Rumbek Ghetto

28/08/2023

Life no balance

31/07/2023

Dhaak Atut in custom call everyone bro inclusive ladies

30/07/2023

A graduate in Zoology was having difficulties in finding job.He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo.
At the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which has been a tourists attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress and disguise as a gorilla since they have not been able to afford a new gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed but since the salary was very okay and attractive, he accepted the job offer.On the first day he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, started jumping up and down, beating his chest while roaring like a gorilla. The next day he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage untill he found himself starring at a lion , the lion roared and started moving towards him.The scared graduate forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human being "help! help!! help!!!". The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered onto one of his ear; Joseph it's me Samuel your course mate, don't fear, there are no jobs in this country, Infact you see that crocodile inside that water ?, That's Michael our class re

20/07/2023

I hate ugly girlfriends because when they say they are coming, they do

17/07/2023

Delete one in your life
1.Mother🧑‍🍼
2.Alcohol🍾
3. Money 💵
4.Food🍝

05/07/2023

The motivational speaker that told us not to give up has committed su***de.
This earth is hard

01/04/2023

Being in University isn't easy you attend classes and don't understand anything but your parents are proud of you

10/03/2023

I mistakenly opened my girlfriend's phone📱and went through her chats, now I can't walk🚶again
😥💔🤦🏾‍♂️

22/02/2023

I love the boldness of Nuer girls.They say never be stingy when a man ask for Akuoldit,just show generousity and give to him because it's their meat

06/12/2022

Witchcraft is when it's very cold and you take off all your clothes just to wear a condom.

06/12/2022

A poor man's wife is only happy at night
~Jieng Council of Elders

30/11/2022

I started respecting witchcraft after seeing someone from Yirol in Juba watching TV with one eye ,when I asked him why he's doing so? He said he's saving electricity

30/11/2022

Pregnant women can demand impossible food now what is "Cat's milk"🥛😂

13/10/2022

African parents remove their “eye glasses” just to hear what exactly their children are saying.

14/08/2022

If men were given soil to create their woman, some will finish the soil by moulding nyash and breast and forget the head

06/07/2022

30/05/2022

Blind man carrying a cripple friend on his back asked ,
"Sir, do you like many fine girls in this area?"
Cripple: "how do you know, did you see them?"
Blind man: "No, but your p***s is standing since we enter this area
🤣🏃‍♀

01/05/2022

How many lips have you so far kissed in 2022
I'm waiting to hear from the liars

20/03/2022

Real men don't kneel down to propose,they impregnate her and leave her to decide if she want to be a wife or a baby mama.we move😂

18/02/2022

Which South Sudanese artist is overated?

13/01/2022

People with dimples think they smile in English

05/01/2022

She told me she felt empty inside,
so i got her pregnant

20/12/2021

Africans don't eat breakfast on Christmas day, they starve until the real food is ready

14/12/2021

It's a new trend from home boys

09/12/2021

Things that keep you up at night: loneliness,cold,heat, hunger, late night texting, memories,over thinking, worries and internet

05/12/2021

The Economy of South🇸🇸 Sudan is really bad even the sugar in glycerin has reduced

14/11/2021

A girl that doesn't have hips or ass is like a country without mountains 🚮 it's very difficult to attract tourists😅

12/11/2021

Imagine you will get rich according to the age of your battery percentage

09/11/2021

I pray you will never be useless like the radio in your android phone

07/11/2021

I repeat 🔃
Always visit your boyfriend with a skirt