Caustic News

12/12/2023

Translation : It's not you; it's me. I deeply regret the life choices I made earlier and have come to the conclusion that saving my job is more important than anything else right now. Here is my apology. Take it, run, and may your future be brighter than my career prospects

07/12/2023

Why does attention to detail matter, you ask?

Well, let us share a laugh-inducing incident – a friend shared a clip from the movie Animal that had the hero strolling into a classroom with an AK47, aiming for intense, scary vibes. Instead, it had us in splits 🤣. Anyone who has fired a firearm knows the potential dangers indoors – the noise (forgivable in a film), recoil (not funny), and debris. All we got was smoke.

Seriously?

But wait, there is more! Firing indoors means dealing with ricocheting bullets – a serious risk. So, imagine our amusement at a scene that missed these crucial details.

We can't speak for the audience, but for us, it was as hilarious as Shrek's donkey.

Lesson learned: Attention to detail matters – not just for safety, but to avoid becoming the butt of jokes.

PS : But the director be like, "Hey, at least we got the smoke part right."

18/11/2023

Doval with unknown man

18/09/2023

17/09/2023

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17/09/2023

🏰 Explore the grandeur of the Amber Fort in Jaipur, Rajasthan. This majestic fortress, built in the 16th century, is a testament to India's rich architectural heritage. 🇮🇳✨ Have you ever visited this iconic site? Share your experiences! 📸 🧡🏞️

09/05/2023

May 9th, 1671: Thomas "Captain" Blood stole the Crown Jewels of England from the Tower of London.

On May 9th, 1671, a suave and daring rogue named Thomas Blood hatched a plan to steal the Crown Jewels of England from the Tower of London. With a twinkle in his eye and a sly grin on his face, he waltzed into the Tower disguised as a clergyman, accompanied by a beautiful woman posing as his wife.

After charming the Jewel House keeper into letting them view the jewels up close, Blood and his "wife" sprang into action. He whacked the keeper on the head with a mallet, flattened the crown with a file, and stuffed the jewels into his pockets, all while his "wife" distracted the other guards with a sob story about her husband's poor health.

As they fled the scene, Blood was apprehended by the guards, who found him with the jewels still jangling in his pockets. But rather than flee in shame, Blood boldly proclaimed that he had done it all for the sake of "adventure."

Miraculously, Blood was eventually pardoned by King Charles II himself, and even went on to befriend the keeper whose head he had clobbered. And so, friends, let the tale of Captain Blood be a lesson to us all: if you're going to steal the Crown Jewels, be sure to do it with style!

22/01/2023

If you are planning for early retirement or just want to beat the inflation, you must start SIPping

24/11/2021

A surge in cryptocurrency mining is sparking electricity shortages in energy-rich Kazakhstan, driving the country to consider nuclear power

24/11/2021

The name El Niño was coined by South American fishermen in the 1600's who noticed unusually warm waters that often peaked around Christmas time.

They named the phenomena after 'El Niño de Navidad' after the Christ Child.

This evolved into just El Niño, 'the boy' and La Niña, 'the girl' to describe the opposite phase.

03/10/2021

03/07/2021

A new study shows that wrong injection technique could be one of the reasons behind clotting following inoculation by adeno virus-based Covid vaccines, which include AstraZeneca, J&J and Sputnik jabs. The incorrect technique could lead to the injection accidentally being given into a blood vessel rather than the muscle.

01/07/2021

“Whoever invests in Kerala will lose peace of mind and will be driven to suicide”
Kerala: State's Largest Private Sector Employer Kitex Garments Scraps Rs 3,500 cr Project Alleging Relentless Harassment By CPM-led Govt

Kitex Garments, the world’s second-largest manufacturer of kids apparel, announced that it will be scrapping a Rs 3,500 crore project for which it had signed a memorandum of understanding with the Kerala government.

29/06/2021

Over 51 % children in Mumbai have COVID-19 antibodies as per Sero Survey conducted by BMC

28/06/2021

UK reports most new cases since end of January

28/06/2021

Einstein's first words are alleged to have been, "The soup is too hot." He is rumored not to have spoken in complete sentences until he was 3.

25/06/2021

Our PM: 1
Delhi CM: 0

24/06/2021

Su***de rates across the world. How come North Korea doesn't feature here? Lack of data?

23/06/2021

• Tim Berners Lee, the British computer scientist and founder of the world wide web is auctioning off the original code of the first website on the internet as an NFT

• The NFT will be called, “This Changed Everything” and auctioned by Sotheby’s in London from June 23-30