21/07/2023
BREAKING NEWS:
1. Government decides to provide Nu 1 million each to new MPs to buy personal vehicle and it's termed as "vehicle purchase allowance".
2. Plus, MPs will get Nu 10,000 as driver allowance and Nu 10,000 as fuel/maintenance allowance per month.
Oh, what a brilliant use of taxpayer money! I mean, why invest in education, healthcare, or infrastructure when we can buy our esteemed MPs shiny new toys? Priorities, right?
Ah, yes, because buying personal vehicles for MPs is the most pressing issue our country faces. Forget about unemployment, and climate change—let's make sure our MPs are cruising in style!
it warms my heart to see how much the government cares about its MPs. I can only dream of receiving such generous allowances for driving my own car to work. Oh wait, I actually have to pay for my own expenses like a responsible adult!
I am sure the citizens will be absolutely thrilled to know that their hard-earned money is being used to fund MPs' joyrides and luxury lifestyles. Way to represent the people, huh? Because we all know that being an MP is such a financially straining job, they clearly need extra cash to maintain their lavish lifestyles. It's tough out there, folks.
Let's give a round of applause👏 to our government for their brilliant decision-making skills. Who needs accountability and transparency when you can just throw money at MPs and hope they'll spend it wisely, right?
I can't wait to see all those flashy new cars parked outside the Parliament building. It will be like a never-ending car show, sponsored by the taxpayers, of course.
I am sure the drivers and fuel companies are absolutely thrilled with this new arrangement. It's not like there are more important sectors that could use a financial boost, right? Kudos🫡 to the government for their impeccable priorities!
I feel so grateful to live in a country where our leaders have their finger on the pulse of the nation's needs. Personal vehicles and hefty allowances—what a time to be alive!
P.S - Pun intended, of course.