13/12/2023
My Xmas outfit just arrived in the mail. It looks like it’s going to be a black and white Xmas. And move over ‘Die Hard’ this year’s Xmas movie 🍿 is going to be 4 quarters of glory from the 2023 Grand Final replay.
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My Xmas outfit just arrived in the mail. It looks like it’s going to be a black and white Xmas. And move over ‘Die Hard’ this year’s Xmas movie 🍿 is going to be 4 quarters of glory from the 2023 Grand Final replay.
My wife thinks I’m a hoarder that needs to Marie Kondo some s**t out of our house.
Well now it is finally time to let go. We are downsizing. My hand has been forced…
I’ve let go the old Akai Boom Box I bought in 1985 from Mulhallen’s Retravision in Nhill with paper round money (it broke 30 years ago and I never got it fixed).
I’ve let go a little cigarette table from a William H Macy shoot we did in 2006 for a Stephen King series.
I’ve let go a signed poster from Peter Farrelly - who had the hots for my wife.
And I’ve finally let go an old art deco fan I have had for 20 years that I said I would get fixed and never did.
Now they will be the bane of someone else’s wife.
What an incredible year for the Pies and we are so excited for a ripper Grand Final.
I don’t know how the players and coaches do it - have been so anxious last two days I woke up at 4am today and started cleaning the house.
Last week’s 1 point win I nearly had a heart attack so going to have the paddles on standby today if it’s close.
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Compare the pair. Different age. Different wage. Same face.
If anyone needs an Albo lookalike for weddings, parties or deep-fake videos I’m available most weekends.
Great snap here of Jo with me or is it Albo? There have been some people asking if it’s me or Albo. Happy to confirm it’s not me…
Happy 70th to with doing a stellar job mc’ing a ripper opening night with Uncle Jack and (the Man from Oakleigh) and a beautiful film ‘Of An Age’ from Melbourne Director Goran Stolevski.
So chuffed to be at MIFF celebrating all aspects of filmmaking with so many talented peeps at Hamer Hall. Can’t wait to binge the festival over the next 3 weeks.
Goal for Goal at the G today. Bloody ripper game.
Starting to feel a bit crook after the lukewarm pie. I’m clearly not match fit.
Sellout Game at the G!!
Great to be back at the MCG for a ripper game between Pies and the Blues.
ZOE DANIEL makes history in GOLDSTEIN
So amazing to witness the power of community based democracy to stand up with values of equality, integrity and climate - and WIN!
Well done and all the amazing Teals with their wonderful win for Goldstein. It’s so exciting.
“Please refrain from drawing a DICK on your ballot as last time he won”
Bloody genius advice. Let’s stop Scomo the Soapy Tit Wa**er from getting our planet any warmer and Bulldozering innocent children.
Some words of wisdom to think about…
How did this happen so quickly!?
Our kid is a teenager today.
It was only yesterday I was holding her in my arms.
So proud of our Teen Wolf.
With one look let Morrison know she’s no prop he can curry for a ‘fake-smile’ photo op.
Fierce women are speaking out and standing up.
I wonder what this clock is counting down to? What’s behind the red door?
Next Week we have our Australian Premiere of our short AACTA nominated short film GRACE at Flickerfest.
We are ecstatic to be accepted into this prestigious Academy Award accredited festival and we are so proud to be amongst so many wonderful films from incredibly talented filmmakers.
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This sums up how I spent most of my 2021.
Happy & Safe New Years to everyone and your family.
I’m feeling a little déjà vu to 12 months ago - so given the year we’ve had - it will come as no surprise if we do discover a meteor is headed straight for us or aliens are going to invade or Scomo is a robot controlled by Rupert Murdoch.
Here’s to a Newer Hope.
Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays and here’s to a new year where 2022 brings new adventures, exciting work outside of Zoom from our homes and a new hope for everyone.
ps: took a few attempts but we finally got the perfect pic with Daisy - there were some smells that distracted her attention.
Between Two Ferns with a marble top coffee table is how I roll these days.
If you are feeling a little in the dumplings - hope this straightens your noodles.
I’m not very good at reading between the lines - so I really appreciate when the obvious is signposted for me.
METRO SEXUAL
SEASON TWO LAUNCHES TONIGHT!!
8.30pm
Brand New Comedy we produced in between lockdowns in Melbourne.
It’s freaking funny as so tune in and share with your mates.
Starring hilarious cast of:
And much much more…
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Working with
directing and shooting I always know from afar when Patto has nailed it. It’s a distinctive Director trademark. For some it’s symmetry, or long tracking shots or lens flare, slow motion or rapid motion cuts but for Patto…it’s this.
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What an amazing day filming with this incredibly talented bunch:
directing and shooting with and team.
What joy it was working with the who were such awesome talent and loads of fun. Thanks also to coach Jeff Hopkins who was an absolute blast to work with and to have a laugh.
you were an absolute gem in the goals. robers thanks for some ripper bombs at goal that wandered into Melbourne Storm’s Craig Bellamy’s peripheral. doran and who kicked us off and made our extras feel like superstars.
Big thanks to the wonderfully talented crew who make it all happen. Without you we are just ideas on a page. Thank you so much.
We are finally here!!
Season Two ‘Metro Sexual’ launches December 2 on NINE.
Brand new laughs. Brand new characters and funny AF adventures in Melbourne’s Metropolitan Sexual Health Clinic.
From dick sores to va**na dams ‘Metro Sexual’ has it all.
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Laugh your t**s off!!
Season Two ‘Metro Sexual’ launches December 2 on NINE.
Brand new laughs. Brand new characters and funny AF adventures in Melbourne’s Metropolitan Sexual Health Clinic.
From dick sores to va**na dams ‘Metro Sexual’ has it all.
.boffin .hmua
Check us out!!
Season Two ‘Metro Sexual’ launches December 2 on NINE.
Brand new laughs. Brand new characters and funny AF adventures in Melbourne’s Metropolitan Sexual Health Clinic.
From dick sores to va**na dams ‘Metro Sexual’ has it all.
.boffin .hmua
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Congratulations to our multi-talented DOP Mr Aaron Farrugia. He won the Gold ACS Award for Cinematography on our film Grace. What a freaking legend. The nicest guy in the film biz is racking up some well deserved accolades. Well done we are so proud and we can’t wait to be turning this little short into a feature with you.
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Sellout Game at the G!! Great to be back at the MCG for a ripper game between Pies and the Blues. #piesvblues #sidebyside #forever @realjostanley @collingwood_fc
ZOE DANIEL makes history in GOLDSTEIN So amazing to witness the power of community based democracy to stand up with values of equality, integrity and climate - and WIN! @zoedaniel @angelapippos @voicesofgoldstein #teal #democracy #goldstein #auspol
METRO SEXUAL SEASON TWO LAUNCHES TONIGHT!! 8.30pm @9go Brand New Comedy we produced in between lockdowns in Melbourne. It’s freaking funny as so tune in and share with your mates. Starring hilarious cast of: @rjnottingham @geraldinehickey @ryansheltonography @urvi_majumdar @shabazeez And much much more…
Working with @brianpatto directing and @aaronfarrugia shooting I always know from afar when Patto has nailed it. It’s a distinctive Director trademark. For some it’s symmetry, or long tracking shots or lens flare, slow motion or rapid motion cuts but for Patto…it’s this. @accordion_melbourne and @championabbotsford @jemmyjemjemjem @sunnyboywilding @sarah_turner_camera_assistant @tommyraudonikis @urbanvans @greg_cobain @nurselibbie @kartelcafecatering @va_digital #tv #film @_amberjane__
What an amazing day filming with this incredibly talented bunch: @brianpatto directing and @aaronfarrugia shooting with @accordion_melbourne and @sickdogwolfman team. What joy it was working with the @mvfcwomen who were such awesome talent and loads of fun. Thanks also to coach Jeff Hopkins who was an absolute blast to work with and to have a laugh. @melissamaizels you were an absolute gem in the goals. @emma.robers thanks for some ripper bombs at goal that wandered into Melbourne Storm’s Craig Bellamy’s peripheral. @polly.doran and @harrietwithers11 who kicked us off and made our extras feel like superstars. Big thanks to the wonderfully talented crew who make it all happen. Without you we are just ideas on a page. Thank you so much. @championabbotsford @jemmyjemjemjem @sunnyboywilding @sarah_turner_camera_assistant @tommyraudonikis @urbanvans @greg_cobain @nurselibbie @kartelcafecatering @va_digital #tv #film @_amberjane__
Laugh your tits off!! Season Two ‘Metro Sexual’ launches December 2 on NINE. Brand new laughs. Brand new characters and funny AF adventures in Melbourne’s Metropolitan Sexual Health Clinic. From dick sores to vagina dams ‘Metro Sexual’ has it all. @9now @9go @ninecomau @metrotvshow @rjnottingham @geraldinehickey @ryansheltonography @shabazeez @urvi_majumdar @thelulumcclatchy @jane_allsop @jonohaynes @henry.boffin @nicholaskraak @natalieburley.hmua @ingrriddd @filmstarlighting @va_digital @filmvic #tv #comedy #tvshow
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