Maryfornia

05/10/2017

Matt Bellassai

Also, Lonnie will likely drop kick a clown this Halloween too.

This week on To Be Honest... REASONS CLOWNS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. I'm not fu**in' around with no clowns today.

12/08/2017

Lifelong Best Friends Build Their Own "Bestie Row" Of Tiny Houses So They Can All Live Together

If future spouses agree, maybe a muster of Maryfornia manors?

If you’re lucky enough to have longtime friends even as an adult, then you know probably already know how much it means to be able to spend time together. Maybe you even have a dream to retire together and sit on each other’s porches with your families, sharing stories from the good old days.

06/08/2017

RPS Media

Maryfornia sign language.

Tag your best friend!!

23/05/2017

Bacon camp is real and you can go this summer

Word is, Vince is already signed up! Ryan and Lonnie are on the wait list...

This camp is a bacon-lover's dream.

09/05/2017

David Spade is, what the kids call, SAVAGE AF! 😂 ?

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How bow dis. ( is slightly underwhelmed to meet me 😒). Unfortunately she stopped being famous 5 minutes before this was taken

09/05/2017

Meeting to discuss future projects!

02/05/2017

Woman arrested after allegedly offering s*xual favors for chicken nuggets

I guess there are some people out there who actually desire their McNuggets more than Vince.

A Florida woman is facing prostitution charges after offering to have s*x with an undercover law enforcement officer for $25 and some chicken nuggets.

26/04/2017

Tuesday night trivia!

20/04/2017

Capital XTRA

Maryfornia life.

Wait for it... 😂😭😭

27/03/2017

VT

Well, we're actors, so Monday's aren't THAT bad for us.

Literally...

12/03/2017

Happy birthday to Maryfornia's own Ryan Keith Turner! We hope you have a wonderful day!

22/02/2017

Maryfornia questions. But who would hit who?

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08/02/2017

Oscar contender!

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🌱Who Made This!?!? 😂

30/01/2017

Happy Royal Rumble day!

16/01/2017

In The Moment

Don't wait for permission... Make some noise!

Thandie Newton - "We've gotta make some noise now" Off Camera with Sam Jones.

28/11/2016

Black Friday?

Vince and Lonnie of Maryfornia discuss what Black Friday is really called? It's a true coming together moment..

Two Friends come together to discuss Black Friday and what it's really called.

08/10/2016

1st, 2nd, and last place. Seems about right.

22/09/2016

Winona, and feel your pain. Just kidding, is loved! Most of the time...

22/09/2016

Stay inspired!
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Don't forget you

14/08/2016

Maryfornia Presents: NFL Preseasoned Football! Hall of Fame Game! Fantasy Preparation!

Football is back! Congrats to the Rams on beating the Cowboys in their first game back in Los Angeles!

The 2014 NFL Preseason is underway, which means the regular season will be starting soon! No one is more excited for preseason football than Lonnie, Ryan, an...

09/04/2016

We're here. ?

09/04/2016

coming soon. Stay tuned.

28/03/2016

Met Nick last night at the . He's from Baltimore and is from the camp that gifted me my mirrored necklace at Burning Man last year! Great meeting a fellow Burner from the DMV! If you've seen me you know I love this necklace!

17/03/2016

St. Patty's Day Santa

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Maryfornia! Check out Maryfornia's own Vince Eustace in 's "St. Patty's Day Santa"! Looks like karma is catching up to him for how he and Lonnie treated Ryan in "Dryve"! Due to some language and content, this video might be considered NSFW. Enjoy and be safe today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtO92KjIzJY

Merry St. Patty's Day from BurnTV! Have an amazing and safe holiday! Credits: Written by Steven Sims & Dylan Stern Starring Vince Eustace, Steven Sims, Gilli...

16/03/2016

Have a good one!

09/03/2016

DeStorm Power

Lonnie loves when friends help friends! ***y

WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND TO PEEP THE B***Y! w/ Lamorne Morris Jaslyn Jen Morillo

03/03/2016

Let's go back to a time when gaff taping 40's to your hands was the norm.

03/03/2016

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Morgan Freeman is just cool.. I mean what can you say?

The best thing you’ll see today - Morgan Freeman narrates pedestrians

25/02/2016

Scott's Baltimore accent results in hilarity - ESPN Video

Not happy with the way the Orioles' deal with Dexter Fowler fell through? Neither are we! At least we have Maryland's own Scott Van Pelt and Tim Kurkjian to help us laugh through the pain.

Scott Van Pelt and Tim Kurkjian begin using Baltimore accents and Kurkjian has a laughing fit.

11/02/2016

Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog Talks to Young Voters • Triumph on Hulu

If only this happened when Maryfornia was in college.. We did have Jim Breuer! #

Triumph discusses gender identity, micro aggressions and trigger warnings with young college voters as part of Triumph's Election Special 2016, now streaming...

10/02/2016

Cam Newton: I'm a 'sore loser'

I (Lonald Finely) have no problems with Cam Newton. Who are we to judge him. Like he's supposed to be happy and chipper after losing the biggest game of his life. People were so ready to hate. People should be nicer to him, it's Black History Month. We're running out of days.

Cam Newton, in his first comments following his curt Super Bowl 50 post-game press conference, says he is in fact a “sore loser.

09/02/2016

WWE

We can't say enough wonderful things about Daniel Bryan. He's shown us that the underdog can achieve his/her goals and dreams, and because of that, he's a hero to many, including us!

Daniel Bryan overcame the odds... and won over the WWE Universe.

08/02/2016

Maryfornia Presents: Super Bowl, NBA Finals, World Series Bandwagon Fans Caught in the Act!

With the conclusion of the Super Bowl, we feel it's important to remind die hard Broncos fans to lookout for the Bandwagon Broncos Fans! They usually have new gear and a fresh perspective on their new team...

Did one of your friends recently become a life long Seattle Seahawks fan Super Bowl Sunday night, or a San Antonio Spurs fan after they beat the Heat? Sounds...

07/02/2016

Saturday Night Live

Has everyone else kept thinking that Bernie Sanders reminds them of Larry David too? Thanks SNL!

Larry David stars as Bernie Sanders in "Bern Your Enthusiasm."