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If anyone has a copy and a walkthrough, we strongly urge you to meet us at the GameStop at the ruins of the Foothills Ma...
02/07/2023

If anyone has a copy and a walkthrough, we strongly urge you to meet us at the GameStop at the ruins of the Foothills Mall.

Rumor has it, the obscure 80s handheld game, 'Release the Tapes,' was more than just a game.
Conspiracy theorists claim it was riddled with cryptic Easter eggs and concealed clues about the content and whereabouts of the infamous tapes...

They also said the game sucked and there are only a few playable copies still in existence. The rest are buried in a landfill just south of Biosphere 2.

Biosphere 2

This image is part of a confidential investigation. We urge the public not to disseminate any information about these ta...
30/06/2023

This image is part of a confidential investigation. We urge the public not to disseminate any information about these tapes. If you have any knowledge about the release date, please contact us immediately. Your cooperation is vital.

What's so dangerous about that the
Safety Vest Task Force kept them under lock and key for 40 years?

30/06/2023

What's so dangerous about that the
Safety Vest Task Force kept them under lock and key for 40 years?

We are aware of the unauthorized leak of a confidential document. We urge the public to refrain from sharing this sensit...
25/06/2023

We are aware of the unauthorized leak of a confidential document. We urge the public to refrain from sharing this sensitive information by reposting it. We will not comment as to the validity of the information in the document. We are seeking information on the release date of the unauthorized The Crossing Guard Tapes podcast. Crap. I shouldn't have said that.

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