Rey The Mushroom Witch

26/02/2025

*wokes harder*

Who talks like this?

Can we get a welfare check on this dude?

Somebody’s done too much K… 🤨

somebody else doesn’t know what woke means… woke to your bu****it!

20/02/2025

Adding this to my book list!

13/02/2025

All the mushies that follow me ❤️ I love the pages I follow too. Everyone is kind and uplifting☺️

05/02/2025

I'm learning to abuse myself less, but I still occasionally do this

“Self-Loathing” (2023)

19/01/2025

I tried out a tutorial by Kailey Anna and I think it turned out great. I did the heatless leggings curls. It produced some beautiful waves. I'll definitely be doing this again since it was fun and easy!

P.s. they are pretty relaxed but I didn't wrap my hair tight enough. I'll wrap it tighter next time

14/01/2025

Things I cannot agree to disagree on:
Human Rights
Global Warming
Capitalism poisoning society

Things I can agree to disagree on:
Is _____ yummy or 🤮?
Does this outfit look fashionable?
Which way should toilet paper face?

14/01/2025

I finally bit the bullet and made a Bluesky account. My handle is rey-mushroomwitch. Drop yours so I don't forget to follow you on there.

14/01/2025

Me: Wears Size Med/Large
My medical chart: MORBIDLY OBESE
Me: 🫤🤨😒

11/01/2025

If you're a Dumper, you're not welcome on this page either. Although I doubt any of my followers are

I'm going to be VERY clear. If you support Donald Dump, you are NOT welcome here. You are not a parliament member. This is a safe space. Being his supporter is not safe. Don't waste your breath, just block me rather than waste my time.
I will not miss you whyte male Dumper. Why would I? You vote against mine and my daughter's basic human rights.

10/01/2025

I have lots of doctors appointments coming up this month but I'm staying positive. I'm going to fught hard to be a healthier me this year!

05/01/2025

I hate Bookface's 🐊🪇. It's not showing me the content from the pages I love, just old memes on pages I don't follow

02/01/2025

This year my New Years resolution is to get back to drawing again, and focus on my health

01/01/2025

Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone! Just wanted to say a huge THANK YOU for all your support this year! I can't wait to see how much I grow next year ❤️😊✨
Pic of Millie to please the 🐊🪇

30/12/2024

I'm a soup witch. I'll rummage in a pantry, pull out some random ingredients, and brew the heartiest soup you've ever tasted 🍲🥄✨

30/12/2024

I love Steven Universe so much. It's my comfort show, my safe space ❤️💎✨

08/12/2024

These candles are so cool!

Today's candle of the day is the Cheshire Cat candle! We're all mad here.

04/12/2024

It'll be two years tomorrow since my dad passed away. I need a mood boost. Please comment below your favorite art, pets, pages, etc.