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06/12/2023

Unsolicited Advice & More Existential Dread

ANNOUNCEMENT! Join us Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 10:00pm EST/7pm PST for a live recording of our FINAL episode! Tune in at twitch.tv/qualifiednonsense or YouTube.com/ and bring your questions!

On this week's show, we cover our plans for survival, what it means to live a finite life in an infinite universe, our own life pro tips, goats, the myth of the alpha in nature, pub trivia, 'Godzilla Minus One', 'Violent Night', time zones, and more!

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01/12/2023

The Good, The Bad, & The Out of Body

This week, we make a big announcement about the future of the show you'll want to hear! Plus, we talk about the best and worst meals we've ever cooked, out of body experiences, things that sound better than they actually are, 69, Jake's son's birthday party, Thanksgiving, cranberries, and more!

22/11/2023

It's a Living & Black Friday:

In this episode, we talk about things we like best and least about our current jobs, Black Friday plans, things we became fans of late in life, port wine, Matt's Hawaii trip, homebrewing, an unfortunate incident while Jake was hiking, first aid/CPR, adult toys, and more!

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03/11/2023

Pre-Planning a Midlife Crisis & Bath Time

On this week's show, we discuss how we use soap, the first dates with our spouses, our ideal midlife crises, pumpkin carving, pumpkin seeds, Eddie Izzard, Brandon's Arizona trip, moving to different locations, and more!

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26/10/2023

The Second Annual Halloween Sheet-Show

Bugs and kisses, dear listener! Come boo-gie down with us for this spooky skele-bration! Let us tickle your funny bone this week by discussing such topics as: our favorite and least favorite Halloween candies, Marry/F*ck/Kill (Monster Edition!), places that give us an eerie feeling, Halloween plans with kids, things that scare kids, effective scary movies, and more!

18/10/2023

Men of 1,000 Voices & Amazon Order Histories

On this episode, we try to do our best celebrity impressions, reveal our Amazon order history, discuss skills we wish we had, and talk about things like 'No One Will Save You', 'S*x Education', 'The Great British Bakeoff', 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus, long running TV shows, and more!

11/10/2023

50 Worst Dates & Getting Called Out

This week, we cover our worst first dates, being called out for offending someone, things we would want to farm, C'est Si Bon! in Portland, Jake attending another wedding, Brandon getting a COVID/flu shot, walnuts, our favorite nuts, Carolina reaper peppers, and more!

29/09/2023

Pitch Fest & Evolving Views

On this week's show, we cover how high and low our voices can go, things we have changed our views on, places we don't want to vacation, Oktoberfest, mattresses, a Beyonce concert, mailbox shenanigans, and more!

23/09/2023

Prince Albert For Sale & On the Lam

In this week's show, we cover how we would hide out as fugitives, revisiting and reevaluating media from our pasts, Prince Albert piercings and how much we'd need to be paid for various piercings and tattoos, stress dreams, wedding attendance, a smash burger pop up, winning money at video lottery, and more!

14/09/2023

Burning Man or Bust & Buyer's Remorse

On this week's episode, we cover attending festivals, purchases we've regretted/been happy with, jobs we would take in a wealthy estate, photography, the Intercoastal Waterway in NC, fishing, Oktoberfest marzen, Lindsey Stirling, wine/wine glasses, mattresses, Urdaneta in Portland, and more!

06/09/2023

Everyone Is Stupid Except Me & Seasonal Cocktails

This week's show covers topics such as: our favorite live performances, our favorite cocktails for each season, things that annoy us more than usual, a shooting at Jake's workplace, 'Poker Face', Can Can Cabaret in Seattle, The Gipsy Kings, and more!

31/08/2023

Nervous Diarrhea & Other Toxic Traits

This is a recording our first ever live show, recorded Sunday August 27 and broadcasted live on YouTube and Twitch! You can find the video version of this podcast now at YouTube.com/QualifiedNonsense

23/08/2023

Scammers Gonna Scam & Living in a Video Game

We've got a LIVE show THIS SUNDAY! Tune in this Sunday, August 27 at 9pm EST/6pm PST to watch us live and to interact with us during the show. Catch us at twitch.tv/qualifiednonsense and on our YouTube page at: youtube.com/. We can't wait to see you there!

In this episode, we talk about getting scammed, whether we'd want to be trapped in a video game or live a video game in the real world, luxuries we are willing to pay for, things we are unwilling to pay for, LSD/psychedelics, mushrooms, fungus, and more!

21/08/2023

Mark your calendars, we're going LIVE! This Sunday, 8/27 at 6pm PST 9pm EST, we're doing a full episode live! Come hang out with us, ask questions, and enjoy the banter. We hope to see you there!

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16/08/2023

Dudes Talking Foods

This week on the pod, we talk about vegetarianism/veganism, the final meals we'd eat on death row, pasta and noodles, Jake's phone's algorithm, internet ads, Hard and soft Mountain Dew, the North Carolina Zoo, the ethics of zoos, 'Meg 2', and more!

We've got a LIVE SHOW on the way! Tune in on Sunday August 27 at 9pm EST/6pm PST to watch us live and to interact with us during the show. Catch us at twitch.tv/qualifiednonsense and on our YouTube page at: youtube.com/. We can't wait to see you there!

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09/08/2023

Modern Fart Masterpiece & Java Junkies

On this week's show, we talk about our thoughts on modern art, the most embarrassing phase of our lives, our coffee preferences, Thai food spice levels, Jake and Matt's kids' back-to-school, theater camp, kids dressing themselves, learning chores, Fern Ridge Lake, sailing, 'Isle of Dogs', Wes Anderson, grocery stores, and more!

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02/08/2023

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

This week, we talk about recent UFO revelations, reincarnation, sports we would excel at currently, drag racing, Chicago, flying first class, Jake's work life, and more!

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27/07/2023

Fun & Flirty at 50

We've reached the dubious milestone of 50 episodes! On this week's program, we talk about Prime Day, Matt's new pool, physical media, digital advertising, Jake's neighbor's pool, state fairs, 'How to Sell a Haunted House' by Grady Hendrix, flag burning, peeing in the shower and in pools, musical genres we would want to be famous for, and more!

19/07/2023

Bald is Beautiful & A Hill to Die On:

On this week's show, we talk about Jake's getting accustomed to his new job, Brandon's 3rd wedding anniversary, shaving our heads, our feelings about cruises, whether we would rather die on a mountain or going cave diving, intrusive thoughts, what we like to cook to impress people, and more!

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13/07/2023

Rubbing Our Lamps for Fun & Ramblin' Rod

In this episode, we talk about Jake's new job, boating, Jason Isbell, mattresses, local commercials, Ramblin' Rod, Rogaine, tattoos, things we enjoy that others don't, DIY furniture, 3 wishes we would ask a genie for, and more!

05/07/2023

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em & Tactile Fun

Due to last week's issues with Matt's internet, he is absent from this episode, but Jake and Brandon manage to hold things down. This week, we talk about tactile activites we enjoy, movie/TV quotes we use in daily life, pub trivia, book reviewing, 'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny', Jake's new job orientation, 4th of July plans, our thoughts on fireworks, woodworking, bees, Lego, and more!

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28/06/2023

Take Me Down to the Very Last City & Pumping Iron

First off, we apologize for a technical issue late in the episode. We lost Matt's audio for the last 15 minutes or so of the episode, so it is a little shorter than normal. In the episode, we talk about tie dyeing, Jake's new job, painting, homebrewing, 'Asteroid City', IMAX, 'Severance', phrases we have learned we were using incorrectly, our favorite exercises, foods we'd bring to a BBQ, and more!

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21/06/2023

The Truth is Out There & Breakfast of Champions

New format!
In this episode we discuss things we can do as adults that we couldn't as children, UFOs, aliens, the universe, what we make for breakfast, homebrewing, the Flemish language, edibles, and more!

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New episode:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6EjpwNK56ShFu3U3vNgQeW?si=ljyorQAmS1yWU7-m47Lc_w

14/06/2023

Kids Say the Darndest $ #!% & Pick Up Artists Everywhere

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This week, we talk about our thoughts on kids swearing and swearing in general, a listener encountering frequent harassment in public, if we would make good spies, our favorite childhood video games, to kill or not to kill bugs, and more!

Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode:

Key Lime Pie in Durham, NC (Jake)

& His All Starr Band (Brandon)

Pans (Matt)

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01/06/2023

Don't Open a Restaurant & Summer Vacation

This episode is posting on Matt's birthday, so HBD, Matt! In this week's show, we talk about the pros and cons of opening your own restaurant, summer vacation ideas for a teacher, humanity's worst quality, whether we'd rather lose our sight or our memories, things that give us hope for the future, and more!Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode:

Knife sharpening (Jake)
'Women' by Charles Bukowski (Brandon)
2023 summer Sunsation pontoon boat (Matt)

24/05/2023

Death Stalks You at Every Turn & Boring Coworkers

This week, we discuss near-death experiences and whether we felt changed after them, dealing with boring coworkers, morning vs evening showers, condiments, lessons learned from our parents, and more!

Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode:

•'Bake Off: The Professionals' (Jake)
•Hot Mustard Doritos (Matt)
•Hendricks Park Rhododendron Garden in Eugene, OR (Brandon)

17/05/2023

How to Get Your Groove Back & Rise of the Machines

In this episode, we cover the challenges associated with artificial intelligence in the workplace, rekindling the spark in a busy marriage, our bucket list vacations, which thing we would want unlimited supplies of, which language we would learn in a week, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode:

• Shin Ramen (Jake)
• Turquoise ring from Antiques & Art on Main in Pendleton, OR (Matt)
• Dracula Daily (Brandon)

https://rss.com/podcasts/qn/952803/

26/04/2023

Our Favorite Murders & Advice For Our Younger Selves

In this episode, we cover advice we'd give our younger selves, our favorite crimes and conspiracies, our favorite vices, favorite summer pastimes, things we wish we were proficient at, getting railed in a sundress, and more!

Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode:

French Yogurt Cake (Jake)
Feit Electric Light Bulbs (Matt)
'Post Office' by Charles Bukowski (Brandon)

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Join us on Sunday, December 10, 2023, at 10:00pm EST/7pm PST for a live recording of our FINAL episode (yes, we're ending on 69)! Tune in at twitch.tv/qualifiednonsense or YouTube.com/@QualifiedNonsense and bring your questions! #podcast #algorithms #myspace #youtube #twitch #friends #fun #laugh

Happy birthday to.... US! That's right, folks, today we turn one year old. Thank you for your continued support and listening all this time! If you hadn't heard, we're doing a live show 8/27 at 9pm ET. You can find us on twitch or YouTube at: twitch.tv/qualifiednonsense and on our YouTube page at: youtube.com/@QualifiedNonsense. We can't wait to see you there! #birthday #anniversary #celebration #party #podcasts

"QN gets with the times" Well folks, we done did it! We started a Patreon page. What does this mean exactly? We're going to be making some exclusive, behind the scenes, and special one-off bits of content for ya! This is going to allow us to keep the podcast going, grow, and become a household name to everyone (yeah, right). If you like what you've heard and want to subscribe, awesome! If not, no worries. Just keep listening, and we won't hold it against you. We did just release a special announcement over there, but you have to subscribe to know what it is 😉 (link below). P.S. If you subscribe, hoping for feet pics, we'll entertain the idea, but that'll for sure be another tier! patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense

Hey all you QN fans! We're quickly approaching our 30th episode, can you believe it? While we have loved the journey so far, we need a favor from all of you. If you've liked what you've heard, please rate our podcast wherever you get your content from (Spotify, Apple Podcast, etc.). We would appreciate the hell out of you for it! Cheers and don't forget we have a new episode coming out TONIGHT at 9pm PST.

Joining the Mile High Club & Home Maintenance: We're releasing this week's episode a bit early as a Valentines Day gift to you! In this episode, we get into topic like: Tips on whether or not to join the mile high club, tools needed for home maintenance, the game 'No Thank You Evil', 'Poker Face', The Scarecrows, things we wish we were better at, zombie weapons of choice, how we'd spend our last day on earth, and more! https://rss.com/podcasts/qn/823342/

Pst. You... HEY YOU! Have you listened to our podcast? Yes? Wonderful, thank you! We are, however, in need of questions. Send us anything you'd like our input or advice on to: [email protected] Cheers!

This week, we find out if getting a pet is a good test before deciding to have children, how to stand up to parents who dislike Halloween, who is the best solo musician, if robots have rights, and more! https://rss.com/podcasts/qn/599783/

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