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01/07/2024

Several political observers have noted that Biden seems a lot, well, “livelier” today! Almost human! Maybe if they can just schedule all the campaign events before the Golden Corral buffet opens, he can pull this off.
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Don't believe everything (or anything) you hear from Ted Cruz and MGT.

01/07/2024

Democrats have two choices: shut up and back him regardless of the results, or force him out and let their delegates pick a successor in time to make the August 7th deadline to put their candidate’s name on the Ohio ballot.
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Don't believe everything (or anything) you hear from Ted Cruz and MGT.

01/07/2024

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for Biden to go down in history as the man who saved the country from Trumpism twice, once by stepping up and once by stepping down.

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And will Biden go with them?

01/07/2024

😮

01/07/2024

I swear I don’t know where this stupid rumor got started.
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Don't believe everything (or anything) you hear from Ted Cruz and MGT.

01/07/2024

Was Thursday night an accurate depiction of Biden’s mental and physical state or was it a one-off, a bad night?
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01/07/2024

rules presidents have limited immunity for official acts, remands Trump case to lower court.

The court rules that former presidents have absolute immunity for core constitutional powers, and are also entitled to at least a presumption of immunity for official acts.

01/07/2024

Our sad reality right now is that we only have two choices: snake or rat. Pick one. There’s no 3rd option coming to save us before November.
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Which is a pretty good metaphor for what’s happened to the Republican party.

01/07/2024

30/06/2024

Biden could go down in history as the man who saved the country from Trumpism twice, once by stepping up and once by stepping down.
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And will Biden go with them?

30/06/2024

😢

30/06/2024

Our sad reality right now is that we only have two choices: snake or rat. Pick one. There’s no 3rd option coming to save us before November.

A guest post by

Which is a pretty good metaphor for what’s happened to the Republican party.

30/06/2024

😂

29/06/2024

Maybe if you hadn’t immediately gone to the Dark Side.

29/06/2024

Our sad reality right now is that we only have two choices: snake or rat. Pick one. There’s no 3rd option coming to save us before November.
A guest post by

Which is a pretty good metaphor for what’s happened to the Republican party.

29/06/2024

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Not really a joke. If it is, it’s on us.

29/06/2024

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29/06/2024

😐

29/06/2024

Biden’s staff regularly walks back things he says, and Biden means the things he says, but he’s not running things. And that makes me sleep well at night, knowing it.

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Good news: we really don't need to worry.

29/06/2024

Biden’s staff regularly walks back things he says, and Biden means the things he says, but he’s not running things. And that makes me sleep well at night, knowing it.
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Good news: we really don't need to worry.

29/06/2024

Everything everyone is saying about the debacle—um, debate—last night is true. If you have an opinion, I have no argument against it.
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Good news: we really don't need to worry.

28/06/2024

There won’t be talk about Biden being jacked up on drugs after the debate, but he really could have used a lozenge.

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The dumpster fire in a train wreck

28/06/2024

Joe Biden’s hoarse voice does not make Donald Trump honest or trustworthy.
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The dumpster fire in a train wreck