02/11/2024
(From TikTok Fun)
When I was younger, I used to hide in my parents' closet in order to surprise them later. One day, while hiding in there, I discovered that my mom was having an affair. Unknowingly, my dad came home early from work, and she instructed her lover to hide in the closet, unaware of my presence. Initiating a conversation with him, I remarked, 'It's quite dark in here.' He agreed, and I shared that I possessed a baseball gifted by my father, though I rarely used it. Inquiring if he wished to purchase it, he declined. Threatening to reveal his presence to my father, I demanded $50 for the baseball. Some time passed, and a similar scenario unfolded again as I found myself in the closet with my mom's paramour. Once more, I pointed out the darkness within the closet. Expressing my possession of a baseball glove from my father, I offered it for sale yet again. Reluctant to make a purchase, I threatened to inform my father, to which he relented and agreed to pay $750. Seemingly irritated, he accepted the deal. Days later, when my father wanted to play baseball with me, I confessed selling both the baseball and glove for $1,000. Upset, my father assumed I had sold them to my friends, accusing me of overcharging and decided to take me to church for confession. During the confession with the priest, I began by noting the darkness in the booth, but the priest implored me to refrain from such remarks.