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03/06/2023

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29/05/2023

Having a degree is important, but having skills is importanter, and having connections is importantest.🎯

29/05/2023

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14/05/2023

HAPPY SUNDAY TO Y'ALL
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06/05/2023

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04/04/2023

Mathematics time
If MUSA has 32 teeth and he insulted ur mother in front of you how many teeth will remain!!🤣🤣

11/03/2023

Should I send you money?

A. no
B. A
C. B

Choose wisely😑

11/03/2023

after the whole walking to find a single ATM with cash only to withdraw your last 2k it say decline but you we're debited 😅😅😅

10/03/2023

MAGIC KITCHEN 🙆😳🤣

Chinaza is a house boy who drinks the wine of
his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his
tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy
pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Chinaza, drank from the wine &
topped it up with water as usual.🙆..
Sadly for him😞, immediately he added water the
pasties became milky & when the Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he had nailed Chinaza,

Chinaza knew he was in trouble & decided to stay
In the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he observed.
"Chinaza!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Chinaza :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
"Are you insane or what? Why when I cáll you say "yes
boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer
me? "
Chinaza retorted, "hmmm oga when youu are in the
kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except
your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar
stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen &
then ask me a question"
Chinaza accepted. When his boss was in the
kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, Chinaza" his Boss answers. then Chinaza
asks,
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at home?"
No answer.
The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to
the maids room when madam no dey house?"
(No answer)😳
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting
"Wonders will never cease! Chinaza😲, It is true oh,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name."
The wife interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie without
argument." Chinaza asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed.🤷
Chinaza asks madam, "Who's junior's biological
father? Me or the Boss?" madam rush out it's true oo I don't hear anything 🙆🤣

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10/03/2023

STORIES (RE-UP)🥰🌝😂💔

Yesterday, the handsome Keke-man dropped me in front of the hospital where my grandmother was admitted.

I paid him his fare and when he reached to give me my change, I asked him to keep it for himself.

He smiled and said my heart is as good as my face.

Clutching the package of rice and fried chicken I had gotten from Crunchies Fried Chicken Limited, I entered the hospital and began to climb its stairs to the last floor.

When I got to my grandmother's room, I was shocked to see my whole family (extended and nuclear) weeping in front of it.

Even my Dad whom I have never seen shed tears was crying, too. All my paternal uncles, aunts and cousins were crying.

They said they received the news of my grandmother's death from my older cousin barely an hour ago.

They said they've seen her body and can't bear to look at it continuously, hence they came out to cry at the corridor.

Grief-stricken, I walked into the room alone, to see my grandmother who was now covered with an old wrapper.

I looked at her, and tears rolled down my face. I've always loved her.

After that, I walked behind the bed where her body laid and unplugged my phone that I had plugged there an hour before I left to buy the delicious rice, then I replugged the life support still attached to her vitals.

Immediately, my grandmother sneezed and croaked, 'Umu'm.'

My family who heard her rushed into the room to meet us. Joyfully, they hailed me and said God used me to miraculously resurrect her.

Standing there, I don't know how to tell them that I mistakenly unplugged Grandmother's life support just to charge my phone.
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I hope I made you smile 🙈..?

Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸
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10/03/2023

I still remember when I had my first h£artbr£ak💔, it took me 2hours to finish a slice of bread🍞😢....

After eating, I went to the kitchen to wash the cup 🥤 and spent 3hours Washing one cup😢...

I took my clothes which I had washed and started ironing😢, after ironing for about 4hours I then realized that I didn't plug in the socket of the iron..😭😭

I went to bed to sleep, but I couldn't sleep, all I could do is face the ceiling 🛀 shouting "Hey Hey Hey Heyyyyyyyy"🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️😭😭😭

My grandfather noticed that I was depr£ssed then he asked "Ella.., what's wr0ng?"😢. I replied "You're too young to understand grandpa"😭💔

My dad also asked " try to say something, you've been like this for three days now😳, What's Wr0ng”??🤨

I replied while t£ars coming down from my eyes "Just leave me alone, you boys are all the same" 😭😭💔💔.

😭😭😭 H£artbr£ak 💔💔💔 no be your mate🤨..

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10/03/2023

I Saw A Book Tittled: How To Survive In Nigeria
Author: Unago .C. Shege

Read The Author's Name Again 😂

10/03/2023

How stupid are you
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10/03/2023

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I was in the toilet so my friend sent me a ### video (🍆🍑) then I played the video, there was no sound so I increased the volume to the highest but still no sound. So anyway I watched it for 6 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room😳🥴my family and our guests are waiting for me to come out!🤦🤧😩💔
Now, I'm still in the toilet for the past 5 days*😂😂😂 please follow and like my page Sandra chloeSandra chloeSandra chloe

10/03/2023

WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ...
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
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10/03/2023

Still teaching
to unlock new emojis 2023

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10/03/2023

Wat level is ur relationship now...?

Roofing, painting, plastering, foundation....
Abi u never see land 🤣🚶🚶

10/03/2023

When a girl notice that u are falling in love with her she will start behaving like which network. 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤣😂🤣

10/03/2023

How much is your house rent, don't die in silent speak out someone might be of help

10/03/2023

What's that thing u can never reject no matter how you're angry 🤷
Make I read comment 😮

10/03/2023

🤞💖I need Your Yes now❤️🥺Do You believe that God can make Your Dreams came True 🙏🥰🤧💞💕

10/03/2023

I will never forget dat day in ShopRite when a white man's daughter pointed at me and said "daddy buy me dat monkey" 😢😢😭😅🙆🙆

10/03/2023

Burger 🍔 is popular in American
Spaghetti 🍝 is popular in China
…..is popular in Nigeria 😂😂😂😂😅😅

10/03/2023

Your age +5+2+2-1+2-10
the answer is your real age

05/03/2023

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03/03/2023

Your time will come.

Your own will happen too.

Your 100k/week will happen.

Your 200k/week will happen.

Your 500k/week will happen.

Your 1 Million/week will happen.

Just keep pushing 💪🏿

We're rooting for you 🚀

03/03/2023

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sêx
2nd day= Sêx again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sêx
3rd day = Sêx again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sêx and more sêx

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sêx

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the Ital replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Ràpe.
29th day= Police case.
30th day = jailed for 30 years
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03/03/2023

all those girls we dey plait hair for main road close ur leg remain small make trailer jam my BF