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Bozo 2 turns 7. A complete sweetheart.
04/02/2024

Bozo 2 turns 7.

A complete sweetheart.

A chilly but glorious day along the River Arun with a McDonald’s bribe to stop them all whinging about the cold with .ba...
07/01/2024

A chilly but glorious day along the River Arun with a McDonald’s bribe to stop them all whinging about the cold with .bambamama and brood. Tony’s Lionel Richie aftershave a definite highlight

Birthday outing for Gaga. Bozo 4 made his feelings about group photos known once again…
07/01/2024

Birthday outing for Gaga.

Bozo 4 made his feelings about group photos known once again…

That was fun. 16 adults, 10 kids, 2 dogs, 1 game of It’s Bananas and Tony donned his jazzy jockey shirt for the win.
01/01/2024

That was fun. 16 adults, 10 kids, 2 dogs, 1 game of It’s Bananas and Tony donned his jazzy jockey shirt for the win.

on Christmas Eve has become our new tradition. Not sure why Bozo 1 is dressed as an Edwardian street urchin but perhaps...
25/12/2023

on Christmas Eve has become our new tradition. Not sure why Bozo 1 is dressed as an Edwardian street urchin but perhaps he’s a future fashion icon.

Bozos decorate a tree. ’s first proper English Christmas tree and she got the traditional joy of untangling a load of fa...
03/12/2023

Bozos decorate a tree. ’s first proper English Christmas tree and she got the traditional joy of untangling a load of fairy lights… Bozo 4 not in the main pic as he got the hump about me taking too many photos of him. Again.

Sheffield Park looking good with these plonkers. Bozo 2 giving strong Spice Girls vibes here.
20/11/2023

Sheffield Park looking good with these plonkers. Bozo 2 giving strong Spice Girls vibes here.

Missing the bozos on Halloween, not missing the nerve wracking pumpkin carving session where it’s a knife slip away from...
31/10/2023

Missing the bozos on Halloween, not missing the nerve wracking pumpkin carving session where it’s a knife slip away from an A&E trip. Evidence they survived this year, well done Tony. I imagine he did the majority of the labour…

The Gingerbread Man, ghost and angry spider are already getting excited for Halloween…
24/09/2023

The Gingerbread Man, ghost and angry spider are already getting excited for Halloween…

Immediately after these photos were taken Bozo 4 slipped on the deck knocked his tooth, bled all over his suit and fell ...
18/09/2023

Immediately after these photos were taken Bozo 4 slipped on the deck knocked his tooth, bled all over his suit and fell asleep. So making the most of the photographic evidence that he was at this party, before his front tooth started to go grey…

My parents just dumped a load of boxes from their outhouse on me to sort through. An unexpected treat of pix from 20 yea...
14/09/2023

My parents just dumped a load of boxes from their outhouse on me to sort through. An unexpected treat of pix from 20 years ago. And for some reason I thought it was acceptable to wear a baseball cap. Apologies.

Bozos at their first swimming lesson. I have achieved motherhood greatness by securing all four bozos a swimming lesson ...
13/09/2023

Bozos at their first swimming lesson. I have achieved motherhood greatness by securing all four bozos a swimming lesson in three different ability groups within the same hour on a Friday early evening. If you have never had to deal with the swimming lesson lottery you will not understand the trauma of having to accept the only available slot of noon on a Saturday thereby relinquishing weekends to battling swimming hats and sweating profusely as you try to get them dry in a wet room alongside thousands of children who put on socks and immediately stand in a puddle of water/wee. Yes Friday evenings will be hellish and yes, they now cost more than my next winter coat but I no longer answer to the swimming gods on Saturday, so I win. Plus you get that warm fuzzy feeling when Bozo 4 refuses to go in the water for the first half of the lesson and has to be bribed with promises of buying him a Pokémon teddy.

Two down, two to go…
06/09/2023

Two down, two to go…

One down, three to go. Delighted they are all starting on different days. It makes everything so much more manageable…
05/09/2023

One down, three to go. Delighted they are all starting on different days. It makes everything so much more manageable…

Somehow I am 40…
03/09/2023

Somehow I am 40…

Portraits of Bozos in pants in rock pools. Plus a bonus pic of Bozo 1 polluting a rock pool ecosystem with his wee.
01/09/2023

Portraits of Bozos in pants in rock pools. Plus a bonus pic of Bozo 1 polluting a rock pool ecosystem with his wee.

The Isle of Wight Massive after an hour’s hard graft hunting for fossils. Pic 1 missing Bozo 4 who had a total sh*tfit b...
31/08/2023

The Isle of Wight Massive after an hour’s hard graft hunting for fossils. Pic 1 missing Bozo 4 who had a total sh*tfit because we made him do pic 3. He got so angry he pulled his pants down in protest and screamed like a banshee

Bozo 3 - like butter wouldn’t melt. Don’t be fooled…
29/08/2023

Bozo 3 - like butter wouldn’t melt. Don’t be fooled…

Glad we did the trip to the dentist at the start of the summer hols…Mini Wonkas start their empire and eat away at their...
14/08/2023

Glad we did the trip to the dentist at the start of the summer hols…

Mini Wonkas start their empire and eat away at their profit margin.

Don’t be fooled by Bozo 3’s angelic look.
13/08/2023

Don’t be fooled by Bozo 3’s angelic look.

Bozo 2 & Bozo 1 being forced to pose for a photo. Bozo 1’s face says it all.
06/08/2023

Bozo 2 & Bozo 1 being forced to pose for a photo. Bozo 1’s face says it all.

School uniform try on done. Much huffing and puffing about how boring it was, thank god for online shopping.
09/07/2023

School uniform try on done. Much huffing and puffing about how boring it was, thank god for online shopping.

A truly glorious weekend with and with 17 dogs, a swimming pool and a garden full of softly scented English roses. Dre...
24/06/2023

A truly glorious weekend with and with 17 dogs, a swimming pool and a garden full of softly scented English roses. Dreamy (except all the screaming and shouting in the pool of course).

Five and a half years after your Brighton adventure began you are off to explore another exciting chapter - so much to ...
21/06/2023

Five and a half years after your Brighton adventure began you are off to explore another exciting chapter - so much to look forward to; moving to Majorca, turning 30 and of course, getting married! You’ve achieved so much and have been so loved by us all, we are so pleased you picked us as your family. Thank you for coming over to say goodbye and recreating the photo from 5 years ago when the garden was less jungle-like and the bozos were fewer and more squidgy.

Sending lots of love and good luck with all that luggage x

Happy Father’s Day to the leader of the Bozos in all mischief, mayhem and madness. Their go-to for fun, fart jokes and w...
18/06/2023

Happy Father’s Day to the leader of the Bozos in all mischief, mayhem and madness. Their go-to for fun, fart jokes and wind ups. He revels in playing, play-fighting and laughing with his army of mini-mes.

A truly special father who loves and is loved. Fortunately not on IG so he will never see these heartfelt words. Phew.

Whitstable with these gorgeous people. All the seafood and not a Bozo for miles. .Special thanks to and for making th...
10/06/2023

Whitstable with these gorgeous people. All the seafood and not a Bozo for miles. .

Special thanks to and for making this possible and looking after the Bozo Brigade

Good Morning from Bozo 3 channelling Weasley x Potter vibes. When asked which character he would like to be from Harry P...
27/05/2023

Good Morning from Bozo 3 channelling Weasley x Potter vibes. When asked which character he would like to be from Harry Potter he always answers Mrs Norris. Yes the evil scratty caretaker’s cat.

Wedding pix from the epic celebrations last weekend where Bozo 1 took selfies with all his faves…
21/05/2023

Wedding pix from the epic celebrations last weekend where Bozo 1 took selfies with all his faves…

A decent family photo courtesy of arriving very early for ’s wedding and accidentally joining the preceding baptism cere...
21/05/2023

A decent family photo courtesy of arriving very early for ’s wedding and accidentally joining the preceding baptism ceremony at the cathedral for a bit.

We killed some time with some selfies and one of them turned out to be half decent.

Also adorable moment of Raquel walking down the aisle with her fabulous father and then Bozo 2 leaning out to get a better look. In the words of Bozo 4 ‘Raquel looks like a princess’.

Happy 8th birthday to the original Bozo with this selection of snaps from this week’s holiday. The leader of a pack of f...
17/05/2023

Happy 8th birthday to the original Bozo with this selection of snaps from this week’s holiday.

The leader of a pack of frankly idiotic wolves who follow in his quirky, imaginative and very noisy footsteps. Fancy dress diva, wearer of hats, Lord of the dance, karaoke king and comedian in the making - the world is louder, brighter and funnier with you in it.

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#feliznavidad by Bozo 1 is just perfection. His dedication to accent is too good and I feel it’s the birth of a new tradition.

Festive trip to see The Makin

This little life with these little bozos #festivepyjamas

Ballet Bozos.

Beach baby #heatwave

1 second of every day in 2021 with the Bozos

Went to #Morocco with my beloved @intrepidtravel - made a quick video on the flight home, forgot to post it. Standard. Thank you @zbencheikh @kjy50 @chloe_berman and our excellent guide @fouad_oulmyr for a wonderful experience visiting inspiring community-led initiatives that are changing lives and ensuring a better future. I loved meeting @efa_morocco @atelier_de_cuisine_chef_tarik_ @tawesna @hafidazizi @aissajoud and staying at @ksarighnda @riad_nesma_marrakech @riadelegancia @auberge_chez_momo_ii Thank you @holly_tuppen @dejashuu @emma_gregg @lorna_explorerer @joyfuljomad @veyjanesey and Karl for being such excellent travelling companions. #visitmorocco #moroccotravel @finnpartnerstravel

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