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Meat & Hair Write more creatively in just 1 minute a day. 💪 For writers, storytellers, marketers & content creators who want to turn their audience into addicts.

Every weekday morning we publish the most creative copy from around the web and send it to your inbox so you can WRITE L...
30/11/2022

Every weekday morning we publish the most creative copy from around the web and send it to your inbox so you can WRITE LIKE A GOD. ​​​​​​​​
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We also send teeny tiny little digital oreos. You can't see them, but they're there.​​​​​​​​
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Get everything at www.meatandhair.com

Well, if I wasn't wet for Tempranillo before (I was), this is why writers are about to start getting paid more than doct...
30/11/2022

Well, if I wasn't wet for Tempranillo before (I was), this is why writers are about to start getting paid more than doctors...as a rule.​​​​​​​​
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Make no mistake, the label on that bottle doesn't move me—or anybody. I'd mistake you for 1,000 other wines and forget about you tomorrow. But give me this product description, and now I have a reason to want you. To like you. To be fascinated by you.​​​​​​​​
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And, that's the game.​​​​​​​​
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Great job 🌟

If you aren't following , are you actually alive???
30/11/2022

If you aren't following , are you actually alive???

24/03/2022

You're only as good as the words you choose. So when you send out generic, cold, cliché, indifferent bu****it, we see YOU that way, too. And if you think that being original isn’t a pre-requisite for the sale, I can promise you this:

People don’t buy from people who insult them.

If you haven’t read BUY YOURSELF THE F*CKING LILIES from yet, it’s a must! Creatively written, fun-to-read, and full of...
28/10/2021

If you haven’t read BUY YOURSELF THE F*CKING LILIES from yet, it’s a must! Creatively written, fun-to-read, and full of great advice for anyone who feels like life is a constant, industrial-sized sh*t-blower of chaos. 💨🧟‍♀️

Honestly, everything from is an EXPERIENCE. And that's what creative writing is all about: taking an ordinary product a...
25/10/2021

Honestly, everything from is an EXPERIENCE. And that's what creative writing is all about: taking an ordinary product and turning it into something extraordinary. ✨(Ahem, you know you can charge way more for that, too, right?)

I've been using J. Peterman product descriptions to teach creative writing since the year 2011 (really!) for one reason,...
20/10/2021

I've been using J. Peterman product descriptions to teach creative writing since the year 2011 (really!) for one reason, and one reason only: they became a multi-million dollar company without ever photographing a single product. ALL they used were illustrations paired with romantic, whimsical, creative product descriptions, like this one—and if that isn't testament to the written word, I don't know what is. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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(What's that, your deaf uncle said? Creative writing is a starving artist's game? Hahahahahahahahahahaha, okay, Bob. See you at Christmas when we invite you to our NYC penthouse. 😏)

Fun fact: Wordplay puts yo' buyers in an agreeable mood—and creates a positive attitude toward your message. ✨(Unless yo...
19/10/2021

Fun fact: Wordplay puts yo' buyers in an agreeable mood—and creates a positive attitude toward your message. ✨(Unless you're a Grumblestiltskin, of course, in which case you should definitely go back to reading vacuum cleaner instruction manuals and sucking the brains out of little kittens.)

is definitely royalty when it comes to brand personality. Even their bio is funny: "We make healthy drinks. Please buy ...
06/10/2021

is definitely royalty when it comes to brand personality. Even their bio is funny: "We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don’t get fired." 🔥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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If your content sounds like Mr. Rogers ate a soccer mom, subscribe to our free newsletter at www.meatandhair.com and you...
01/10/2021

If your content sounds like Mr. Rogers ate a soccer mom, subscribe to our free newsletter at www.meatandhair.com and you will be blessed by raunchy, drunk angels. (The best kind.)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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It'll help you be more witty, stylish, and original with anything you write—and it's f-f-f-f-f-r-e-e-e-e-e. 🥁*bangs on drum*

Facts! Not alternative. From a article titled "This is Your Brain on Writing." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I only wish a sweet bo...
30/09/2021

Facts! Not alternative. From a article titled "This is Your Brain on Writing." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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I only wish a sweet bod came with the deal, too. 😉 Instead, my "writer b***s" are growing by the minute. (Then again, maybe it's all the cheese. 🤷‍♀️)

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09/09/2021

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08/09/2021

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And that's how you writing an opening! Props to and her book, SEVEN DAYS IN JUNE, which is about two writers ✍️ and the...
18/08/2021

And that's how you writing an opening! Props to and her book, SEVEN DAYS IN JUNE, which is about two writers ✍️ and their second chance at love. ❤️ (I ordered it immediately after reading the first page!)

I once had a friend who couldn't understand why her boss thought her work emails were coming across as aggressive. Turns...
17/08/2021

I once had a friend who couldn't understand why her boss thought her work emails were coming across as aggressive. Turns out? She was trailing almost everything off with a "..." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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What she WANTED to do was come across as casual, cool, easy-breezy. However, the way she was ACTUALLY coming across was "pissy, sarcastic & annoyed." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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For example, if I text you, "Hey, do you mind if we do dinner another night?" and you write back with "Okay..." then in current communication culture, that means that you are displeased. However, if you respond with, "Okay!" that's literally a whole different story—and I'll know that we're cool. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Moral of the story: do not underestimate the power of your punctuation—especially when communicating in corporate settings with Millennials and Gen Z. 🤓 It matters more than you think.

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