21/07/2023
Me: Madam yam how much
Madam: Take the two ten thousand
Me: Ah! Madam that's too much nah
Madam: How much you wan pay
Me: Give me the two for 3000
Madam: Bring money
Me: This is just too small for 3000, I can only pay 2000
Madam: Bring money
Me: I don't think I can spend a whole 2000 for these ügly yams, I can only pay 1000
Madam: Bring money
I paid 1000 and happily carried the two fat tubers of yam, thinking I was the gainer.
So I got home and decided to prepare the pounded yam with one of them.
I carried the one that looked like female to the kitchen and raised my kn!fe to peel it when something l@nded on my cheek and I immediately began to see stars of different colors.
"What's going on? I'm the only one in this house, so who sl@pped me? "I wondered confusedly and raised the knife to peel the yam again when another hotter sl@p arrived followed by a thunderous voice,
"How d@re you l@y your hand on my wife, do you know what she means to me? "
It was then it dawned on me that I had entered one chance.
I quickly returned the tubers of yam to the bag I used to bring them and quickly rushed out, waving down a bike man.
"Roundabout! Roundabout! Go as fast as you can!" I shouted to the bike man and jumped on.
Getting to the place where I met the woman that sold them to me, I couldn't find her again.
I quickly kept the bag where the woman stayed and told the bike man to ride as fast as he could.
When I got home, I quickly bolted the door and exhaled in relief.
I then decided to get some rest before thinking of what next to cook, but getting to the room, I found the two yams on my bed, one on top another.
I tried to f@int but couldn't, I tried to run but the door refused to open. At that point, I realized there was no hope again.
I quickly knelt and Started pleading.
Me: Please sp@re my l!fe
Female yam: Hahahaha! Lover of ch£ap things
Male Yam: You've just gotten new roommates, the floor becomes your bed while the bed becomes ours for 5 months when you'
