Clusterflicks

05/03/2025

Vampire Hunter D ruined Rich's childhood memories, and almost all of his friendships.

It's the anime that asks, “What if Dracula was defeated by a moody goth with a hand that won’t shut up?” This 1985 cult classic has everything you'd expect—awkward voice acting, random exposition dumps, and a plot that makes zero sense. We riff/cringe at every mistake, from Count Magnus Lee’s creeper energy to Doris Lang’s total lack of survival instincts (and clothes).

🔥 Is this the worst vampire anime ever?
🩸 Does D’s left hand deserve its own spinoff?
😆 Did anyone understand this movie, or were they just making it up as they went?

Join us as we rip apart this gothic mess, one ridiculous scene at a time.

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Vampire Hunter D is the anime that asks, “What if Dracula was defeated by a moody goth with a hand that won’t shut up?” This 1985 cult classic has everything...

26/02/2025

This week we react to American Ninja (1985) and as expected, Rich won't shut up about how "they got it all wrong." It's fine man, take a chill pill already!

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It was impossible not to pan this movie into oblivion throughout its entire runtime! This trash fire stars Michael Dudikoff as Joe Armstrong, a soldier with ...

21/02/2025

19/02/2025

See this week's episode where we dive into License to Drive, the movie that thinks reckless driving and casual SA is hilarious.

Buckle up, buttercups, because Clusterflicks is taking you for a ride—straight to cinematic hell! We're tearing apart License to Drive, that 80s teen "comedy...

12/02/2025

🚨 BLOOD. SWORDS. TARANTINO'S FOOT FE**SH. 🚨

We just reacted to Kill Bill Vol. 1, the movie that turned revenge into an art form (and made sure nobody ever messed with Uma Thurman again). Buckets of blood, Lucy Liu decapitating people mid-sentence, and a creepy hilt-rubbing David Carradine—this one’s got it all.

Is Kill Bill Vol. 3 finally happening? Why does Tarantino have such an unhealthy obsession with toes? And how did the P***y Wagon make it past the censors? Watch now before Gogo Yubari comes for YOU. ⚔️💀

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Time to slice and dice our way through Kill Bill Vol. 1, the movie that made yellow jumpsuits, Hattori Hanzo swords, and severed limbs fashionable again. Uma...

08/02/2025

🔥 Arnold Broke the Fourth Wall… and His Career?! 🔥

Last Action Hero tried to be the ultimate action movie parody—what we got was Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting a cartoon cat, a glass-eyed psycho, and box office failure. But was this flick actually ahead of its time, or was Hollywood just high on ci**rs and steroids? 🤔💥

Clusterflicks dives into the most insane Schwarzenegger movie ever. Watch now before reality collapses in on itself like Steven Seagal’s stunt double! 🎬💀

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What happens when Arnold Schwarzenegger mocks his own legacy by actually complementing Sylvester Stallone? You get Last Action Hero, the most insane, self-sa...

30/01/2025

We're not slowing down!

🚀 Remember when Disney made a movie about a kid getting abducted by a sassy alien spaceship, and we all just went with it? Yeah, that happened.

Clusterflicks is taking off with Flight of the Navigator, the '80s sci-fi fever dream where time travel ruins childhoods, NASA is incompetent, and Pee-wee Herman is apparently an intergalactic Uber driver. Is this a hidden gem or just The Last Starfighter’s weird cousin? Watch our reaction and find out!

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Before Disney went full mouse-on-crack, they gave us Flight of the Navigator, a movie where a kid gets abducted by a sentient alien craft that sounds suspici...

29/01/2025

Did you catch our latest episode? Well, what are you waiting for!?

Clusterflicks takes on the 2005 neo-noir black comedy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer. Is it a sharp-witted masterpiece or a c...