01/04/2024
Welcome to this early April publication of the “Spooky Spotlight” presented to you by S’moror Stories. Today, we have the tale of an interesting malevolent spirit known as “The Flying Dutchman”. The first sighting of this spirit was recorded to be at the Krusty Krab during a Halloween party. According to the witnesses, he said he was offended at the sight of the terrible costumes made by Bikini Bottom residents, especially that of the fry cook of the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob SquarePants. He then threatened to steal the souls of the partygoers but was scared and ran away at the sight of SpongeBob underneath his costume. The Flying Dutchman has also been known to kidnap people and threaten to eat them, unfortunately, the only way out of this is through the perfume department. This spirit often appears as a transparent green apparition and has a pirate suit, a beard, and a bag of souls. It is unclear who this soul may have once belonged to, but he is evidently buried somewhere after having allegedly been on display. The Flying Dutchman is also in charge of Davy Jones’ Locker despite it being owned by none other than the Monkees’ front man, Davy Jones, who once threw socks at the Dutchman.