Elementary Springfield, a Simpsons Podcast

27/11/2021

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! THAT'S RIGHT OUR RADIO SILENCE IS OVER! WE'RE BACK WITH A GREAT GOOD BIG ONE!

this ep is I LOVE Lisa!

That's right! The famous heartwrenching episode.

Lauren Bok favourite lolly is that dry chalky heart candy

Claire Sheila Grace Sullivan used to throw anti V-day picnics as a teen

We chat lollies, Apocalypse Now, the girls at Bok's school getting flowers from secret boyfriends, Claire enjoying the harried men running through the city on V-day after work AND MORE

Listen! Subscribe! Tell ya nana!

POINTLESS BUSYWORK!

31/07/2021

🏍🏍🏍 latest episode has dropped! 🏍🏍🏍
this week we discuss Brother From The Same Planet

Claire Sheila Grace Sullivan 's favourite non threatening boy was Jeremy Sumpter from Peter Pan (2003)
while for Lauren Bok it was Devon Sawa from Casper (1995) and Now and Then (1995)

Bok misshears something and so we go over the hackless vs hatless debate of Homer's Triple Bypass ep. Claire, is of course, correct.

This episode is so odd but has very funny moments!! Ren and Stimpy! Barton Fink! Corey Feldman! Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf! Homer's melting face!

Let us know if you also had a non threatening boy of your dreams!

02/07/2021

🦎👑🦎👑🦎👑New episode!! Finally! We're BACK BAYBEEEE 🦎👑🦎👑🦎👑🦎👑

Selma's Choice

We chat Tokyo Disneyland in Japan!!
"Space Mountain, do me with the lights off PLEASE"

WE LOVE JUBJUB

Claire Sheila Grace Sullivan gives a quick update on the optics of state politics in Australia, including that picture of Gladys watching the State of Origin with a coke zero

Lauren Bok tells a story about her own family grandfather clock

We discuss the 'i should have a baby' feeling

Claire has an existential angst over the idea of having a child one day.

I Am The Lizard Queen!!

Do you also sing to your own JubJub?

18/01/2021

🏥👨‍⚕️🏥👨‍⚕️HI EVERYBODY!!!🏥👩‍⚕️🏥👩‍⚕️

Claire Sullivan is correct. He says 'hatless' Lauren Bok - Comedian is incorrect.

The US healthcare system is fu**ed. But the Australian dental system is ALSO fu**ed.
Claire talks about getting all 4 of her wisdom teeth out while awake. Bok talks about going under anaesthetic.

Homer has heart attacks! Bed picnics! Hospitals! Stressful episode!

The saying goodbye scene was heart-wrenchingly sweet.

**this episode has a minor technical difficulty

18/12/2020

🎊🎊🎊NEW EPISODE IS LIVE!🎊🎊

🤡🤡🤡🤡LISA'S FIRST WORD!🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hot tip from Claire Sullivan DRINK MORE WATER!💦💦💦💦💦

Claire explains very badly to Lauren Bok - Comedian what toxoplasmosis is 🐱🐈

We love all the funny 80s references in this ep.
Housing in Australia is unaffordable!

The Simpsons meet the Flanders for the first time!

AND GRANDMA FLANDERS!

What was your first word?

08/12/2020

❄️❄️🐷New episode! 🐷❄️❄️

Mr Plow! Homer is a business man!

Clearly Lauren Bok - Comedian doesn't know s**t about farming

Picklebacks are a great drink! Whiskey and pickle juice!

Claire Sullivan chatted about when the men in her life helped buy a car.

We both love Toyota Corollas

Adam West and 'Old Mister Winter' were both highlights in this ep for us

*this episode was recorded pre end of Melbourne lockdown*

24/11/2020

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST APPS BECAUSE IT'S NEW EPISODE TIME!! 😈😈😈😈

And today it's a h***y episode. New Kid on the Block. 💕💕🐙🐙

We meet the hot cool older girl next door, Laura who is Bart's first crush. 💖💖

I'm primary school Claire Sullivan thought the word 'it' equalled s*x! Naughty! Rude!

We love Rough Trade fb groups and can both do back-bends! We wanna keep our gals in the front yard.

We discuss men's 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner combined and how they're terrible! But men's razors are fantastic!

Lauren Bok - Comedian sings a song about seeing a hot man while eating food

Tell us about your first crush!!!

Share us, like us, love us, give us a (virtual) kiss (by leaving us a nice review)!

09/11/2020

NEW EPISODE!!! 👔👔👔👔

MARGE GETS A JOB

Lauren Bok - Comedian and Claire Sullivan chat YouTube DIY and watermains and the Melbourne tram restaurant, jobs AND MORE!

Marge starts working at the powerplant!

Also our dads were VERY accident prone. Tell us your dad stories!!

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26/10/2020

NEW EPISODE!

The Itchy and Scratchy Movie!

-Skype bloody dropped the ball when the pandemic hit, hey?!
-PANTS
- Claire Sullivan 's maths teacher in grade 9's cousin is a Hollywood actor!
- Lauren Bok - Comedian had to tone it down in high school
-making teachers cry

And we re-live the partly fantastic, partly not-that-great episode which is all about Itchy and Scratchy

Do you like Itchy and Scratchy?
How did you you fare in your high school parent-teacher nights?
Let us knnnoooowww

12/10/2020

Treehouse of Horror III

We're back folks and it's a spooky episode!!

Claire Sullivan absconded to Tassie during the pandemic where only dancing is illegal!

This specific episode that we watch is weird. Because YOU CAN KILL THEM AT THE END! this is not a Valentine's day special, it's a Halloween special!!

Are you a snob about horror or a filthy casual like Lauren Bok - Comedian?

Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Tell ya friends! Tell ya nan! (watch the Twilight episode where Jessica Simpson plays a babysister)

29/09/2020

New episode!! Lisa the Beauty Queen!

We're back again and this week it's a doozy!

Homer was such a sweetheart
Claire's in Hobart and out of quarantine!

EVERYBODY IS ROLLERSKATING

Neither of us are ugly. Our siblings are lovely

also HOMER IS 36 YEARS OLD

Give it a listen!!
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Claire Sullivan Lauren Bok - Comedian 💖💖💖

13/09/2020

WE'RE BACK BAYYBEEE that's right Claire Sullivan and Lauren Bok - Comedian are back helming the good ship of The Simpsons. Update your podcast app (itunes, spotify, everywhere else) and get YOUR ELEMENTARY SPRINGFIELD FIX NOWWWW

Last week we had a twofer!! With Kamp Krusty and Streetcar Named Marge and this week it's Homer the Heretic!!!

We love camping! Bok was a sea scout and Claire was a girl guide. Though Bok had no idea that sea scouts were secretly called Anchor Wankers behind their backs. How did she never know this????

Also, in Streetcar Named Marge both Claire and Bok were avid theatrekids. Could ya tell????

and with this weeks ep Homer the Heretic, Claire schools Bok and all weird things religion because as it turns out Claire was brought up to be religious (not anymore though, didn't stick hehe)

so give us some love, a share a review. tell your friends, we'll be back in your feeds in two weeks time!!!!

WooHoo!!

16/06/2020

THIS IS OUR DEDICATION TO BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND THE SIMPSONS

17/03/2020

Claire just obtained a usb plug-in mic because Bok has the rest of the equipment. Also, Disney Plus has the entirety of The Simpsons on it. so quarantine season 4 of The Simpsons for Elementary, here we come!!

**We just gotta record a couple of eps first, so hold tight for that. But plans are afoot!!**

21/01/2020

🎶🚌🎶🚌🎶🚌NEW EPISODE ALERT!!!🚌🎶🚌🎶🚌🎶

The Otto Show!

An entire episode dedicated to a character, who by the end of the episode it's very clear that he DID NOT require his own episode.

MILLHOUSE IS A PATHETIC LOSER!
we both love music and swap when our first live rock shows were.

AND WE'RE BOTH DOING COMEDY SHOWS!!! COME!!

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/556313
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6t6aNmcWdOZS4Uefg4cC65?si=EPWYfsMMTOmBv18zUOzxeQ
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-claire-o-show/id1475762752?i=1000462990683

catch our shows: Claire Sullivan: Toast Rat; Lauren Bok - It's A Long Way To The Bok (If You Wanna Sausage Roll)
( Claire Sullivan will be performing in both Perth FRINGE WORLD and Melbourne International Comedy Festival; Lauren Bok - Comedian will be performing in Melbourne International Comedy Festival)
https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/claire-sullivan-toast-rat-fw2020
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/claire-sullivan-toast-rat
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/it-s-a-long-way-to-the-bok

We watched E03E22: The Otto Show! Otto Mann loses his license, Claire realises Milhouse is pathetic, Bok knows heaps about popular music thank you, both share their first experience of a rock concert! We are doing comedy shows! Come!Claire Sullivan - TOAST RATFringeWorld PerthMelbourne International...

12/01/2020

👰💣👰💣👰💣AND WE'RE BACCCKKK 👰💣👰💣👰💣
we had a wee break (as in Scottish wee, not urine) and are back with a fun one!

Black Widower!

Aunt Selma and Sideshow Bob get married!

Flowergirls! Love! Murder!

Listen, like, subscribe. Hug your friend! and donate to Australian Bushfire Fundraisers! Our country is on fire and it's terrifying.

Listen here:

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/544930
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bok-widower/id1475762752?i=1000462192496
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3PXgbjUUgs2Ay4dKIHe4Fl?si=J1GdcWMYQkeWmUGDOvRd6A

We watched S03E21: Black Widower! Sideshow Bob marries Aunt Selma. Bok was a flowergirl once, Claire is jealous. Both agree trying to communicate with a friend that's just fallen in love is impossible.Donate to the Australian Bushfire fundraisers!https://www.wires.org.au/ Wildlife Rescue (NSW)https:...

14/12/2019

🐶☠️🐶☠️New Ep New Ep🐶☠️🐶☠️

Bok of Death! We watch Dog of Death!!!!!

LOTTERY ETTIQUETTE
DOGS EATING SNAIL BAIT!

and the best bits of a party (which is, of course, the party in the laundry)

download and listen! for a fun tram ride to work, some laughs to help you work out!

TELL YA NONNOS AND YA BABAS!

share, like, subscribe

xoxo gossip clok

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/523421
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bok-of-death/id1475762752?i=1000459553623
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3ubPQfkU8PkQDmjpdfGFkd?si=r1VNs4P1TBunkh8QDJ_4nw

We watched S03E19: Dog of Death! Santa's Little Helper gets sick, Claire explains lottery etiquette, Bok talks about her first dog's perchant for snailbait, both break down the good parts of a house party: getting ready for the party, and then the 3 hours you spend in the laundry.

02/12/2019

🤡🤡🤡🤡It's up!!Check your podcast app baayybeee🤡🤡🤡🤡 (Claire forgot to post hehe sorry)🤡🤡🤡🤡

We watch Homer at the Bat

Which is a HORRENDOUS EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS. SURELY THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST EPISODES EVER!!!!

FIGHT US ON IT

BURN YA BRAS AND SAVE YOUR POETRY TEACHERS

do you reckon it's also the worst piece of television ever produced?

like, subscribe, tell ya nan

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/501726
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5oBFOAi5P0k7zzKnNUj2cM?si=XqiEYlkQRxGuSw3g41pKdQ
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/homer-at-the-bok/id1475762752?i=1000458152921

We watched S03E17: Homer at the Bat! This is the worst episode ever. EVER. WE HATED IT. Bok gets braless, Claire had to save her poetry teacher from the wind once, and both do a cracking impression of a seagull.

22/11/2019

🤶A minor delay but WE'RE BACK BAAYYBEEEE🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

And we have an absolute ripper of an episode. We watch Bart the Lover 💒💒💒💒💒

If this is one that you cannot remember get out and stop what you're doing and watch it right now!!

Bok discusses her own school's yoyo phase, Claire for real actually starts to like Homer

but most importantly WHAT IS GROUNDSKEEPER WILLY'S KINK???? 😉😉😉😉

Like, subscribe, tell ya dads

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/479237
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/claire-the-lover/id1475762752?i=1000457434439
https://open.spotify.com/episode/68R55GY6QDPtC4bwabuCl7?si=8YKlgjZKRw-RU7QxxqNOqQ

We watched S03E16: Bart the Lover! Claire gives this ep a perfect 10! Bok's school had a yoyo phase, Claire actually likes Homer a little bit more, both want to know what Groundskeeper Willy's kink is.

15/11/2019

👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️today is NEW PODCAST EPISODE DAY!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

Boker Alone...

we watch Homer Alone in which Marge has HAD ENOUGH. SHE LEAVES HER CAR ON THE BRIDGE AND STAYS

Claire talks about a ridiculous and terrible fake tropical island place she went to in Germany and Bok gushes about hot springs. do you also love sitting around in hot water?

WE LOVE MARGE!! MARGE 4 EVA!!

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We watch S03E15: Homer Alone! Marge has had enough, cracks it on a bridge and leaves Homer to "babysit", Claire tells Bok about a terrible Tropical Island thing she went to in Germany, Bok gets to express how much she loves hot springs. Both identify with Marge's emotional labour deeply.

07/11/2019

🌀Refresh your podcast app because it's NEW EPISODE DAY!!📻🎉

We watched Lisa the Greek!

Tasmania should have an AFL team!! 🏈
We're NOT pro gambling
Claire hates Homer (still!!)
Bok gets Roman numerals. she just understands it.

Like! Subscribe! Tell your friends! tell your mum! Comment!

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/458512
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5aRAjmBUgBDxJaAOcG77zF?si=kF_ThI0tTMCk9fYsicq73w
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elementary-springfield/id1475762752

We watch S03E14: Lisa The Greek! Homer and Lisa bond over football and gambling. Claire is back on hating Homer, Bok totally understands roman numerals, Claire recalls an unamusing encounter with Red Symons, both agree a Tasmanian AFL team called The Devils is long overdue.

31/10/2019

🤩🎉🤩🎉🤩🎉🤩FKN NEW EPISODE DAY FRENDOS!!!🤩🎉🤩🎉🤩🎉🤩
WE'RE RADIOING BOK! ALPHA, ALPHA! BOK COME IN!

that's right. it's the episode about Bart being stuck down a well. Well Boy!
Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet experience!
Pi***ng outside!!
H***Y FOR GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE!
tell us who you're thirsty as s**t for, or a nutso pi***ng outside time!!

like, subscribe, tell a m8, leave us a comment!

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/453494
https://open.spotify.com/episode/209TMepNvDPuBfRVfSsQfk?si=-IgBfunaSL2V-Z6KgvX4tg
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elementary-springfield/id1475762752

It's S03E13: Radio Bart! Bart gets trapped down a well, Claire retells a crazy outdoor urination experience, both are h***y for the shirtless Groundskeeper Willie, Lauren never got to play the Simpsons Arcade game at her local Pizza Hut. Like, Subscribe, Leave a Comment!

24/10/2019

🤠🤠🤠🤠NEW EPISODE OUT TODAY!😎😎😎😎

I Married Marge (well, I didn't but Homer did)

We discuss all of our pregnancy scares! Ooh! Fun! And Claire starts to think Homer is okay 😲😲😲😲

Listen! Download! Rate! Subscribe! Like! Review!

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/449577
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5XMPfh5Dst4TBeuaUwNYvP?si=rPHRg6InRza6y_pW1mGAzA

20/10/2019

Happy Sunday! Question, HOW MUCH DOES A PAIR OF TWEEZER COST???

amd more things you'll learn in our LATEST EPISODE which is Bok Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Why are the German electronic duo NOT in this episode, despite it CLEARLY being named after them?

Listen! to the episode. Tell! your friends to listen to the episode. Download! the episode so you can listen to the episode.

Like, subscribe and tweet to us!!

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/446980
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4uPV7BY9PTC7WnpNliK5EY?si=P9mqRbKaQHenuywpQggkCw
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elementary-springfield/id1475762752

We watch E03S11: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk. Claire learns that this episode has nothing to do with the band Kraftwerk, and watches The Land Of Chocolate sequence for the first time. Lauren learns how much a pair of tweezers cost at Myer, which is a lot.

11/10/2019

🔥🍹🔥🍹🔥🍹🔥LATEST EPISODE IS UP🔥🍹🔥🍹🔥🍹🔥

and it is the very famous, very much loved Flaming Moe's.
How do you make the drink? Have you ever made the drink?
How do YOU turn 18 in your hometown? Tell us!! We'd love to know.

If you like the show tell your friends! Share it with others who might want to listen in to Claire and Lauren's ridiculously funny and fun talk! Come for The Simpsons! Stay for the friendship! See Claire learn about all the world for real!

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05/10/2019

📣📣NEW EPISODE📣📣
We watch 'Saturdays of Thunder', Claire meets Patty and Selma, we talk House, Joseph Fiennes, what is considered and appropriate funeral song,
Listen now, subscribe, like and leave us a review!

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01/10/2019

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/elementary-springfield/id1475762752

NEW EPISODE LISA'S PONY! LISA GETS A GD PONY!

WE discuss Big Fairy Energy and Big Dragon Energy in Claire's Pony.

Also Claire had a very creepy clown collection as a child
Download nnnooooowwwwwww

21/09/2019

TREEHOUSE OF HORROR II

or also known as The Simpsons Halloween Special II

friendship! Simpsons! Horror! Unnecessary details!

HACK ME PLEASE

13/09/2019

LIKE FATHER LIKE CLOWN EPISODE IS UPP

It's a goodun

Garn, give it a listen

06/09/2019

NEW EPISODE. NEW EPISODE. NEW EPISODE.

Lauren and Claire watch Homer Defined.
Did you like this episode? Bloody let us know!

In this ep as well as the actual Simpsons at hand, we discuss:

Manic Pixie Dream Girls
Olympic Donuts in footscray (RIP)
Mums
Aussie hero, icon, someone you can look up to - Steve Bradbury.
WE LOVE YOU STEVE

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