you know what's been going on, you'll understand.Here's this year'...
31/10/2022

Happy Halloween folks!

Sorry for being so quiet but if you know what's been going on, you'll understand.

Here's this year's effort, what d'ya think?

Surprisingly, I'm really not feeling it this year, not sure why. But I had to do something, right!

Anyway, have a great day and stay safe if you go out tonight.
😘😘

The t-shirt Ant bought me for my birthday!Accurate or what! 🤣🤣
18/09/2022

The t-shirt Ant bought me for my birthday!
Accurate or what! 🤣🤣

15/09/2022

MINI BRANDS OPENING!

31/08/2022

What the actual f**k!
Nearly 41 years on this planet and I have just experienced my first light-less fridge!
Please also bare in mind that I have been opening this fridge every night for the last 4 weeks and only noticed today!
Who the f**k has a fridge with no light in it!
I mean, the bulb may have gone, it was dark so I couldn't see!
But jesus - mind blown!
🤯🤯

25/08/2022

Good luck to all of you collecting GCSE results today. I hope you get the grades that you worked for.

24/08/2022

So Anthony enjoyed the Jalapeño crisps and has taken ownership of those Oreo jobbies!
I'm now trying to decide what to have for breakfast:
- Poptarts
- Fruit Pie
or
- Apple & Cinnamon Cheerios
🤔🤔

24/08/2022

Apologies for the poor quality half way through, no idea what that was about!

SNAAACKS!
Let's do an unboxing and mini catch up!
Products from:
https://ifoodsuk.com/

22/07/2022

Come on then, let's pack my makeup!

21/07/2022

Cutting up cans & Chat!

Did a thing!Used some of my leaving money from work on something I've wanted for about 12 years!Happy Dash!
20/07/2022

Did a thing!
Used some of my leaving money from work on something I've wanted for about 12 years!
Happy Dash!

12/07/2022

PHOENIIIIX.......YOU'RE AN AR****LE!!!
10 to f**king 1 in the bastard morning and she decides she's going to jump out of the bedroom window and on to the kitchen roof.
I've hurtled outside (apologies to anyone that saw) and spent ages trying to figure out a way to get her down without her breaking her stupid bastard neck, whilst swearing at her for being an ignorant t**t and jumping out of the window.
I eventually convince her that jumping on the ferrets sheet canopy is not the best idea, so she jumps on their hutch instead, unclipping one of the pegs that's holding the sheet to the gutter which comes flying in my direction and then hurtles off.
I find her a few feet away having a rest after her near death experience but she bolts off down the garden and over next doors fence before I could grab her.

Well f**k you cat, I'm not waiting up for you, I've got work in the morning!

Oh and thanks for the steaming pile of stinking turds that you left in the litter tray just before your Mission Impossible audition! Wa**er!

01/07/2022

Hoorah!
The Barnet survived, just had to redo a couple of curls that had gone fluffy!

Clipped up!Let's hope it survives the next 4 and a half hours!
01/07/2022

Clipped up!
Let's hope it survives the next 4 and a half hours!

Leading on from my earlier post, I've just spent an hour sitting on my bedroom floor doing this!I only have the PawPaw s...
30/06/2022

Leading on from my earlier post, I've just spent an hour sitting on my bedroom floor doing this!
I only have the PawPaw stuff, so I sprayed that in my hair first.
I haven't touched it since I finished because I'm hoping it will keep some sort of definition during the night!

Looks pretty when it's curled!

Hiiiiii! Hope everyone is ok!I'm after some styling advice for curls.What products do you recommend for keeping curls ti...
30/06/2022

Hiiiiii! Hope everyone is ok!
I'm after some styling advice for curls.
What products do you recommend for keeping curls tidy when you're using a wand? I seem to get a lot of stray hairs and it annoys me, you know how fussy I am! Any help is appreciated.
Added a picture of what I'm talking about. This has been hairsprayed after, not during..

19/06/2022

Seeing people use too much serum and applying things like foundation from the original containers pi**es me off too!
All it achieves is:
* They're wasting product
* They look ignorant
* Thick foundation isn't a good look!

Are you sick of razor burn and bumps?You need to try these razors!I first found them in Boots, but they've stopped stock...
14/06/2022

Are you sick of razor burn and bumps?
You need to try these razors!
I first found them in Boots, but they've stopped stocking them so I'm using the direct website instead.
Yes, they are a little bit more expensive but mate - they're worth it!
The handle is a beautiful rose gold that's weighted and not flimsy plastic. You can choose the grip colour too.
I don't know what they do to the heads, but they don't cut they skin and you get a smooth shave every time.
You all know I'm a tight f**ker, so if this was s**t I wouldn't buy again - I certainly wouldn't recommend it!
Use my link to get your first shaving kit for a QUID - normally £19.

http://ffs.refr.cc/leaneharding

Goodbye disposables, hello reusable handle! Get your 1st eco-friendly shaving box for JUST £1 (RRP £4.95) with my referral link! Enjoy a super close shave with NO commitment.

13/06/2022

I was talking about this the other night on MakeUp With Danni's live.
So many people think that branded medicines are the best - wrong!
Feminax is a prime example. Roughly £4.50 for a box of those or £1.79 for a box of Ibuprofen Lysine 342mg, which is the main active ingredient in Feminax.
Stop being a brand snob and read the ingredients!

Da-f**k you gonna put in that! 🤦🏻‍♀️Not very functional peeps!
05/06/2022

Da-f**k you gonna put in that! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Not very functional peeps!

01/06/2022

Congratulations on your victory Johnny, that twisted little drama queen can now crawl back in to her deep, dark hole and tell her lies to the shadows!

Filters!- 1st picture is completely unedited(I do have eyeliner & mascara on).- 2nd picture has god knows what on it. Sm...
29/05/2022

Filters!
- 1st picture is completely unedited(I do have eyeliner & mascara on).
- 2nd picture has god knows what on it. Smoothing, reshaping & moving of EVERYTHING including eyebrows. Fake eyelashes & lipstick added.
- 3rd picture only has a heavy smoothing filter. I've not got any funky apps so it's just a standard edit.

These were created purely to show the extreme differences that filters can cause and how they can be totally deceptive in one way or another.
- Filters put on final makeup looks p**s me off because I really don't see the point.
* They alter the colours of eyeshadow/eyeliner/lipstick and if you've got foundation on, why do you need a filter anyway.
* Good makeup doesn't need a filter.
- Slimming filters p**s me off-why do you need to do that?
* Everyone that knows you personally, knows how wide your face is, why do you need to alter it online?
* Is it to impress/catfish strangers?
* If you're that unhappy with your face that you need to completely alter it in a picture, don't take a picture.
** Covering a spot in a nice picture is the exception to this rule.

25/05/2022

Sending all my love and thoughts to the families of the 21 people killed in yesterday's shooting in Texas.
Stay strong.

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