Until the wife gets home, I’m in survival mode! #marriagehumor #marriedlife #couplescomedy #justthinkingaboutyou
Husbands out there, you know I’m right about your wife! #marriagehumor #marriedlife #couplescomedy #happywifehappylife
Doing the dishes with @scrubdaddy using the Scrub Mommy gets her going #scrubdaddy #scrubmommy #ad #washingdishes #scrubadubdub #marriagehumor #couplescomedy
Love to flirt with my wife like this! She can’t resist! #cantresistit #couplescomedy #marriagehumor #marriedlife #imaflirt
Picking dinner with the wife be like #couplescomedy #marriagehumor #marriedlife #whatsfordinner
Love to flirt with my wife like this! She can’t resist! #cantresistit #couplescomedy #marriagehumor #marriedlife #imaflirt
Sleep times matter in marriage #marriagehumor #couplescomedy #marriedlife #sleeptime
I make the decisions in our marriage #marriagehumor #couplescomedy #marriedlife #decisionsdecisions
Lock the doors then refill wife’s water #marriedlife #marriagehumor #couplescomedy #lockthedoors
Outgrowing your siblings be like! Payback for all those “family fun times” #siblingsbelike #pennywise #wop #brothersisterlove #brothersistercomedy #familyhumor
Call me if my wife requests @liljon or @ludacris on girls night out! May need to come get her! #getlow #gettingoldtogether #thegettingoldissue #mykneeshurt #girlsnightout #marriedlife #marriagehumor #liljon #ludacris
Should have said no to “one more 🧃”. Make the headache go away! Need relief #hungover #headacherelief #headache #pushthrough #hangover
Try listening to classical music! It’ll make you more productive! #classicalmusic #productivityhack #cleaningwithapassionnow #dadsoftiktok
Sorry to my wife because I forgot again #marriagehumor #couplescomedy #marriedlife #iforgot @drewbarrymore
Getting older is not fun but they got good grass! #thegettingoldissue #whatisaygoes #gettingold #justdrivingaround
Can’t help but stare at my wife! #couplescomedy #marriedlife #marriagehumor #sneakpeek
Not a marriage counselor, but have you tried this? #couplescomedy #marriedlife #marriagehumor #thelittlethings
Marriage is snores, farts, and scrolling #couplescomedy #marriedlife #marriagehumor #nocuddling
Kids these days! Just wanted to be home schooled #parentsoftiktok #parenthumor #kidsthesedays
Kids need better toothpaste cause bubblegum not working #parenthumor #comedy #parentsoftiktok #kidsbelike