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Absurd Arguments Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars on Audible.

02/05/2024

Work-related puns are a bright spot in a dreary world.

18/04/2024

Ah yes, the great frontier explorers Calvin, Hobbes, and Sacagawea.

01/04/2024

If you’re not airing dirty laundry, you’re creating it.

14/03/2024

You're not special enough to be a statistic.

29/02/2024

There's only one thing worse than zombies: the British.

15/02/2024

Be suwe to check in with youw thewapist.

01/02/2024

Sometimes escaping reality is better than trying to fix it.

18/01/2024

Not everyone is blessed to have a voice like Morgan Freeman.

11/01/2024

This year is going to be ____________ (adjective).

21/12/2023

Here's a new Christmas song for you to sing for years to come.

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Thank you for listening to us this year! Also, shoutout to New Orleans for being our most downloaded city. Matt would li...
21/12/2023

Thank you for listening to us this year! Also, shoutout to New Orleans for being our most downloaded city. Matt would like to apologize for anything he may or may not have said.

23/11/2023

The Lord blesses His children.

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09/11/2023

The Necromorph versus Attila the Hun is the battle cinema needs.

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26/10/2023

Honesty comes in many packages.

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12/10/2023

Manure is the Worcestershire of p**p.

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14/09/2023

Even Dave Ramsey likes to let his hair down every once and a while.

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31/08/2023

You either die a hero or live long enough to get a disease.

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17/08/2023

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11/08/2023

Can Matthew break Nathan out of Podcast Bootcamp!?!

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15/06/2023

Our fearless hosts ditch the recording studio to spend time in nature and go camping. Truly it is the final frontier for them! Nathan brings back the much loved segment "Which is Worse?" Then the two argue about some common camping subjects, like best food to eat or which pests annoy us the most. Those of us part of the Absurd Arguments team (okay, I mean, it's just Nathan and Matthew) are so grateful for you listening to our podcast. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

25/05/2023

No one fears the sea anymore, so we need more krakens.

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11/05/2023

Moms. We all have at least one. And if you don't have a mom, there's plenty of examples in movies and tv shows for you to adopt your own. Perhaps you're a robot who wishes to understand the concept of motherhood. If so, you're in luck! Nathan and Matthew (who are not, or ever will be, mothers) are experts on what to do for your mom on Mother's Day. After listening to this episode, dear robot, you will know the best (or worst) places to take your mom and the best gifts to give her for the American holiday Mother's Day. We hope you can tell the difference! It's a mother-rific episode of Absurd Arguments! Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

27/04/2023

Rivalries. We all have witnessed them. Perhaps we have even formed some of our own. In fact, you're reading one right now: Nathan's intense rivalry against description writing. His laziness and procrastination is no match for the intense guilt and pressure Matthew puts on him to come up with a title and description. This week they lean into their own rivalry by talking about the greatest rivalries in the world. For example, Nathan's desire to talk about classic crime movies no one cares about vs. Matthew's need to tell everyone of his love for pirates. Which of these two rivals will argue about their rival best? Find out in this exciting episode of Absurd Arguments! Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

13/04/2023

No, dear listeners, it's not the podcast's birthday today (it's still just a baby), but one of our hosts, Nathan, has a birthday a week after this podcast releases. To help celebrate his successful ascent up the mountain of aging, we decided to argue about birthdays! But first, Nathan tests Matthew on birthday traditions around the world. Then they discuss some of the best birthday mainstays: candles, gifts, surprise parties, and parties where no one shows up at all! Matthew even has a fun game lined up too! You'll just have to listen and find out what it is on this spectacular episode of Absurd Arguments! Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

30/03/2023

I don't think this is right. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

16/03/2023

What a lucky episode of Absurd Arguments this is! St. Patrick's Day is here, and Matthew and Nathan are ready to discuss all things green and Irish. The absurdity that will be argued over today covers all your favorite St. Paddy's topics, like the necessity of wearing green for the day and the ethics of dying an entire river green for the holiday (looking at you Chicago). But before all that Nathan plays a new game with Matthew where he challenges him to correctly pronounce a slew of Irish names. Settle in for one of our mischievous episodes yet! Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

02/03/2023

Matthew and Nathan have dusted themselves off from the windy sand-storms here in Texas to argue about one of the most enigmatic and terrifying forces of nature: tornadoes. March is one of the windiest months of the year so there's no better time to discuss the dangers of wind and the brave men and women storm chasers who bravely (or foolishly) investigate these cylinders of doom. But this episode isn't completely serious. We also argue over whether or not you can use balloons and umbrellas to ride the wind, but before all that though, please excuse the rude news broadcast that mocks our wonderful hosts and all the hard work they do. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

16/02/2023

President's Day is upon us, which leaves Matthew and Nathan wondering which US president would be the best at modern jobs, hobbies, or other fun things. Through the many topics they discuss, many questions held by many scholars will be answers, and many philosophies will be put to the test as they dive deeply into the psyche of this greatest countries leaders. Before that, Nathan shares his interesting taste with Matthew, and this causes their friendship to falter slightly. Will the bonds of collaboration break? Will Matthew leave Nathan to his horrib—I mean, different taste in music? Will Nathan save his dog Ollie from the raging fire spreading through the ranch? Listen and find out by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

Singapore, would you be our Valentine?
14/02/2023

Singapore, would you be our Valentine?

02/02/2023

Ah, Valentine's Day! What better way to celebrate the holiday than listening to podcasting's most eligible pair of (hopeless) bachelor's. Even though these two are TOTAL experts when it comes to the topic of romance, they decided to argue about something simpler: where is the most romantic place to take your significant other on a date? Travel the world with Matthew and Nathan on their dizzying journey to discover the most romantic locales across this big 'ol ball of land and sea we call Earth. Spoiler alert: you might find a new appreciation for Singapore just like they have. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

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Even Dave Ramsey likes to let his hair down every once and a while. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts

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You either die a hero or live long enough to get a disease. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

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Our fearless hosts ditch the recording studio to spend time in nature and go camping. Truly it is the final frontier for them! Nathan brings back the much loved segment "Which is Worse?" Then the two argue about some common camping subjects, like best food to eat or which pests annoy us the most. Those of us part of the Absurd Arguments team (okay, I mean, it's just Nathan and Matthew) are so grateful for you listening to our podcast. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

No one fears the sea anymore, so we need more krakens. Listen to this episode by following the link in our bio or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

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