Wonky Times

10/03/2025

Teen With “Werewolf Syndrome” Set Guinness World Record for Hairiest Face.

Lalit Patidar, 18, of India, was born with an extremely rare (one in a billion) condition called hypertrichosis. According to DermNet, hypertrichosis—also known as ​​werewolf syndrome—“is excessive hair growth over and above the normal for the age, s*x and race of an individual.” This can impact the entire body or just small patches, and it might be present at birth or acquired later in life.

06/03/2025

2025’s first potential sighting of Loch Ness Monster! Is it just a big ol’ log floating in the water or a massive beast from beneath?!

23/02/2025

Oh that’s a big footprint, Bigfoot. You think they like it when mud squishes between their toes?

15/02/2025

Hey, look at this little critter on Mars. Is that Martian?? I wonder what its hobbies are.

13/02/2025

How’s everyone doing out there?

11/11/2024

FUN FACT: 90% of the time, potholes are created by an agitated Bigfoot stompin’ around in the streets — usually during the later hours of the day when the sun goes down.

This sighting was captured but a brave resident in Tucson, Arizona.

Did you know has a reputation for having some of the worst streets in the world? This is just one of many blemishes caused by the mysterious Sasquatch of the Sonoran Desert.

16/10/2024

Uncle Larry hasn’t been seen in weeks. Please let us know if you’ve seen this guy and tell him to return home ASAP.

08/08/2024

01/08/2024

If anyone’s seen our Uncle Randy, please email [email protected]. He was last seen 4 days ago in the woods near a Ho***rs in Louisville, Kentucky.

03/07/2024

What’s happening here?

23/06/2024

Has anyone seen my Uncle Larry? He left to get a 30-pack of Schlitz days ago and never came back.

11/05/2024

28/04/2024

Wonky Times sighting in Las Vegas. Can you spot it?

28/03/2024

Hey, what if you had one of these growing in your garden?

10/03/2024

WONKY TIMES SIGHTING 👽

12/01/2024

Pssssh. This “Jellyfish UFO” news is soooooo 1954.