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Meat & Hair Write more creatively in just 1 minute a day. 💪 For writers, storytellers, marketers & content creators who want to turn their audience into addicts.

Every weekday morning we publish the most creative copy from around the web and send it to your inbox so you can WRITE L...
30/11/2022

Every weekday morning we publish the most creative copy from around the web and send it to your inbox so you can WRITE LIKE A GOD. ​​​​​​​​
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We also send teeny tiny little digital oreos. You can't see them, but they're there.​​​​​​​​
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Get everything at www.meatandhair.com

Well, if I wasn't wet for Tempranillo before (I was), this is why writers are about to start getting paid more than doct...
30/11/2022

Well, if I wasn't wet for Tempranillo before (I was), this is why writers are about to start getting paid more than doctors...as a rule.​​​​​​​​
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Make no mistake, the label on that bottle doesn't move me—or anybody. I'd mistake you for 1,000 other wines and forget about you tomorrow. But give me this product description, and now I have a reason to want you. To like you. To be fascinated by you.​​​​​​​​
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And, that's the game.​​​​​​​​
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Great job 🌟

If you aren't following , are you actually alive???
30/11/2022

If you aren't following , are you actually alive???

24/03/2022

You're only as good as the words you choose. So when you send out generic, cold, cliché, indifferent bu****it, we see YOU that way, too. And if you think that being original isn’t a pre-requisite for the sale, I can promise you this:

People don’t buy from people who insult them.

If you haven’t read BUY YOURSELF THE F*CKING LILIES from yet, it’s a must! Creatively written, fun-to-read, and full of...
28/10/2021

If you haven’t read BUY YOURSELF THE F*CKING LILIES from yet, it’s a must! Creatively written, fun-to-read, and full of great advice for anyone who feels like life is a constant, industrial-sized sh*t-blower of chaos. 💨🧟‍♀️

Honestly, everything from is an EXPERIENCE. And that's what creative writing is all about: taking an ordinary product a...
25/10/2021

Honestly, everything from is an EXPERIENCE. And that's what creative writing is all about: taking an ordinary product and turning it into something extraordinary. ✨(Ahem, you know you can charge way more for that, too, right?)

I've been using J. Peterman product descriptions to teach creative writing since the year 2011 (really!) for one reason,...
20/10/2021

I've been using J. Peterman product descriptions to teach creative writing since the year 2011 (really!) for one reason, and one reason only: they became a multi-million dollar company without ever photographing a single product. ALL they used were illustrations paired with romantic, whimsical, creative product descriptions, like this one—and if that isn't testament to the written word, I don't know what is. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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(What's that, your deaf uncle said? Creative writing is a starving artist's game? Hahahahahahahahahahaha, okay, Bob. See you at Christmas when we invite you to our NYC penthouse. 😏)

Fun fact: Wordplay puts yo' buyers in an agreeable mood—and creates a positive attitude toward your message. ✨(Unless yo...
19/10/2021

Fun fact: Wordplay puts yo' buyers in an agreeable mood—and creates a positive attitude toward your message. ✨(Unless you're a Grumblestiltskin, of course, in which case you should definitely go back to reading vacuum cleaner instruction manuals and sucking the brains out of little kittens.)

is definitely royalty when it comes to brand personality. Even their bio is funny: "We make healthy drinks. Please buy ...
06/10/2021

is definitely royalty when it comes to brand personality. Even their bio is funny: "We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don’t get fired." 🔥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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If your content sounds like Mr. Rogers ate a soccer mom, subscribe to our free newsletter at www.meatandhair.com and you...
01/10/2021

If your content sounds like Mr. Rogers ate a soccer mom, subscribe to our free newsletter at www.meatandhair.com and you will be blessed by raunchy, drunk angels. (The best kind.)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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It'll help you be more witty, stylish, and original with anything you write—and it's f-f-f-f-f-r-e-e-e-e-e. 🥁*bangs on drum*

Facts! Not alternative. From a article titled "This is Your Brain on Writing." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I only wish a sweet bo...
30/09/2021

Facts! Not alternative. From a article titled "This is Your Brain on Writing." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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I only wish a sweet bod came with the deal, too. 😉 Instead, my "writer b***s" are growing by the minute. (Then again, maybe it's all the cheese. 🤷‍♀️)

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And that's how you writing an opening! Props to and her book, SEVEN DAYS IN JUNE, which is about two writers ✍️ and the...
18/08/2021

And that's how you writing an opening! Props to and her book, SEVEN DAYS IN JUNE, which is about two writers ✍️ and their second chance at love. ❤️ (I ordered it immediately after reading the first page!)

I once had a friend who couldn't understand why her boss thought her work emails were coming across as aggressive. Turns...
17/08/2021

I once had a friend who couldn't understand why her boss thought her work emails were coming across as aggressive. Turns out? She was trailing almost everything off with a "..." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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What she WANTED to do was come across as casual, cool, easy-breezy. However, the way she was ACTUALLY coming across was "pissy, sarcastic & annoyed." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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For example, if I text you, "Hey, do you mind if we do dinner another night?" and you write back with "Okay..." then in current communication culture, that means that you are displeased. However, if you respond with, "Okay!" that's literally a whole different story—and I'll know that we're cool. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Moral of the story: do not underestimate the power of your punctuation—especially when communicating in corporate settings with Millennials and Gen Z. 🤓 It matters more than you think.

Creative writing tip that'll get you fired! ❤️‍🔥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Also, who the hell knew there was now a heart-on-fire...
16/08/2021

Creative writing tip that'll get you fired! ❤️‍🔥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Also, who the hell knew there was now a heart-on-fire emoji?! WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THESE THINGS

Sort of like how apparently this emoji >>> 😂 marks you as a geriatric millennial. (Guilty!) Are you trying to transition...
15/08/2021

Sort of like how apparently this emoji >>> 😂 marks you as a geriatric millennial. (Guilty!) Are you trying to transition away from it, or are you going diehard, OG FOREVER, BI***ES???

So, what's yours look like??? 🤓 Mine is officially the "Ruffle Chambray Jumpsuit" from . It's like a giant onesie for a...
14/08/2021

So, what's yours look like??? 🤓 Mine is officially the "Ruffle Chambray Jumpsuit" from . It's like a giant onesie for adults, and my summer self is HAVING IT.

This headphone company 🎧 from Finland is HY-STER-I-CAL. Their English-language website is valco.io and it's totally wort...
13/08/2021

This headphone company 🎧 from Finland is HY-STER-I-CAL. Their English-language website is valco.io and it's totally worth it for the creative writing inspo that is going to rain! down! on! you! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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P.S. If you EVER come across witty copy like this in the wild, please do send to me to meatandhair.com/contact! 💃

Spotted on deodorant label. 💀 💀 💀 They write some SUPER creative copy, which I love, however - in the 6th grade I knew ...
12/08/2021

Spotted on deodorant label. 💀 💀 💀 They write some SUPER creative copy, which I love, however - in the 6th grade I knew a kid who wore this and it used to make me want to vomit every time he'd pass the pencils. I am NOT a fan of the Old Spice scent, but I suspect this is like how some people love cilantro and other people would rather eat their own organs? Which one are you? Pro Old Spice or "rather eat my organs?" 🤔

Begging ALL clothing companies to start putting witty care labels inside their pants so we can find them like little Eas...
11/08/2021

Begging ALL clothing companies to start putting witty care labels inside their pants so we can find them like little Easter eggs and run around showing strangers on the street, the end. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Great job !

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09/08/2021

Same.

If you’re looking for the most fun-to-read collection of creative writing samples all in one place, make sure you’re sub...
07/08/2021

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A "rhetorical device" is not, contrary to popular belief, the bizarre contraption your Aunt Agnes used to treat the infl...
06/08/2021

A "rhetorical device" is not, contrary to popular belief, the bizarre contraption your Aunt Agnes used to treat the inflammation in her elbow, but rather, a creative writing technique that puts an artful twist on the familiar. And—YUP—those are worth a lot of money to businesses these days. Turns out, creative writing isn't about being cutesy—it's about being RICH.

Seriously tho, HOW TRUE IS THIS?!?!?! Jeans, dream ass. ✅ Put on an Old Navy tee-shirt, however, and you will transform ...
05/08/2021

Seriously tho, HOW TRUE IS THIS?!?!?! Jeans, dream ass. ✅ Put on an Old Navy tee-shirt, however, and you will transform into a 45-year-old trucker named Bertha who desperately needs a breast reduction. Does this happen to you, too?!

So the next time you’re wondering if you should take a little creative liberty with your cover letter, the answer is a r...
03/08/2021

So the next time you’re wondering if you should take a little creative liberty with your cover letter, the answer is a resounding YES. 👍🏻

Much more creative than "jackass." 😬
03/08/2021

Much more creative than "jackass." 😬

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