Pit of Chimps

20/12/2022

We're not putting together a Spotify playlist because Spotify sucks ass, but here's all our 'xmas' specials anyway!

2022: https://tinyurl.com/5x5bredv
2021 (Part 1): https://tinyurl.com/2kk7xazy
2021 (Part 2): https://tinyurl.com/yc83tv82
2020: https://tinyurl.com/4kpvvfkx
2019: https://tinyurl.com/yzh29nbp

20/12/2022

Merry ###mas, you filthy animals.
A seasonal episode from us to you.
Best enjoyed while wearing a ski mask.

https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-58-dare-you-enter-my-massive-jungle-###mas-special xx

Welcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 ###mas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about ###mas and it need not be so special. Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and typical nonsense.

16/12/2022

We were recently invited on the Who Takes the Socks Off? podcast to talk about the removal of Dicks and Fannys.
You can listen to this once in a generation event here:

Whatever happened to Dick and Fanny?Why has Enid Blyton's masterpiece trilogy about the magic faraway tree been edited to feature character names never intended to be there?Can we make this episode without somehow getting onto the subject of p**n?...

24/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Mail idea

23/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Teenager crisis idea

22/09/2022

'My Word! What a Great Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life' - Sofa idea

08/09/2022

[NEW EPISODE!]

Grab yer ankles and boost your ears, it's Episode 56 - Million Dollar Cream Team Hunk: Maximum A**s

Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing. Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup! 

25/05/2022

[NEW EPISODE]

It's good to be back and we're back on FULL POWER for this episode.
Please sit back with a warm mug of sesame oil and enjoy, episode 53 - Bombay Black Rebel Ladysmith Motorcycle Mambazo Club

https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/show/pitofchimps/id/23230760

Simon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic. The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another sizzling adventure.

09/05/2022

Tip: Run to the nearest street corner and yell "NIGEL RULES!" and see where it gets you, I guess.

04/05/2022

[NEW NEW NEW EPiSODE!]

Hold onto your sausages and slip on your comfiest loafers as you witness episode 52 - I Am a Vending Machine, Pregnant With a Human Man... Enjoy!

https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-52-i-am-a-vending-machine-pregnant-with-a-human-man

Simon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.

11/04/2022

*NEW EPISODE!*

Please enjoy our new episode while you're getting your underworld waxed: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/website/episode-51-figocorp-a-new-beginning

Pit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.

07/02/2022

Another satisfied customer.

01/01/2022

Happy new year!

We hope you've put your lemons in the freezer in preparation for the traditional New Years Day frozen lemon FEAST!

23/12/2021

Both parts of our groin-warming ###mas special are available now!
Here are links to both parts, for your convenience:

Part 1: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/website/episode-49-###mas-special-part-1

Part 2: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/website/episode-50-###mas-special-part-2

Or listen via whatever Podcast hosting app/site you prefer.

03/12/2021

We value all our wonderful listeners!
Dr. Morb - can you book him back in?

24/11/2021

https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-48-fusilli-percalito

HURRAH! We have made a new episode of our bewildering comedy podcast. Sit back with a pint of Drambue (or equiv) and enjoy episode 48, Fusilli Percalito.

Tom and Simon return with bewildering comedy segments, including:   Nigel of the Month Fruit Rankings The Fabulous Horoscope Man Biscuit Rankings "I'd like to give you a piece of my mind" My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life Michelin Star Restaurant M...

23/11/2021

Listener testimony:

21/11/2021

Contractual obligation:

20/11/2021

[Listener testimony]

14/11/2021

The Chimpsters have spoken, confirming what we all believed...

15/10/2021

[NEW EPISODE!]

Everybody's favourite comedy podcast puts forward new delights!
Sit back, relax, and incorporate this episode into your life: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-47-my-word-what-a-good-idea-that-is-i-would-like-to-incorporate-that-into-my-life

Simon and Tom return with a bunch of NEW segments and also some recurring ones. The outrageous comedy podcast show rolls on.

22/09/2021

Presenting the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup from Episode 45!
What an exhilarating tournament it was.

For more episodes, please see: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/website or search for us on your podcast platform of choice.

22/09/2021

18/09/2021

Time to check in with our 'long time sponsor'...

16/09/2021

[NEW EPISODE!]

At long last, episode 46 is here! Rejoice!

This episode is best enjoyed* with a jug of your gravy of choice. https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/website/episode-46-lamb-dallas-has-risen

*not essential

The Chimps (Simon and Tom) return with more ridiculous antics and stuff and such. This episode is best listened to with a jug of warm gravy.

29/07/2021

[NEW EPISODE!]

Roll up! Roll up! Come hear our new stuff and whatnot!
For your enjoyment: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-45-double-ko-continue

Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.   This episode features the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup! Everybody's favourite tournament.

15/07/2021

WE'RE BACK!
Please, sit back with a fabulous cocktail of choice and immerse yourself in our alternative reality.

Episode 44: https://pitofchimps.libsyn.com/episode-44-two-ears-are-better-than-none (or listen via your favourite podcast provider - Apple, Deezer, Spotify, or whatever else) ENJOY!

Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.